Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:35 am

Aa, la os atter blødende bli til,
vi spøkelser, som iler gjennem ild,
og tar oss for med dødelige hænder.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:50 am

Not that it matters but this battle is not just about Camp Herring vs. Apokiliptika, it's for the hearts and minds of BRC's citizenry too. And if everyone keeps speaking in multiple languages you'll have a bunch of people lost and confused in short order.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:59 am

Notre répugnance d'Apokiliptika n'a aucune limite internationale.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:09 am

ENGLISH, PLEASE!!!

Damn, I've ended up bookmarking the Google and Bablefish translators because it's getting bad around here. If this keeps up I'll accelerate my work on Mandarin and start posting basic stuff in that.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:57 am

ah so
a war of words grasshopper?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:19 am

EvilDustBooger wrote:Notre répugnance d'Apokiliptika n'a aucune limite internationale.

I am so sorry to hear that...

The english translation of the french EDB wrote:) - Our repugnance of Apokiliptika has no bounds international (is without national limits).

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:41 am

Bay Bridge Sue wrote: I am so sorry to hear that...

that wasn`t me, that was some french guy....

I suppose now I will be moved from your long list to your short list, eh comrade?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:49 am

The office of the Ministry of State

Supreme Dictatorship of APOKILIPTIKA and Occupied Territories

Communications and Interrogation Bureau - Office of Obfuscation and Naked Invasions (Section 3x/b-02n)

603rd FLOOR
ERWIN J. E. ROMMEL OFFICE SKYTOWER
BLACK ROCK CITY, NEVADA 89412-0666.

Komrade Citizens, Loyal Conscripts, Absorbed Residents of Occupied Territories, and Youth,

AT the request of some persons foreign and domestic, we have decided that, for the time being, to further the utilitarian nature of the dominion of doom known heretofore as the Apokiliptika thread, and for the edification of some who follow this thread, e.g. our loyal fan base, posts eminating from the ministry of state will be made in the language commonly spoken in the Dominion of Cursed Earth, Despotic Dictstorship of Aokiliptika.

Whatever that may be at the moment.

Entered into temporary treaty, under terms applied by Apokiliptika, in the name of our glorious despotic tyrant, Killbuck I, Ruler of All He surveys, Fist of Doom, Manacle of Might, Leige of the Lost, etc. etc. etc...

C&IB/OoO&NI
SUPREME DESPOTIC DICTATORSHIP OF APOKILIPTIKA

BLIND OBEDIENCE IS BLISS
SILENCE = TREASON
YOU WILL TELL ALL
DO NOT DISOBEY

YOU ARE ALL FUCKING DOOMED.

E-FORM 42n6/3-07bg1(c). Valid until we say otherwise. Previous versions to be eaten.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:51 am

EvilDustBooger wrote:
Bay Bridge Sue wrote: I am so sorry to hear that...
that wasn`t me, that was some french guy....

I suppose now I will be moved from your long list to your short list, eh comrade?

heh heh heh... we will to have you on "short List" for loooong time...

BB Sue... OUT!

phoenix from the playa · Post by **phoenix from the playa** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:33 am

In simple English: If these interrrogators, supposedly abducted from FartCamp can be made to perform the bidding of Doom, FishFarts or whatever they are called will NOT go unnoticed or even better with salted crackers. This could be problematic as salt crackers cause a hydroflexic matabolic deep surface cracking in an alakloid environment! The Outcome is that "everybody" spills the beans! A very dangerous situation for Apolipitika and her cronies as this backdraft or backfire may cause their diapers to melt all over their diabolical plans. A secret weapon held in reserve is Sushi - a fine food used defensively if not eaten immediately upon delivery to The Playa.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:52 am

Oh, yes, EvilDustBogger, spon on. απαίχθεια is the right word.
When you members of THE APO CLAN make enemys do not start complaining about languages.
BTW: The stuff I wrote in fishy Norwegian is a quotation of a fishy Norwegian poet called Olaf Bull (1883-1933). Yes, his last name was Bull.
His mind was partly etched with death and despair, anxiety and destructive forces. Thought you might want to know since it is up your alley BBSue, dually meant.

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Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:55 am

The one complaining about the languages is me, and I'm not affiliated with Apokilptika or the Norwegians.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:03 am

LiveWire wrote:I was really close to being a pacifist, but that was before I heard of Them Apo Guys.
I'm sorry to say that the Apo propaganda does miss the mark, oh yes...
So I turned my omega3 head towards the intelligent soldiers. Oh yes again, I'm now one of Them Herring Guys.

Boooo!

LiveWire aka WolfFish

Hello LiveWire!!!!
I’m soooo glad you found your way to the ePlaya!
He he, now Kamp Apokiliptika in big time trouble!
Advisory to all apokiliptikans: I recommend you go easy on him, the last thing you want is a mad LiveWire!
That guy could easily create a major whiteout just by whistling a simple song (genre downtempo/easy listening).

