Kamp Apokiliptika.....

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:14 pm

hageymon let slip in his threat
" International Burner Hostel Mercenary Troops! " Yes friends MERCENARIES! Paid solders who's mere presents slaps the no commerce values of our community in the face, desecrating all that we find holy.

I Zulegoona call for a jihad a holy war to strike down hageymon and all of his followers and paid thugs.

People of Burning Man, the international burner hostel is a threat not only to the peaceful fun loving people of Kamp Apokiliptika but to the soul of Burning Man. Rise up in defense of all you love about Burning Man and strike down the infidel.

do our dirty work for us

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:21 pm

Here is a message for the peesekeepers from our up and coming super generation:

http://www.hindlick.com/ns03/modelchild.jpg

Ain't he a darlin?

Peacekeeper · Post by **Peacekeeper** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:23 pm

Like the rest of Kamp Apokalyptica, Victoria Falls...

KA: The Smoke that Thunders indeed

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:25 pm

Now *there's* a kid who was raised right...

Maybe that was in response to the "no kids on the playa" thread, eh?

___________

Side note: Phase one is nearing completion. Beware...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:33 pm

The beverage served by heli at the Kantina especially for the members of the piecebeepers:

http://www.troutsoup.com/photos/albums/ ... uck_up.jpg

Peacekeeper · Post by **Peacekeeper** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:36 pm

And as for the Upcoming Super Generation, the UN knows what you're up to,

http://www.goveg.com/page/general/l2-broilerhouse.jpg

This Completely UNethical behaviour will come grinding to a halt when we unleash our UNimal Rights Watchdog on your UNsuspecting asses

For Shame...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:38 pm

Peacekeepers wrote:And as for the Upcoming Super Generation, the UN knows what you're up to,

http://www.goveg.com/page/general/l2-broilerhouse.jpg

This Completely UNethical behaviour will come grinding to a halt when we unleash our UNimal Rights Watchdog on your UNsuspecting asses

For Shame...

So you went and laid your cards on the table and showed us your army? We love chicken. Very edible.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:39 pm

New enemies, eh?

Oh goodie, I was running low on Croc Chow. You "Peas-Keepers" came along at JUST the right time. I do hope you are all 100 % nutritionally complete. I was wondering what took you so long. My People heard of your formation some time ago.

No matter, at least you form a short diversion in our ultimate diabolical goals. For that I applaud you.

Oh, just look for the words of warning we will post for you on the last few miles of your journey to BRC. Just for you, just for you.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:30 pm

Read this then eat it:

To the Black Rock International Burner Hostel: I have been able to resist my captor's mind altering stripper pole just long enough to remember who I am and the fact that I was captured along with the Mutant Vehicle against my will. The ladies of the Interrogation Squad have laid a pretty heavy Stockholm syndrome on me with their breast smothering, ear tongueing, and face sitting motivational tactics.

Please know that my heart is always with the hostel, even during my recent enslavement to add nuclear power to the Time Machine Mutant Vehicle. Know that I may have only regained my identity for a short time, and anything I say in the future may be a result of the PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon) brain washing at the Apokiliptika Kantina. I hope your "secret weapon" is as awesome as you say. "Help me Hageymon, you're my only hope".

Out.

the_iconoclast · Post by **the_iconoclast** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:09 am

One word...

UNimpressed....

Peacekeepers wrote:Oh Yeah?

UNeqiuvocal
UNmistakeable
UNdeniable
UNputdownable
UNsurmountable
UNdefeatable
UNseperable
UNbelievable
UNimpressionable
UNimpressed

and

UNited....

and we agree,
PEACE out.

the_iconoclast · Post by **the_iconoclast** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:27 am

I am stunned that BRIBH would resort to making mercs out of those good people who travel so far to experience BM. The very fact that they are now actively paying soldiers from other countries gnaws at the very fabric of what this event is about. I find solace in two thoughts, however.

