The Bar

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:12 pm

sets bowl of chicken soup next to candle, turns on solar warming plate

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:14 pm

hey bc .......nice ....she will be back soon with all this love.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:25 pm

sure hope so. i could use a bartender. i'm afraid i polished off the bourbon last night. got any other fowl drinks to tide me over Mo?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:55 pm

Moz comes in singing
One day I went out fishing. Use a frog for bait though him in the water....and pulled me out a snake… had me a bottle of moonshine just to keep me feeling right... You should have been a watching.... And you would have seen an awful site.... I pulled his mouth wide open I pored my whisky in …when I set that snake lose I used my bait again... I caught me a great big flounder one thing I did hate. That dog gone greedy pounder had gobbled down my bait… so I leaned against a tree … just sitting there calmly smoking… when someone comes up to me... They tapped me on the shoulder I turned around to see that dog gone water rattler had come to trade with me... He brought frogs by the dozens he brought them to the bank... To trade them into me for my bottle and my drink…………shit I wish I could remember the end to that song ……… Smoked Salmon anyone….

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:59 pm

Funky Chicken for BC
1/2 shot Jose Cuervo® Especial gold tequila
1/2 shot Wild Turkey® bourbon whiskey

in shot glass

witchy · Post by **witchy** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:57 pm

Update on your lovely bartendress:

She's doing great. Still on drugs. Still taking it easy. Still can't manage the uncomfortable desktop/chair scene.

She's wishing that she had a laptop and wireless hotspot in her bedroom right about now... I'm spending lots of time keeping her company via the old-fashioned telephone.

I'll let her know that you're lighting candles & serving up chicken soup. If'n you have any messages to get to her, feel free to PM me and I'll read them aloud to her.

Love,
Witchy
(who could really use a glass of nicely chilled champagne)

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:01 pm

just feel better tish...
and a glass of nicely chilled champagne for witchy.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:07 pm

Viva el Loco Pollo, yall!
(swigs shot)
Thanks for sweepin through Witchy.
Here's a funky chicken for your fish Mo.
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/ ... ken012.jpg
You know what they'll say when they bite it!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:25 pm

mozy falls in the door
I drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
I drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
You know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself

Yo whatss the hap BC
Hey a funky chicken fish!
I need one!

The other day I got invited to a party
But I stayed home instead
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker
And his brothers Black and Red

And we drank alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself
now where are those cherrys

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:36 pm

My whole family done give up on me
And it makes me feel oh so bad
The only one who will hang out with me
Is my dear old granddad

And we drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:39 pm

there they are! everclear cherries!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:43 pm

now neb neb nebnebnebenebe Zzzzzzzzz

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:44 pm

witchy wrote:Update on your lovely bartendress:

She's doing great. Still on drugs. Still taking it easy. Still can't manage the uncomfortable desktop/chair scene.

She's wishing that she had a laptop and wireless hotspot in her bedroom right about now... I'm spending lots of time keeping her company via the old-fashioned telephone.

I'll let her know that you're lighting candles & serving up chicken soup. If'n you have any messages to get to her, feel free to PM me and I'll read them aloud to her.

Love,
Witchy
(who could really use a glass of nicely chilled champagne)

Dear Witchy,

Please tell your patient that I think she's HOT-HOT-HOT, and that I'm sending healthy thoughts her way. To tell the truth, I already told her that when I talked with her earlier tonight, but I think it needs to be reinforced.

You're tops, Witchy!
Sensei

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:49 pm

.....who was that?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:52 pm

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:38 pm

man I hate when I drink alone.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:49 pm

I guess no can see me under here.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:04 am

ZzzzzzzzzZZZzzzzzZzzzzzzzZZz

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 8:10 am

mmmm Yummy cherries. These would go great with bourbon.

(rounds the bar, helps his sweet ass self to the seemingly endless supply of Turkey)

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 8:16 am

Huh!.... who was that?! ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzZzZzzzzz

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 8:31 am

Looks like you had a hell of a night MB. Need a hair of the dog with a cherry on top?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 8:36 am

comes out from under the neb...Hey BC ...yes please...man I hate when I drink alone.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 8:45 am

Well you won't have to today. Here ya go.

slides shot across bar, Everclear cherry on toothpick across top

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 8:58 am

thanks... I hope tish is ok.
I am going with my son to the river.
I grew up fly fishing on the tule south fork.
when I was down with my dad I use a 50 year old fly and my dads 50 year old fly rod. And it still gets the fish.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:19 am

Nice day for it. Good luck.
I read your post about your mom. Here's to her.
(hoists shot)

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:35 am

thank you..too mom.(hoists shot)

Celtic Twilight

1 oz Bushmills® Irish whiskey
1 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1 oz Frangelico® hazelnut liqueur

Pour all ingredients into a mixing glass half-filled with cracked ice. Stir well. Strain into an old-fashioned glass 1/4 filled with cracked ice

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:08 pm

woowee, slow day in the pub. I'm getting pretty good a thumb twiddling. Anybody up for a thumb wrestling match?

I guess I'll try a Celtic Twilight. hmmm mmm Nutty.

montana wildhack · Post by **montana wildhack** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:59 pm

one, two, three, four...i declare a THUMB WAR!!!!!!!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:27 pm

Hey all. PBRs for me tonight. Can I get anyone one?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:52 pm

PBR for sputnik! hope the book is going ok.

ms wildhack... Bc .. ready go!

and I think a Pete's Wicked Strawberry Blonde for me.