The Bar

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:57 pm

hit me!

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:59 pm

ok...everyone get behind the protective glass...this is a really active chemical reaction....

puts on heavy gloves and flame retardent vest

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

1 oz. EverClear
4 oz. Bombay Sapphire or Jeremiah Weed
4 oz. Cold Wild Turkey
2 oz. Herredura Tequila
5 oz. Rum
1 worm from bottle of Mezcla
2 oz. Gatorade

Pour EverClear into glass. Slowly add gin as you ponder the marvelous beauty of the old Santraginean seas. Add Wild Turkey, letting it run into the mixture as we run through life to remind us of all the lifeforms we meet and experience while hitchhiking through the galaxy. Speedily stirring, Herradua, mixing it in to commemorate the galactic hitchhikers who died of pleasure among the vapors and gasses in the marshes of Fallia. Over the bowl of a silver spoon, let flow rum in memory of the waterfalls and their glorious rainbows encountered on your journeys through the galaxy of life. Next, drop in the worm watching it dissolve into the mixture. Finally, sprinkle into the mixture some Gatorade to commemorate the lifeforms which have vanished and are becoming extinct, both sentient and non-sentient, especially those most in need of aid.

and don't lose your towel...

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:00 pm

Hit me too!!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:01 pm

oooooooh.
This is like a very kinky tea ceremony!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:02 pm

I like kink

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:03 pm

heading out for sushi now seeya late.

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:04 pm

kink is good...i like kink

carries the shots to mozy and booger in a biohazard container

adds two drops of the secret ingredeint to each shot

happy trails....

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:05 pm

*slam*

Oh boy. Thanks!
Guess I better get out of here before I g...t
tuuuu fukin` wasteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.....innmmmffffFFFFFFLLUgh!!
jiz thet shhhit zzzzzz guuuuuuud. FFFFFFFFFFFF! Whew!!

later boyz!

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:14 pm

whose next? who wants to explore the universe??

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:19 pm

Mozy bonz wrote:Hi Sue!! **Smooch**
Today is my Friday! Time to party!
Shush tonight at my favored sushi bar Silver Sake.
I keep a bottle under the bar there of my privet stock.
I love that place feels like going to a friend house not a restaurant.
Hmmm whisky sushi….
Hmmmm I just might get a little Phreaky tonight.

Hi Mozy!!! >>MmmmMM<< Smooch!!

Lucky you - I gotta work. ) - : Oh well, the better to build that art car with! At least I'll be able to afford he tix this year. (And if I work - Kewl!!)

Ahhhh... to be off the clock and able to get wild!!! What a life!

So... How about Sake?? Sounds warm!!!

bb

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:21 pm

Hey DP... Sure, why not?? Looks harmless enough - Set me up...

Whatzit called, anyway?? Looks like a... dissolved... mezcal worm?

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:45 pm

howdy sue...now thats what we call a pan galactic gargle blaster with an LSD chaser and i just happen to have another one
opens the biohazard box and gives sue a gargle blaster
adds three drops of the special ingrediant
remember...trying to fly is NEVER a good idea

regionalchaos · Post by **regionalchaos** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:51 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote: So... How about Sake?? Sounds warm!!!

bb

Hot Geikikan for all!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:59 pm

Mmmm.. Looks yummy...

Smells a little on the potent side, tho...

Aw, what the heck. I'm at work. Can't be that bad. Right??

So... >lifts glass< Down the ol' hatch!

>glug glug glug<

Hey, that's not too bad... kinda...

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YOUZA!!!!!

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>gLeEP!<
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Don't drink the water...

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:04 pm

don't forget to bring a towel....

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:06 pm

I'll take a PGGB DP.

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:10 pm

you got the recipe, i have the protective suits and ingredients oh and the special...
sets an eye dropper on the bar
careful with that stuff...its potent...say hi to the aliens for me

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:13 pm

so can someone tell me....when apokoliptika invaded the bar did they happen to find the pot i was growing in the broom closet?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:13 pm

Ymeagvlovn Glrappvox Zborgnarvi Zok?

>holds up model m1a3 rainbow-colored towel with official nutrient soaked corners and handy-dandy utility pouch<

Gawwwwwwwwwwww.... Dit!

Zveeeeeezzzzz...
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REALLY - Don't drink the water!!

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:17 pm

wow...i think sue likes it...hey sue...come here....
splashes LSD in sues eyes
havin fun yet?

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:18 pm

my god...........
is sue actually speaking fluent vogon???

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:25 pm

Ahhhh... Vizene!! Thiangqzzzz....

Bollk linz orfdnxi guffto zeqitnox.

>Spies Sputnik floating towards her through wildly dialated pupils>

Zvfkr bzreh, Sputniiiiiiii....?

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WARNING - Stay way far away from the water!

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:31 pm

ok sue...now that i have your attention...let me tell you about the plight of the umpa loompas...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:15 pm

It's OOMPAA LOOMPAA!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:18 pm

O-Kay,... what about the “OOMPAA LOOMPAAs”?

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:26 pm

the umpa loompas are slaves...willywonka steals them from loompaland and cages them...then they feed them so much chocolate that they become chemically dependent on cocoa...then wonka restricts the supply and forces them to work 14 hour days in his factory with out even a smoke break...and then makes them sing and dance on top of it!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:27 pm

i have enjoyed a number of alcoholic beverages this evening, and i am about ready for sleep.

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:29 pm

fine joel...go home and go to sleep while the umpaloompas sleep in cages...turn a blind eye to the problem....if your not part of the solution your part of the problem!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:32 pm

actually it is "you are" or "you're" not the possessive "your"

eye lids are getting heavy... time to zone out in front of the television, until it watches me.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:33 pm

I honestly rather liked the new Willy. He was much darker than the old one, and for a reason.

OK, one more hit anf then I'm out.