#1 - Having worked side by side with Peace Creepers in the past - they are completely useless as a fighting force. While in Somalia, they were useless as tits on a boar.
#2 - Being mercenaries - they have no true allegiance to their command. Once they are subdued and realize the true effectiveness of T.I.T.S., they will become willing agents of Apokiliptika. I will discuss making them into double agents with the squad.

Due to his recent betrayal, Jelly is undergoing deeper "treatments" that will be, most likely, irreversible. Do not blame us, however... it is only due to the BRIBH recent bravado that this aspect arose in his behaviour. Any permanent damage, therefore, is the fault of the BRIBH and not Apokiliptika. Though you try to demonize the divine wisdom and leadership of the Kamp - it will not work. Jelly's condition is your fault.

Zulegoona wrote:hageymon let slip in his threat
" International Burner Hostel Mercenary Troops! " Yes friends MERCENARIES! Paid solders who's mere presents slaps the no commerce values of our community in the face, desecrating all that we find holy.

I Zulegoona call for a jihad a holy war to strike down hageymon and all of his followers and paid thugs.

People of Burning Man, the international burner hostel is a threat not only to the peaceful fun loving people of Kamp Apokiliptika but to the soul of Burning Man. Rise up in defense of all you love about Burning Man and strike down the infidel.

do our dirty work for us

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:20 am

Yeah, what he said.

Neener Neener

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeener Neeeeeeeeeeeeeener!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:51 am

Hey pee-keepurz. These might interest you for those long, boring, propaganda meetings. They will keep you from scurrying off to the portapotties at every turn. You will need them when you are faced in battle by our Interrogation Forces.

http://georgeclark.com/whitely/graphics ... epends.gif

With Love, heli

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:33 am

Peacekeepers wrote:And as for the Upcoming Super Generation, the UN knows what you're up to,

http://www.goveg.com/page/general/l2-broilerhouse.jpg

This Completely UNethical behaviour will come grinding to a halt when we unleash our UNimal Rights Watchdog on your UNsuspecting asses

For Shame...

Begun, the Broiler Wars have......

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:54 pm

A public service message from the Peoples Buerau of Disinformation and Operational Anarchy...

Now returning you to your local ammunition manufacturing and glorious revolutionary activities...

(As always, all rights granted to authorized Kamp personnel)

(Edited to maintain website continuity)

__________

Beware those who speak with funny accents and wear light blue helmets...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:16 pm

Urgent message to all Pee-kleeppers:

Pissin' in the wind, bettin' on a losing friends
Makin' the same mistakes, we swear we'll never make again
Pissin' in the wind, but it's blowing on all our friends
We're gonna sit and grin and tell our grandchildren

About the time I called this Guy it was four in the morning
Teach me the words to the song I was humming

He just laughed and he said that the ole grey cat is sneakin' down
the hall
But all he wants to know is who in the hell is paying for this call

Oh Pissin' in the wind, bettin' on a losing friends
Makin' the same mistakes, we swear we'll never make again
And we're pissin' in the wind, but it's blowing on all our friends
We're gonna sit and grin and tell our grandchildren

Now this Nunn called me up, it was eight in the morning
Wanted to know how in the world am I doin'
Ohhhh ohh, mmmm mmmm
He just laughed and he said get it together boy, and fall on by the house
Some Gonzo buddies would like to play anything your picking now

Oh pissin' in the wind, bettin' on a losing friends
Makin' the same mistakes, we swear we'll never make again
And we're pissin' in the wind, but it's blowing on all our friends
We're gonna sit and grin and tell our grandchildren

Now we worked and we suffered and struggled
Makin' our record till we got it right
Now we're waiting on the check to come sneaking down the hall
Like that old time feeling
That we never should have ever put the record out at all

