The Bar

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:54 pm

Did someone say Cocktail? A few of these and I'll be ready to be chased for sure.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:13 pm

Here you go. Drink it up and you will have the strength to run your own Arabian horse association!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:17 pm

Insh'allah ooo la-la. Here horsey horsey!
... had to go the l'east coast for a couple days. Didja miss me? mwah!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:52 pm

Well, that's it for this week. Skol!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:00 pm

Ciao'dah.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:01 pm

OK. I'm in for the night.

<rummages in the deep cellar for something old and dark...>

ah Xingu

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:58 pm

Hey kids, how's things? Finally got my PC de-virused, and it's feelin' fine! My ISP also recently upgraded me from 6 to 8 Mb, so I think to myself....what a wonderful world wide web.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:18 pm

Hey there RG. Doing pretty well I guess. Next week is the Chicago decomp, that should be fun.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:50 pm

* comes in with an air hose, leaving the compressor out side, and starts blowing the dust that's settled on every thing towards the door. It’s like a dense dust storm for awhile but the cloud is driven out of the door*

* The compressor now quiet, Zule goes behind the bar and fixes himself a drink*

Ok so I haven’t been around much lately, neither has anyone else it seems. well besides BC, Fishy, Sputnik, and RG. This place used to be hopping , what happened? Yeah I suppose real life takes presidents over virtual play, but I tend to think it’s because the bawdy babes haven’t been around as much lately.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:03 pm

What can the place do, I mean every thing is already free, so it’s hard to offer an incentive for a ladies night?
I suppose I could go out recruiting newbies again but I seemed to scare them with my “ get your ass into the bar in the open discussion section “ approach. maybe advertising on other threads. or how about poetry jams, ( I’m horrible at poetry so that won’t work for me),... karaoke,.... Ah I don’t think so.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:17 pm

well, since I don’t want to ever have a sock puppet and there is nobody else is around to talk with I might as well head out too.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:38 pm

Zulegoona wrote:What can the place do, I mean every thing is already free, so it’s hard to offer an incentive for a ladies night?
I suppose I could go out recruiting newbies again but I seemed to scare them with my “ get your ass into the bar in the open discussion section “ approach. maybe advertising on other threads. or how about poetry jams, ( I’m horrible at poetry so that won’t work for me),... karaoke,.... Ah I don’t think so.

Actually, based on my experience, bad poetry is a requisite for poetry slams.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 2:05 pm

tHiS bAr iS nOt sO bUsY, hOw aBoUt a tAbLe dAnCe?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 2:20 pm

whoa... just walked in on a lazy sunday afternoon.

still fuzzy from last night...

table dance?

well, of course.

can i get a drink with that?

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 2:36 pm

wHaT wOuLd yOu LiKe tO dRiNk? dOn'T fOrGeT tO tIp yOuR dAnCeR.

JediDale · Post by **JediDale** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:11 pm

why would someone pay to go to a buffet, understanding the rules to be: smell all the food you like, look at it as much as you like, get it placed in front of you, but under no cirCUMmstances dare you try to eat any of it!!THEN.. leave the place broke and still hungry? Some men just love to torture themselves! Dance on my Light Saber Wench!

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:10 pm

WeLL aReN't yOu jUsT a nEEdLe dIcK.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:52 pm

Your description sounds a lot like life, if you ask me JediDale.

I'm in for a gin and tonic with lime. Maybe 4.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:55 pm

hErE iS yOuR gIn n tOnIc sPuTnIk.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:08 pm

Thanks my dear. How's life treating you these days?

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:12 pm

LiFe iS gOOd. i mAdE aLmOsT $1000 iN tIpS LaSt nIgHt sO jEdI DaLe yOu cAn kIsS mY fIrM LiTtLe aSs.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:16 pm

Wow! $1000 is amazing. Congrats.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:20 pm

tHaNk yOu. i aM bUyInG a nEw tRuCk nExT wEeK.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:24 pm

I'm just waiting to get out from under my car payments. That'll be nice, but I've got a couple of years to go yet.

JediDale · Post by **JediDale** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:29 pm

Hooker bucks huh, Uber-Bimbo? Bad Karma is associated with " ill gotten gains" and the pain that will be suffered by you from feeding off of the
sorry state of the men you serve! I read once where the guys like to see you you crawl and bark like a dog for the money in their hand. For myself, my dignity is priceless and my ethics can't be bought. Everyone one must learn by their mistakes, and Uber-Bimbo is just one of those slow learners.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:31 pm

i hAvE mY eYe oN a 1990 sUbUrBaN 4 WhEeL dRiVe. aNd iT's rEd!

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:34 pm

i aM nOt a hOoKeR. i dAnCe fOr a LiViNg. wHy aRe yOu sO iNsEcUrE? pEnIs tOo sMaLL?

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:36 pm

JediDale wrote:Hooker bucks huh, Uber-Bimbo? Bad Karma is associated with " ill gotten gains" and the pain that will be suffered by you from feeding off of the
sorry state of the men you serve! I read once where the guys like to see you you crawl and bark like a dog for the money in their hand. For myself, my dignity is priceless and my ethics can't be bought. Everyone one must learn by their mistakes, and Uber-Bimbo is just one of those slow learners.

sO aRe yOu jEaLoUs?

JediDale · Post by **JediDale** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:37 pm

You can't buy dignity, self-respect, respect of others, wisdom, peace of mind, love, ethics, concern for others, friends, or anything else of REAL VALUE! All things true and beautiful in life come from the inside out, not the outside in! Material things are often compensory items which temporarily compensate for lack of self love and self esteem. May you find the inner peace that flows within "The Force"!

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:41 pm

LifE mUsT rEaLLy sUcK iN yOuR fAnTaSy wOrLd. yOu aRe jEaLoUs. nO nOOkY LaTeLy?

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