The Bar

paps · Post by **paps** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:09 pm

~mixes Perfect Screwdriver, slides down rail~

Here You Are!

gosh i love it so
planets brace another world
also as we meet

Arrgh! Just saw The Dave Mason Band three miles from my house.
Arrgh. (no "arrgh" needed, just saying...... 'cause).

Mix it up, phuckeR, I'll
clean you in the morning.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:16 pm

Mmmm.. thank you, Bee N Ohhhhh.

Some other drink... looked like yours....
went sliding by as I was tilting what you gave.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:20 pm

This is maybe not a "Bar" thread question,
though i know not where else to ask:

Does a mans cock continue to grow with age,
as do ears & nose?

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:29 pm

everytime touched
seems to matter not just when
groin activated

paps · Post by **paps** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:38 pm

Your "observations" seem hardly scientific.

I suggest application of "Atomic Balm" (or similar)
& time half-life against each prior result.

paps · Post by **paps** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:43 pm

Oh fucK, I forgot to Akk for a beer last post.
I came , i saw, i forgot to ask for a beer.

Please help me i am without arms or legs,
tiping a i am do to with my teats.

~signals for beer with titties~

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:51 pm

Whoa. Man tits-up.

~slides beer to paps, looks down at chest~

So, have you heard about *blah blah de blah*
geez those are nice tits#@! was that out loud?! eerk... ummm..

paps · Post by **paps** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:02 pm

I will not claim victory by tit or cock size.
There is no lessor, nor greater.

Fortune is what is...
~asks for an olive in his beer~

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:14 am

Big, foamy birthday coffee, followed by everyone in the bar buying me birthday drinks. I'll be drowning inthe Pago Pago Octopoda by midnight.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:23 am

Today is my first wedding anniversary.

woo hoo.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:24 am

oh yeah, beer me, please.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:25 am

Happy anniversery.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:58 pm

Happy Birthday CF!

Beer for Joel.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 7:52 pm

Time for a couple of quick beers and then I need a good nights sleep. Windmill work tomorrow...

Blue? You out there?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:57 am

i gotta earn my drinks today.
friends installing a new countertop.
i am doing the plumbing connections... (please note a wee bit of apprehension)
after i get done... gin and tonics.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 10:07 am

'Morning Joel and y'all...

Looks like I missed quite the party last night!! Wow! Happy Birthday, happy anniversary, and hugs to all!

It was also an anniversary of sorts for me - 18 years on the same job. Tho it's not much to celebrate - one of my current bosses is a dork and if I didn't love what I do I'd be outta there... (Just don't tell them!! >>grins<<)

SO... got the bike fixed, got the kitchen almost finished, got the hudson shower built, found the new motorcycle I want, and life is generally good. So...

Coffee anyone? >grins<

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 11:33 am

Guess I missed everyone yet again... >>sniffle sniffle<< Sure do miss y'all...

Anyway, off to the range to see how well my gunpowder burns. Hope y'all have a happy Saturday.

Hugz,
BBS

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:45 pm

Here are some ice cold PBR's. Lets drink.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 7:55 pm

Howdy Heli..
finished the plumbing side of the new countertop a few hours ago and hung a new whiteboard on the wall.

amazingly, i went from zero to plumber in about an hour this morning.
not a strong point, yet... how come we pay plumbers so much?

oh yeah, so we don't have to do it ourselves.

so, i am starting my second gin & tonic... thinking about some motrin too.

and tomorrow, i get to plan on installing the six foot countertop/breakfast bar and trim... i must get this kitchen done.

back to my beverage.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 10:37 pm

Lste night. Had plenty to drink already. Just saying goodnight.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:00 am

(Yawn... skritch... skritch...)

Good morning! Coffee?

(Wanders over to pot, starts dark french roast)

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:12 am

morning.
been up since 5 or 6.... F1 French GP... a yawner.
already have begun the neverending task list.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:12 am

Had mine, I am ready to make that smooth transition from coffee to oh let's say, Everclear.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:13 am

it is afternoon... and hot... and i do have gin & tonic in the house.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 11:46 am

here ya go and something from Marin from last night (we do fireworks for 5 nights in a row)

Jägermeister and gingerale on ice is nice.

Driveway · Post by **Driveway** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 12:36 pm

Does anyone else revel in the irony of celebrating the anniversary of the start of a War by blowing stuff up?

Happy Birthday America, maybe someday you'll grow out of this fascination with 'splosions...but I doubt it.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 12:50 pm

Geez, if it wasn't for the United States, you might be speaking German right now. hmmmmmmmmmmmm

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 12:50 pm

viva la boom!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 3:24 pm

Got a sixer of Doghouse Lager, anyone?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 5:46 pm

Heli! I'm hoping you've got some left.