XFiles
I absolutely love little orphan threads like this. I mean, this Jodi person felt the need to share the fact that he/she/it loves a certain television show that’s been off the air for years now. Jodi’s love was such that he/she/it wanted the whole world to know. Why not start a thread about it? So he/she/it did. A two word post and poof (apologies to the Fishist) he/she/it is gone.
What happened here? What was the backstory? Did Jodi consumate her/his/its love or was it strictly a love from afar... never to be...
Notice how it’s been edited? It’s a fucking two word post, what needed editing? Did he/she/it write a War and Peace sized novel, then cut it down to “Love it..”? If so, why? What are we not seeing? Then there’s that 2-period ellipses. There’s no end to the things that could be read into that!
I suppose with only 22 posts to her/his/its credit, I could easily go back and read all his/her/its posts, but that might spoil it for me. I’ve got this picture in what’s left of my mind that might not jibe with the real Jodi, providing of course that there is a real Jodi ( I like to think there is)!
It’s the enduring mystery of it that I love.
What happened here? What was the backstory? Did Jodi consumate her/his/its love or was it strictly a love from afar... never to be...
Notice how it’s been edited? It’s a fucking two word post, what needed editing? Did he/she/it write a War and Peace sized novel, then cut it down to “Love it..”? If so, why? What are we not seeing? Then there’s that 2-period ellipses. There’s no end to the things that could be read into that!
I suppose with only 22 posts to her/his/its credit, I could easily go back and read all his/her/its posts, but that might spoil it for me. I’ve got this picture in what’s left of my mind that might not jibe with the real Jodi, providing of course that there is a real Jodi ( I like to think there is)!
It’s the enduring mystery of it that I love.
Well.. Sensie, since you feel so strongly about this two-word post, I'll tell you why it's there.
I accidentally posted something twice. It was the post regarding problems with the SO about going to BM. I went back into the post and tried to DELETE it, but it gave me no option. So I instead turned it into something as simple as a two-word post for either a bite or to be totally disregarded. Either way, I did not care.
Thanks for your response. It turned out to be such a winning situation afterall
I accidentally posted something twice. It was the post regarding problems with the SO about going to BM. I went back into the post and tried to DELETE it, but it gave me no option. So I instead turned it into something as simple as a two-word post for either a bite or to be totally disregarded. Either way, I did not care.
Thanks for your response. It turned out to be such a winning situation afterall
THERE IT IS AGAIN! That two period ellipses! Remember what Siggy Freud said, "Sometimes a banana is just a banana"? What does this say about 'Jodi', hmmm?Jodi wrote:Well.. Sensie
Then there's the fact that he/she/it misspelled 'Sensei'. He/She/It wrote, "Sensie". I honestly don't know where to begin in figuring out this entity we have all come to know and, well not love exactly , but you know, feel fondly towards; much in the same way one would feel towards a possibly slightly retarded younger sibling.
Or is this all a cruel deception, a hoax or ruse? Instead of psychoanalyzing 'Jodi' by his/her/its few cryptic posts, perhaps he/she/it is in fact analyzing us! Just what is it he/she/it hopes to learn? And precisely what is he/she/it planning on doing with that intimate knowleldge of our inner mental workings? Well?
Here I sit, with a boatload of Patron tequila under my belt, wondering, no, FEARING, what possible evil he/she/it is planning!
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I've just fallen completely and madly and unconditionally in love with you Jodi!Jodi who is definitely a 'she' wrote:Nothin says lovin like waiting for a dare on a phone in the middle of nowhere at 11am while drinking COORS LIGHT. Yes, he/she/it is in fact a she
Bay Bridge Sue wrote:It's not the dress, hon... it's the hat. Goes better with the red outfit

Ya' think?
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You know something Ms. Bar-B-Sue? They taste even better. See ya' at Doc's Meet&Greet on Thursday!Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Mmmm... lookit at those LEGS!!! Youza!!
Tramp, maybe, but lady? Not a chance, pal. You'd know this if you'd just leave that cornfield you live in to come out to the desert with us. Like this year, maybe? By the way, where-o-where is that pic of YOU in dress, huh? I've seen it and I know you've got it around there somewhere.Jealous Joel wrote:that lady is a tramp!
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Just remember Blue, it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.
Then it's just fun.
Amazingly, I feel I've accomplished something here. I couldn't begin to tell you what that is, but that's how I feel.
[Cue Morris Albert's horrendous rendition of "Feelings"]
Not to change the subject, since there isn't one really, I'm going out tonight regardless of how shitty my throat feels. This (he said, working up into a good lather) is the mark of a pro.
Then it's just fun.
Amazingly, I feel I've accomplished something here. I couldn't begin to tell you what that is, but that's how I feel.
[Cue Morris Albert's horrendous rendition of "Feelings"]
Not to change the subject, since there isn't one really, I'm going out tonight regardless of how shitty my throat feels. This (he said, working up into a good lather) is the mark of a pro.

