clues

III · Post by **III** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 12:11 pm

the people who need em most are least likely to hear em. but if you post em here, you might amuse the rest of us.

Blenderhead · Post by **Blenderhead** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 12:59 pm

Reaching the end of the escalator DOESN'T mean you've reached the end of your journey.

Keep.
Fucking.
Moving.

JonoVision · Post by **JonoVision** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 6:26 pm

25-year-old VW busses are SLOW! There's no point in getting angry at me for not doing 85mph like every other person on the Dallas freeways because I frickin CAN'T, you fucktards!!!!

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 6:37 pm

VW...

0 to 60 in 8.6...

minutes.

rodent (putting the eek in geek)
Please donate to the KRA Fund (Keep Rodent Alive)
http://www.circus.com/~rodent

clandyone · Post by **clandyone** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 6:42 pm

If there is a crosswalk fifteen feet away, USE IT. Don't just meander out into the road like a dipshit.

If flakes of primer are being shaken off the driver's-side door of your '88 Cutlass Ciera, your stereo is too goddamn loud.

Nobody has ever, in the history of civilization, gotten his wick wet by shouting "Hey! Baby! Girl! C'mere!" at a stranger from across the street. Unless the stranger is a professional. Or unless you're at Burning Man, maybe. But in Reality Camp, save your fucking breath.

If someone is smoking a cigarette near you, and you are annoyed by it, grow some balls and actually ask the smoker to put it out. Politely, please. Coughing pointedly and glaring is a cheap copout, and will likely inspire that evil, evil toxic polluter to blow smoke in your face.

I'm sure I can think of more, gimme a minute.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 7:40 pm

The intersection between grocery isles is a bad place to stop yer cart and harrangue your spouse and or child. The longer you do it the more likely I'm going to anally insert this jar of peanut butter in one of y'all.

PJ · Post by PJ » Tue Oct 07, 2003 7:42 pm

Lydia Love wrote:...I'm going to anally insert this jar of peanut butter in one of y'all.

Creamy or chunky?

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 7:53 pm

Creamy or chunky?

Whatever has the largest, most uncomfortable looking jar.

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 7:56 pm

Creamy of course. Chunky is not peanut 'butter' at all, it is more appropriately named 'peanut smash.'

Chunky was born in 1956 on Silas McKenney's Georgia farm when the gears on a pair of peanut grinding rollers broke teeth. While trying to figure out how he could scrounge up the money for repairs, he saw some of his less intelligent farmhands sneaking the poorly-processed product with simian glee. Like me, Farmer McKenney was disgusted by this, but he did see the potential upside in a niche product marketed to low-IQ hominids. The rest is history...

consumer · Post by **consumer** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 7:58 pm

I think a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's would do the job best.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 8:16 pm

I think a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's would do the job best.

THERE we go. The family size - one for each of the freakin family.

antron · Post by **antron** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 9:53 pm

if you don't know what to do,

buy a vowel!

J · Post by J » Wed Oct 08, 2003 3:58 pm

If you are in a store and you see an employee waling with something large and heavy hoisted over his/her head (i.e. a table), it is not the proper time to ask where something is.

J

jbelson · Post by **jbelson** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 5:20 pm

Leisurly strolls across the street are not a good idea, especially if there's traffic. Here's an idea, get yourself out of harms way as soon as possible.
On the same thread: If you start to cross while its blinking dont walk, then dont walk, run.

ophelia · Post by **ophelia** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 7:57 am

transcend the dichotomy

III · Post by **III** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 10:02 am

if you find that you spend a lot of time explaining to people that you're competent, intelligent, strong, funny, charismatic, mature or (as in my case) caring, it may not just be that everyone else is really too dense to figure you out...

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 10:10 am

if you find that you spend a lot of time explaining to people that you're competent, intelligent, strong, funny, charismatic, mature or (as in my case) caring, it may not just be that everyone else is really too dense to figure you out...

(RANDOM CLUE #24 for Diggiman) ----> Yep, and repeatedly saying it until you yourself believe it doesn't necessarily mean that it is or that it will come true.

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 10:35 am

Most e-playans really don't give a damn about your personal life, unless it relates to how you were at BM. Digiman, go back and look at the Kinetic posts and the reactions. Don't make the same mistakes. Right now your making me look like a saint.

The sooner you wake up to this, the better it will be for all of us.
Meanwhile, the exodus continues.

THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN · Post by **THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 10:45 am

Ailchinn wrote:Most e-playans really don't give a damn about your personal life, unless it relates to how you were at BM. Digiman, go back and look at the Kinetic posts and the reactions. Don't make the same mistakes. Right now your making me look like a saint.

you are a saint.

sometimes one has to sacrifice ones self in order to make one saint comfortable and stay.

THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN · Post by **THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 10:50 am

Badger wrote:
if you find that you spend a lot of time explaining to people that you're competent, intelligent, strong, funny, charismatic, mature or (as in my case) caring, it may not just be that everyone else is really too dense to figure you out...
(RANDOM CLUE #24 for Diggiman) ----> Yep, and repeatedly saying it until you yourself believe it doesn't necessarily mean that it is or that it will come true.

guess i have to get used to you guys on the attack all the time.

are'nt you guys getting a little tired of this old silly shit you bring up.

i just get online, check to see what's going on and it's the same guys talking (not great) about me. get used to my style guys .
i'm just simple and straight to the point.
i'm used to yours. and dont write a book to have to accomplish it. and i dont talk bad about you behind your backs. anyway can we call a truce? hey i'm not a novelist and dont want to be.

i like reading most of your stuff. but you have no clues to that.

warrior queen · Post by **warrior queen** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 3:00 pm

If there are toxic fumes coming out of your car, please take it in to be fixed, or take the bus, or walk but please don't poision us!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 3:22 pm

if the amount of threads you have started exceeds the average number of posts to those threads please adjust accordingly.

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 3:33 pm

stuart wrote:if the amount of threads you have started exceeds the average number of posts to those threads please adjust accordingly.

Amen!

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 4:20 pm

Nose hair, even when braided, is not as attractive as you might think.

JonoVision · Post by **JonoVision** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 4:37 pm

warrior queen wrote:If there are toxic fumes coming out of your car, please take it in to be fixed, or take the bus, or walk but please don't poision us!

Ummm, don't toxic fumes come out of *every* car?

jinx_sf_burner · Post by **jinx_sf_burner** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 4:41 pm

There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.

(or a free bbs for that matter)

warrior queen · Post by **warrior queen** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 4:46 pm

JonoVision wrote:Ummm, don't toxic fumes come out of *every* car?

I'm sorry, you're right, let me rephrase...
If EXCESSIVE amounts of BLACK SHIT is CONSTANTLY leaking out of your exhast pipe, something is WRONG!

THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN · Post by **THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 5:00 pm

JonoVision wrote:
warrior queen wrote:If there are toxic fumes coming out of your car, please take it in to be fixed, or take the bus, or walk but please don't poision us!
Ummm, don't toxic fumes come out of *every* car?

toxic fumes occasionally come out of me

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 10:19 pm

Your drama is not my crisis.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 11:07 pm

blyslv wrote:Nose hair, even when braided, is not as attractive as you might think.

damn...

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