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theCryptofishist
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:38 pm

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The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Post by EvilDustBooger » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:55 pm

"We`re Sorry, but the URL you just typed has been disconnected or is no longer in service...."
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:30 pm

(poof)
Okay, how about...
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The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Post by EvilDustBooger » Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:53 pm

The sky is falling
NO
THE SKY IS REALLY FALLING!!!
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Post by robotland » Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:06 pm

Shelly Long always laughs at Ron Perlman's jokes.
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Post by BigCock » Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:09 pm

".... Well like a true nature's child, I was born born to be wild .... BORN TO BE WIIIIIIILD ....."
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:44 pm

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The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Post by Mozy bonz » Fri Nov 18, 2005 4:01 pm

Ok honey... I think this should give your joy toy more power.
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Post by robotland » Sat Nov 19, 2005 5:20 am

This guy's LOADED with frustrations, judging by the size of his outlet.
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Post by AntiM » Sat Nov 19, 2005 7:10 am

mumbling: 300 watts, bullshit!
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Post by robotland » Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:32 am

Guess where I found one THIS BIG?





Yep.....the outlet mall.
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Post by Davoid » Mon Nov 21, 2005 12:46 am

Honey, I shrunk the guy in the Levi's ad!
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Post by EvilDustBooger » Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:22 am

Fee Fie Foe Fum!
A toaster in the bathtub
will fry this bum!
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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:26 am

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The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Post by E. ViLe Dustburger » Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:43 am

High and Tight
High and Tight
that`s all I ever get
anyone ever heard of a crewcut in here?
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Post by kilngod » Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:01 pm

Which way to Burning Maaaan?

(OK OK that was lowbrow.)
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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:02 pm

Hey hey hey hey HEY!!!

STOP THAT!!!

I'm NOT an EWE, dammit!!
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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:03 pm

kilngod wrote:Which way to Burning Maaaan?

(OK OK that was lowbrow.)
That was Baaaaad! Haven't decided if it was a Sheep Shot, tho...

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Post by joel the ornery » Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:22 pm

"you looking at me?"
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Post by Rob the Wop » Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:55 pm

It was then that the alpha male watched in horror as the cargo truck filled with Velcro careened out of control towards the herd.
[b]The other, other white meat.[/b]
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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Dec 01, 2005 4:21 pm

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Apokaliptik lost sheep
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Post by Lassen Forge » Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:00 pm

One of the Members of the People's Politburo inspects an interrogatrix-candidate for the '06 Apokiliptika Kampaign...
Photo courtesy Tass News Agency
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BTW, Fishie... just how DID you get one of our top secret photos out of the archive vaults? The salt mines have been closed for the winter... looks like there's a need for interrogation here...
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Post by ibdave » Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:15 pm

Is that a Herring in your pants? or are you just happy to see ME....
I was Born OK the 1st Time....

Don't bring defaultia to Burning Man, take Burning Man to defaultia...... graidawg
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Post by robotland » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:56 am

And if she walks in the woods, her bikini disappears!
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Post by Shrek » Sun Dec 04, 2005 2:55 am

"Layers, like an onion"
"Depending on where you are standing, determines how smart you are." -Smokey and the Bandit
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:27 am

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The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Post by Mozy bonz » Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:15 am

spamers fight over who will be next to post on e-playa.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:35 am

A new fad, combining the best of wine pressing and mud wrestling, sweeps the east.
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Post by Bin Noddin » Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:47 am

Korean legislators attempt to beat US Congress record for number of legislators in a lobbyist's hot-tub.
"I have gobs of mustard and ketchup on the front of my shirt, which does not make me a hot dog." Sam A. McKeen
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Post by kilngod » Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:48 pm

The art car "Frisky Korean Legislators" demonstrated the need for strict rules limiting the number of riders on Playa vehicles. Rangers remove a disappointed participant from open vat of Three Dragon beer.
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