Yes pissin' in the wind, bettin' on a losing friends
Makin' the same mistakes, we swear we'll never make again
And we're pissin' in the wind, and it's blowing on all our friends

desertswine · Post by **desertswine** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:25 pm

it has been said that mercenaries have no loyalties,if we at Apokiliptika offer more that BRCIH,they will switch sides.If they don't...well then they are all Fucking Doomed.Lothos

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:47 pm

robotland wrote:
Peacekeepers wrote:And as for the Upcoming Super Generation, the UN knows what you're up to,

http://www.goveg.com/page/general/l2-broilerhouse.jpg

This Completely UNethical behaviour will come grinding to a halt when we unleash our UNimal Rights Watchdog on your UNsuspecting asses

For Shame...
Begun, the Broiler Wars have......

LOL! Pick you up at 8:00... my mother will.

Send as a gift to our UN mercinaries:
http://www.bladderbuddy.com/

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:14 pm

The pen... or in this case, the keyboard can indeed be mightier than the sword.
Oooooh.... good show ol chaps.

BBSue- damn nice! We gotta get that one onto the hall of truths. Jelly, you know what to do.

I am fummuxed by the gloriousness of all this hyperbole... and see the day, soon, when this thread eclipses it's long inactive rival and becomes... dare I say.... yes, I dare.... the No1 Theme camp thread. That day is so, so near.

Komrades, go forth and do glorious things!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:22 pm

One of our tactical intel operatives has just brought back a photo of the "illustrious" leader of the so called pee-skeepers:

http://www.ece.utexas.edu/~silkey/pics/ ... -big_l.jpg

Their propaganda smokescreen gets thinner as time goes on.

Komandante del Kantina Heli

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:55 pm

Oooooh... Yes, I recognize the subject... as the Chief of operations. He excells in pin point drops I here.

Few feelings can surpass that of victory in battle. Cold steel and hot lead... it's, just... just ... a cozy all over feeling.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:22 pm

More pee-skeeeper intel:
On the left in the photo, their mistress of propaganda, on the right, someone she is touching inappropriately.

http://www.altmanphoto.com/tammy_faye_karla-le_vey.jpg

This is difficult to expose but the fate of the world dictates the truth be told.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:03 pm

More please-kiepur intel, this is their minister of ministries. The truth is brutal but must be exposed.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Compo ... medium.jpg

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:09 pm

Is it truth, or simply more propaganda to cover their fear of the peacekeepers?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:14 pm

I dunno about you, but it's guys like them that scare the crap outa me.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:21 pm

I don't fear them. But I think that bloggers are questionable as far as when to let them out of the padded room.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:20 pm

Fear??

>>Ahem<<

May I quote? Thank you...

Fear is not an option. It is a placebo for those who cannot handle the truth. Those who run from it as a lackey running dog from honor know fear.

We know NO fear, for we stand on the triumph of justice, the strength of knowledge, and the comradeship of honor.

(rough translation)

_________

Have a nice day...

(Raleigh, 1589)

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:23 pm

Oh, one more from then, becuz it's relevant...

"May the pees of the shyire be upon you".

(Justo, Basque Mercenary residing in England, late 1500's...)

(Edited once because the Keyboard's shot!)
___________

Don't resist... submit. Or else.

desertswine · Post by **desertswine** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:47 am

fear is only a 4 letter word,fear is for the opposition...F-feel,E-every,A-Ass,R-Raping.Sodomize the peacekeepers.Lothos

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:29 pm

Just so you know, the WMD of air blasters, the APOKIZOOKA nears completion at APOKILIPTIKA labs deep below the desert sands.

There too, the TMV is beginning it's awesome birth.

Radio APOKILIPTIKA WTF 99.9 FM is being readied by the Mid West Squadron, and the Florida/Gulf Command is preparing Patriot batteries.

The Rocky Mountain Brigade will bring weapons of psychic doom.

Gads, I can't possibly play with ALL these toys at once... but I'll try

Kamp Apokiliptika.....

The fools

mercenaries