I notice from the Kamp Apokiliptika 2005 pictures that radar is lacking in your defense systems.
To bad for you when those Herrings comes flying with a song in zero visibility.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:06 am

Sorry, Kinetic IV. OK so you're neutral - just like the Sweeds during WW2 ? Nice to know...

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:06 am

LiveWire wrote:Sorry, Kinetic IV. OK so you're neutral - just like the Sweeds during WW2 ? Nice to know...

Un loup solitaire hurlant dans le lac sec mon ami

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:15 am

Hey EL Wire, the light guy. Whats up... Thought I looked rather steamed up in that photo. I'm relaxed now, just fed the fish you know.. Do I look better from this angle?:

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:21 am

phoenix from the playa wrote:A secret weapon held in reserve is Sushi - a fine food used defensively...

Was there not song about this?

"If you knew sushi like I knew sushi..."

And speaking of sushi...
Here is some Herring "Roe"... (Or row of Herring...)

Please to note bullseyes on chests.

Note to LW & EW - Should have facts before shooting potential allies. As he was correct to state, K4 not part of Apokiliptika. Your camp shooting at more neutrals is appreciated thank you for assisting us in our recruiting effort.

Have nice day...

Б. Б. Суз

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:28 am

EvilDustBooger wrote:
LiveWire wrote:Sorry, Kinetic IV. OK so you're neutral - just like the Sweeds during WW2 ? Nice to know...
Un loup solitaire hurlant dans le lac sec mon ami

Je vois. C'est si triste... Priez pour la pluie mon ami!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:28 am

Neutral doesn't mean defenseless.
The Uncanny Alliance has a pretty sizeable arsenal that can be brought to bear rather quickly. Don't get any itchy trigger fingers or silly ideas.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:33 am

LiveWire wrote: Je vois. C'est si triste... Priez pour la pluie mon ami!

Oh non. ce n'est pas triste. c'est fier et audacieux mon ami

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:57 am

Ahhh, bon. Laissons-là le puis.

KIV: No weapons raised against you and your ominous kin.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:18 pm

BBSue: I understand that you find it tricky to assemble all the parts in your Doom Fire Squad Rifle System. But hey, practice makes perfect.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:06 pm

LiveWire wrote:

Hey, that's a nice weapons system. Cheap, easy to mass produce by the peasants with minimal tools....and you don't want the peasants armed with complex tools....too bad it's has a range measured in mere inches.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:33 pm

What Livewire fails to tell is unit uses standard 10:00-20 truck inner tubes. Range is not mere inches. Barrel is 2.9 metres long.

And no, is not difficult to assemble for most people, however, it does take common sense and minor intelligence to build... that's why we are not afraid to give Herringites tecnology...

Animositivly yours,
Б. Б. Суз

BRCB MDD- CVI- ZFQ-
IXZR VDD- EWME LZ--

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:09 pm

Nice going LiveWire!
I see you like to chew on BB Sue.
Please do!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:32 pm

>>Ho hum.<< >>yawn<<

I am begin to think the Major was right after all...

To chew on me? Hah! I am not to fear... all on ePlaya know (thanks to admission of EL-Wire one week ago) people attracted to Herring Dump, er, Camp are not of persuasion to like women, anyway.

On 5 January 2006, EL Wire wrote:Nude girls in Camp Herring are the worst thing that can possibly happen! We are not trained to manage that kind of situation and it will probably make us an easy target.
But not to worry, we’ll set up signs telling that No Nude Girls are allowed in Camp Herring.

Need I say more?

Just received encouraging news from Southern Kommand - seems we have sealed the fate of Dump, er, Camp Herring...

"New ones ready to light fire
Fish will scream of situation dire
Greatest fear of all the Wire
We no longer need aspire.
Sweaty palms, forehead perspire
As our agents writhe and gyre..."

Victoriously yours...
Б. Б. Суз
DAB- BRCB MDD- CVI- ZFQ- IXZR VDD- EWME LZ—

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 3:09 pm

It's not that we don't like girls!
The problem is that we do.
So stick to your worries.

In a war situation nude girls easily distract concentration.
But we’ll set up signs in all languages there is to prevent nude girls in camp.
If you don’t respect our signs, you probably know what your new dress will be made of.
Right answer is: Herring gut!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:58 pm

I beg pardon... you seem to miss point.

WHAT new dress? >heh heh heh< Dress would obfuscate point.

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As to allegation - I have no worries. Still to remember picture your posted of herring kampmates doing immoral things to dead fish. Between that and enhanced scent underwear am highly concerned for sanity and utility of herring research and development buerau...

Actually, is evident of infiltration by Apokiliptik agent. Or not. You decide...

Have nice Thursday in concern... is time here to go drink default vodka, and practice...

Diabolically yours,
Б. Б. Суз… ИЗ!

BRCB MDD- CVI- ZFQ- IXZR VDD- EWME LZ—

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:34 pm

Lest you all think we of Apokiliptika are unable to appreciate wholesomeness, we are doing a new TV show remix with an APOK sorta theme: "Leave it to Boris"

In this episode, little Boris pops the question to Dad...

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:45 pm

can I bring mine?