Confessions.

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 6:07 pm

smileytoes wrote:i confess to drooling over a hottie today who was WAYYY too young for me.

Oh, shit, that requires a confession?! If that's the case, I could singlehandedly bring down the e-playa, and possible the entire Internet west of the Rockies!

I don't have time for that much typing anyway, so I'll just say this:

I confess, once and for all, to drooling over hotties who are WAYYY too young for me, often many times in a single day, for as long as I can remember. In addition, I confess that I expect to continue doing so indefinitely. Finally, I confess that I don't feel the least bit guilty about it.

Okay, that feels better! Now, back to www.barelylegal.com...

P.S.: Maybe this should be in the "I'm going to hell because..." thread instead, given my lack of contrition.

P.P.S.: I changed my sig line in honor of this post. Look down there. Apropos, no?

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 6:13 pm

I confess that I'm hopelessly enamoured with a couple of girls I camped with.

I confess that I was really cranky at work today.

I confess that I smoke like a chimney.

I confess that I took all the pictures of me topless out of my stack of pics before I let anybody look at them.

I confess that I ate the last of my roommate's ice cream.

PJ · Post by PJ » Thu Sep 25, 2003 6:17 pm

JezebelinHell wrote:I confess that I took all the pictures of me topless out of my stack of pics before I let anybody look at them.

I confess that I ate the last of my roommate's ice cream.

If you're not going to use those pictures, will you trade 'em for some ice cream?

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 6:19 pm

I confess that I ate the last of my roommate's ice cream.

You ARE going to hell.

irishdevil · Post by **irishdevil** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 8:50 pm

I confess that I'm upset for not trying harder at trying to get one of my "neighboros" in bed with me.

I confess to having a huge crush on a guy I met on the night of the burn that my neighboro and his wife introduced me to.

I confess to wishing that I brought the guys who declared war on Neptune home with me.

And still having dreams of the playa and all the things I want to do next year.

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 5:46 am

Just for PJ, I'll post some barely clothed pics of myself next week. Gotta get to a scanner and locate some bandwidth first. You're not getting any boob shots on the internet though...sorry.

PJ · Post by PJ » Fri Sep 26, 2003 9:38 am

JezebelinHell wrote:...I'll post some barely clothed pics of myself next week...

Don't forget to post your desired form of worship.

JezebelinHell wrote:...You're not getting any boob shots on the internet though...sorry.

Am too! You're not in 'em though.

angelface · Post by **angelface** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 10:55 am

I confess to being bored at work most of the time..

I confess to having recurring dreams/fantasies about the hot married couple I camped with..

I confess to not having vaccumed out my car yet becuase I like the smell of playa dust..

I confess to having a crush on someone who is taken, and trying to scheme of ways to break them up (any suggestions are welcome), it's even better because I work with him..

I confess to forgetting my sister's b-day while I was on the playa, and taking 3 weeks to e-mail her after I got back.

I confess to stealing tins of mints from Starbucks almost every time I'm in one (which is not very often)..

Thanks, I feel better now

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 11:37 am

JezebelinHell wrote:I confess that I took all the pictures of me topless out of my stack of pics before I let anybody look at them.

I confess I have two sets of pictures of BM I show people. One has all the pictures of me in dresses, the other doesn't. You gotta know me pretty well to see the former.

But curiously, less and less I give a shit about what people think of me, so mabye by next year I'll just have one set.

PJ · Post by PJ » Fri Sep 26, 2003 11:48 am

blyslv wrote:...less and less I give a shit about what people think of me, so mabye by next year I'll just have one set.

That's also probably when you'll no longer bother to even bring a camera.

PJ · Post by PJ » Fri Sep 26, 2003 3:19 pm

I learned so much here:

http://home.comcast.net/~welder1956/att00003.htm

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 5:56 pm

Don't hate me because I'm a nerd...

I confess that I bought a beautiful Kayserops trilobite specimen (Order Phacopida) on ebay today with money better spent on drugs.

PJ · Post by PJ » Fri Sep 26, 2003 6:45 pm

Badger wrote:Don't hate me because I'm a nerd...

I confess that I bought a beautiful Kayserops trilobite specimen (Order Phacopida) on ebay today with money better spent on drugs.

.jpg?

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 6:53 pm

http://imagehost.vendio.com/bin/viewima ... idpay&sp=1[/url]

PJ · Post by PJ » Fri Sep 26, 2003 7:30 pm

Badger wrote:(Kayserops trilobite specimen)

Very sweet.

Zona · Post by **Zona** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 7:48 pm

I confess that I hit on like five of my single woman friends....I also confess that this year I had fun riding my bike....after I decided to not get bummed. Hey, life is good if you don't run your head into a wall because of expectaions. I confess that I had an awesome time because I decided to. I also confess that I enjoyed the huge hug I got from the much older woman who I gifted half my water bottle to....so there<g>.

