Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:01 am

So where is the great Kernul Killbuck?
Probably The Norwegian Herring Eaters made him panic-struck!

This weekend I'm doing a photo session to work out some pictures of me that will immobilize you all.
[img]http://bagateller_fotografi.tripod.com/norskflag.jpg[/img]
Prepare Kamp Apokiliptika 06 to be full of these flags.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:33 am

The Norwegian F-118
http://forum.keypublishing.co.uk/attach ... ntid=99812

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:45 am

Welcome to the Apokiliptika Foreign Visitor Lounge (Norwegian Section).
Enjoy DOOM 2006!

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:47 pm

Let the 2006 posters begin!! Bully!!!

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:48 pm

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:49 am

...all one has to do is get a date with some heavy machinery to win a coveted medal in this kamp? The permutations are simply mind blowing...

Moms - be sure to send your kids to Kamp Apokiliptika with plenty of extra "lube" - something tells me the end of the world will require it this year...

btw - congrats to the whole A-krew for getting to 1000 replies before the 2006 thread began! Aand since it is a well known fact that only 2% of the Playans are Eplayans, that calculates out to 50,000 Playans who were doomed in 2005 (using Norwegian math of course...)

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:03 am

Huh? Need what?

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:26 am

dragonfly Jafe wrote:btw - congrats to the whole A-krew for getting to 1000 replies before the 2006 thread began! Aand since it is a well known fact that only 2% of the Playans are Eplayans, that calculates out to 50,000 Playans who were doomed in 2005 (using Norwegian math of course...)

DJ - thanks!! That was Heli's doing. Not only 1,000 replies but nearly 18,000 reads. Very strong from a marketing standpoint...bully!!

Though that 13-year old got the coveted medal for taking out a Norwegian tank, that is not something an adult would brag about. Norwegian tanks are made of cardboard....and run on Herring guts

[This may just be a rumor, but I heard that NATO's main plan for the defense of Norway would be the Russians laughing themselves to death....but again, maybe just a rumor...]

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:35 pm

At Kamp Apokiliptika we help you Feel the Doom!!!!!

[Disclosure: this poster produced by the "real artist" of the Apocalypse - not me - I am simply the messenger of Doom]

lothos 1162 · Post by **lothos 1162** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:01 pm

EL Iv'e informed a group known as the ChupacabraPolicia,that you intend on smuggling in Hippie food,tie dye clothing,and that you hate goats.You will be hearing from them,maybe not now,but you will hear from them.Lothos

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:34 pm

Norwegian tanks are made of cardboard....and run on Herring guts

We are bringing a few tanks next year to hit Kamp Apokiliptika.
And they are not made of cardboard!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:09 pm

Yeah? So big deal. I'll bet YOUR tanks don't wear push up bras. I am not afraid. Neener neener.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:16 pm

What they are not saying is tanks of *what*?? Nitrous tanks? Fish tanks??? SEPTIC TANKS??!!??

A word to our kind and virtuous Norweeeeeegin friends...

You really *are* fucking doomed,

And beware - some do not *need* the push-up bra device to inflict... well... never mind... We get the distinct impression such techniques would prolly be lost upon you.

You have been warned... the sleeper has awakened... And remember, you're going *into* winter... And *we* feed at night.

To be continued... if you dare...

Б. Б. Суэ

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:25 pm

Yeah, what she said, there are three that do not need the PHB. Your women will be ours, they will be unable to resist.

http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/47664/tomb02.wav

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:31 pm

And your men will submit. Doubt us? Ask those of the Burner Hostel who, while well armed, and put up a valliant attempt, could not surviive and succumbed to a superior force...

That's OK tho... Please... come to mama... we're HUNGRY for fresh meat!

Б. Б. Суэ

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:52 pm

EL Wire wrote:
Norwegian tanks are made of cardboard....and run on Herring guts
We are bringing a few tanks next year to hit Kamp Apokiliptika.
And they are not made of cardboard!

What the tanks are made of is for us to know, and you to find out! Feel the fear! The Wires are here!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:22 am

After looking at the Major's last poster interrogation looks more appealing than ever. Damn. That one made me stop in my tracks for a second.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:22 am

My eyes are cold!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:27 am

robotland wrote:My eyes are cold!

My eyes are nice and warm, as is everything else. Neener neener.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:34 am

Is there any truth to the rumor that Norwegians recently banned breasts....or maybe just looking at breasts....I don't remember. And what is that fish smell?!?

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:43 am

Major Roosevelt wrote:
dragonfly Jafe wrote:btw - congrats to the whole A-krew for getting to 1000 replies before the 2006 thread began! Aand since it is a well known fact that only 2% of the Playans are Eplayans, that calculates out to 50,000 Playans who were doomed in 2005 (using Norwegian math of course...)
DJ - thanks!! That was Heli's doing. Not only 1,000 replies but nearly 18,000 reads. Very strong from a marketing standpoint...bully!!

Wow - that means that the corrected following would be nearly 900,000 doomed souls....almost enough for a march on Washington!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:29 am

Major Roosevelt wrote:And what is that fish smell?!?

Skoooooooooooooooooozi!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:36 am

Maybe you should be eating the flakes instead of the pellets...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:33 am

Ah. that was a sarcastic "Skoooooooooooooooooozi!" getting at the major's unwarrented characterization of fishes as smelly rather than any sort of apology for an actual odorous event.

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:35 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Ah. that was a sarcastic "Skoooooooooooooooooozi!" getting at the major's unwarrented characterization of fishes as smelly rather than any sort of apology for an actual odorous event.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:47 am

dragonfly Jafe wrote:
Major Roosevelt wrote:
dragonfly Jafe wrote:btw - congrats to the whole A-krew for getting to 1000 replies before the 2006 thread began! Aand since it is a well known fact that only 2% of the Playans are Eplayans, that calculates out to 50,000 Playans who were doomed in 2005 (using Norwegian math of course...)
DJ - thanks!! That was Heli's doing. Not only 1,000 replies but nearly 18,000 reads. Very strong from a marketing standpoint...bully!!

Wow - that means that the corrected following would be nearly 900,000 doomed souls....almost enough for a march on Washington!

Million Malidict March?

вспомните, вы обреките…
Б. Б. Суз

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:09 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Ah. that was a sarcastic "Skoooooooooooooooooozi!" getting at the major's unwarrented characterization of fishes as smelly rather than any sort of apology for an actual odorous event.

Mea Kulpa, my Piscean Komrade....

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:12 pm

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:28 pm

EL Wire wrote:Mad Norwegians....

Hey, how did you guys get your hands on M1A1 tanks? We know (and very much appreciate) how much Norway likes and buys our OLD shit but this is relatively new shit that you should not be allowed to play with yet.

Based on your airforce technology, here is the current level your army should be at.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:33 pm

The logo for the Polish Air Force ought to settle you all down.