The Bar

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:28 pm

Jeezzz, Heli... that sounds like the Bay Bridge. We used to give away everything (to the anger of us who work here) - shut it down, get stepped on, hand s**t off the bridge, trash all over, escort duty for nothing, you name it. Finally ended when they were filming "Goerge of the Jungle" a few years back, and they hung a mannequin from the main cable as an SFX... we had 3 or 4 accidents and a number of calls about a guy hanging himself from the cables of our bridge. And why weren't we there??!!??

Now they use common sense. They still shoot here, but they're way restricted down from the idiotic antics of some of these HWAMFSOB's... and WE hold the trigger to shut them down when they get a case of stupiditis.

BTW... how you been??

bb

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:29 pm

Forgot this one from the F*RD Motor Company on Wednesday:

HWD's: You mean we have to clean up all the cigarette butts, food scraps, pieces of kleenex, Gatorade tops and rake out all the footprints and restore this to what is was before we got here? That's not fair.

Heli: Yes you do and that's just tough shit.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:29 pm

DId you really say just, NO to them or did you have to support your answers?

Rian, my aunt just started diving last year. She loves it!
Have you ever gone diving in Lake Superior?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:30 pm

Zulegoona wrote:HWD's : Say Mister Ranger your Ruggedly hansom have you done any acting ? Sure we couldn’t bring the Big trucks in here?

Heli: No

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:31 pm

just here in puget sound. it's its own kind of crack.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:32 pm

Heli, you fracking crack me up!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:32 pm

Rian it’ll be good for you to establish other pursuits too so you don’t go at diving in an obsessive way.

( like I have a clue )

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:33 pm

this is a new obsession. i have many others. like playing music. and facing down soldiers. no worries...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:33 pm

Martiansky wrote:DId you really say just, NO to them or did you have to support your answers?

Yep, just point to the permit stipulations hat they signed after I went over it and then say:

No

Hell, I shut down a feature film crew in February who's daily budget was in excess of 200K. I have the final say. They were pissed but the resource comes first.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:39 pm

Apparently they have no clue about Leave No Trace, huh?
.......hope they never hear about BM then!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:42 pm

Oh they’ve heard about it but I think they’re having a hard time fitting it into the boiler plate situation comedy.

Chai Guy · Post by **Chai Guy** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:48 pm

Burning Man says "NO" a lot to people wanting to film at the event. This is why I'm so surprised at the Discovery Channel thing. Speaking of which <shameless plug for the website> check this out: http://www.savebrc.org

Oh, and can I get a carrot juice please?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:49 pm

Think I’ll finish up on the other threads , and wander off for awhile,..... Later kids

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:49 pm

Well, what else should we drink? Rian wanted some LIIT's earlier.

Chai Guy · Post by **Chai Guy** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:50 pm

Oh they’ve heard about it but I think they’re having a hard time fitting it into the boiler plate situation comedy.

Burning Man will be featured on Malcom in the Middle this fall (as a parody, it wasn't actually filmed at the event, and does not have the LLC stamp of approval).

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:53 pm

I am so glad I have no TeeVeeee.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:53 pm

Hi, Chai!
Someone said they spoofed BM on Reno 911. I don't watch the show do you?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:00 pm

Good night, Z.

Yeah, tv can be very addictive.....there are new shows on every single night now that I'd love to watch, but you just can't get much done then. Not good.

Well, I guess I'll head out too.....
Night everyone.

Chai Guy · Post by **Chai Guy** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:08 pm

yeah, the Reno 911 episode was great. They were going "deep undercover" for a drug sting operation and dressed up in drag and stuff and then proceeded to get lost on the way to Burning Man, where they got busted by another set of cops.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:07 pm

Antron, I see your cute ass out there! I miss you!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:08 pm

Antron, I see your cute ass out there! I miss you!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:01 pm

* comes in cup of coffee in hand looks around*

LeChat,... you here?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:22 pm

Hey Chai, Have you heard from Blue tonight?

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:25 pm

whuzzup barflies! i need me a stiff one :) tequilla anyone?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:28 pm

Good to see you Mz. Longlank ,... Tequila it is, here you go

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:33 pm

ah, thank you kind sir. that hits the spot!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:34 pm

every one seems to have left and I was about to go my self, sorry to leave an attractive intriguing lady all alone but it’s time for me to go

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:39 pm

ah well, its an early night for the long of lank as well - got to gets me beauty sleep, you know...but awfully nice running into you, and thanks for the drink! nighty night...

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 5:07 am

**Monkeypoo comes in all hung over from the night before**

Fuck. I hate myself when I do this....

**takes a sign and tacks it up behind the bar**

There. That should stop me from doing it again...

**pounds head on bar - BANG - BANG - BANG - BANG - BANG**

Sign reads:

THIS BAR RESERVES THE RIGHT TO NOT SERVE MONKEYS!!! IF YOU'RE A MONKEY AND YOU GET DRUNK, SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD A PUPPY WILL DIE!!!!

**Monkeypoo scratches head**

Plllfffftftttttttttt....... That might last a whole week.

**wanders out of bar to go find some extra strength excedrin**

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 5:48 am

*M wanders in, makes coffee, takes a cup and notices a sign behind the bar*

WHA?! Puppies will die?! NNOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NTS....No drunken monkens!!!

*heads out the door with her cup of coffee*