I feel better now!

Juju · Post by **Juju** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:44 pm

[quote="Rob the Wop"]

There is something in the Mojave desert called a Sun Spider. It is translucent so that you can see their innards. They have huge claw/fang looking things. They are aggresive as hell, and though not poisonous, have a pretty wicked bite. Creeped the living shit out of my as a kid when I first moved to the Mojave.
[quote]

I grew up in the Mojave also... Newberry Springs!

We call those vinegaroons. Mom told us that if they bite you, everything tastes like vinegar for a week. Thankfully none of us ever were stung by one, but yes, eww. I HATE those things. We discovered two of them hiding out under our carpet as we were cleaning up the morning after a desert gathering a few months ago... they do not like beer being poured on them.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 9:42 pm

<img src="http://www.eastbayvivarium.com/gallery/ ... aroon1.jpg">

Vinagaroon. These creep me out big time.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 9:44 pm

THAT made my skin crawl.

shuranuff · Post by **shuranuff** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 11:21 pm

i confess that i'm getting addicted to this whole confession thing. is this what being a catholic is like? no wonder it's the world's most popular religion (is it?).

i confess to wanting to do *naughty* things so i can come back online and confess to y'all. i confess i havn't done any today.

i confess i have no ugly bug pictures to post, don't know how to post pictures and don't really care.

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 11:52 pm

I confess that the last 8 girls I've slept with have been one night stands.

I confess that I'm hopelessly in love with Eliza Dushku, and someday I'm gonna convince her to marry me.

I confess that I make fun of EVERYTHING around me.

I confess to leaving handprints on two different people's asses in the last month.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 12:24 am

I confess I only read 3 forums regularly.

I confess that sometimes I get confused as to which one I just read and will click on it again and again.

I confess that I'm making this confession because I clicked on the already read Experiences forum five times in a row and figured what the fuck, might as well confess it.

shuranuff · Post by **shuranuff** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 1:08 pm

i confess that i'm missing my favourite playa fuk buddy. i confess that i didn't get any contact information cause we didn't have a connection outside of bed. i confess i'm wondering, "what the fuck was i thinking?!!!", and fanticising about his chest hair. yum!

angelface · Post by **angelface** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 3:58 pm

JezebelinHell wrote:I confess that the last 8 girls I've slept with have been one night stands.

I confess that I'm hopelessly in love with Eliza Dushku, and someday I'm gonna convince her to marry me.

Eliza Dusku is a hottie.. and she's so sexy as Faith on BTVS.. yummy, oh and good luck, and make sure and invite me to the wedding.

I confess that the last several people I have slept with have been either one night stands or a friends plus situation..

thoughtsurfer · Post by **thoughtsurfer** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 5:14 pm

I confess that I have no good reason to be in a fucking bad mood...

I confess that I MAYBE drank one too many espressos and am now on the down side of my caffeine high...

I confess that I was just mean to my friend and now i'm feeling post, burn-out anit-catholic remorse (sorry, Terry!)

I confess that I am REALLY missing my Playa loves and
i've spent the better part of my entire "work-day" ignoring everyone
in favor of the "e-playa"

etc, etc, etc....

antron · Post by **antron** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 4:28 pm

i confess that i test assembled a possible shade structure over the weekend. (fwiw, it seemed to work in the breeze)

i confess that i have now laundered everything launderable that i brough back from bm, including the sleeping bags.

i confess that i'm ready to go back now.

thoughtsurfer · Post by **thoughtsurfer** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 4:52 pm

I confess that I woke up at 4:00am and glued white fur to my pretty little imac...she looks even better than ever! with that important job done, i was able to rest my head back on the pillow and sleep for a few more hours.

i confess that nobody saw me do it but my kitty...she rolled her yellow eyes, rolled up into a black ball and went back to sleep, too...

fuzzy, white...

III · Post by **III** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 4:55 pm

i confess that when i ran into petsuntileaten over the weekend that despite her being friendly and outgoing, i turned into a complete stuttering schoolboy because i was doing my best to not get sucked into her intoxicating eyes. even though i know that she's a great person to talk to about all sorts of stuff, i only managed to just maintain a level of personal interaction slightly above boorish dweeb.

pituko · Post by **pituko** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 7:39 pm

I confess to reading all of your posts while i was to finish homework for class tomorrow
I confess to going next year to BM
I confess to really laughing out loud on your comments
I confess to enjoying this forum

NightDragon · Post by **NightDragon** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 7:56 pm

I confess that I am going to a local Burn event because I miss all the great people I met at the playa.

I confess that my life has not been the same, this world seems way too boring and unfriendly.

I confess, I am thinking about a costume for next year and counting the days.

I confess that I lost my mind, more than once, but I think I am back now, for now.

Confessions.

I....

blah,blah,blah...

need more hours in a day