The Bar

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:39 am

Good morning. Damn, I either need to live on the west coast or start living west coast hours.

Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:45 am

You gonna drink all 4 of those yourself Sput?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:08 am

WHY is there no Trader Joe's here in Redding?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:08 am

WHY is there no Trader Joe's here in Redding?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:32 am

I don`t know.

I don`t know.

(setting pot of oatmeal w/raisins on stove warmer).
Wow. Looks like I missed a packed bar.
Guess I`ll grab a morning cup of tea.
Squeezes to all in the NEB!

Mozy bonz wrote:(standing at the back door mozy Out of breath) you seen evil?

Sorry I missed ya Mozy! Been working some crazed hours lately, I popped in a couple times but couldn`t stay and play. Glad to see things pick up a little at the bar!

....fills large tankard with chai and whisks out the door

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:44 am

*Out from under the NEB Bambi does a slow crawl towards the coffee*
Mornin everyone .
You Know Heli ...I'm surrounded by TJoes you ever need any emergency supplies just holler. One 5 blocks east and one 3blocks west. Its just a spin of the bottle for me.

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:12 am

*Bambi pulls on one pump at a time, makes sure his seams are straight, a little spritz of Gucci pour Ho ,behind each ear, and is off like a cheap prom dress to another long day at work.*
It's okay folks, it's not brain surgery. Ta!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:34 am

CLARKcon wrote:Hey karine! KIV, did you happen to make it out to the Big yellow Ducky Bar that was way out in the open playa? This thread reminds me of that, and thats what I visualize.

I read this as "Did you happen to make out with that big rubber ducky that was way out in the playa." Fishsticks!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:39 am

helitack wrote:WHY is there no Trader Joe's here in Redding?

Redding's kind of cowboy, ain't it? So they may not want one. And from tj's pov they arent' particularly yupscale. Of course, I'm a fish of many theories...

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:52 am

G-G-G'morning. Rough night. Rougher morning. Need coffee, kahlua, brandy, and tequila. In reverse order!

R-R-R-Redding? Why??? That's, like... middle of nowhere. OK, middle of the valley, but... well... same thing.

Not big enough to support a TJ's- there was one up there a number of years ago, but it couldn't support itself, so it closed down - must've been the 80's or early 90's...

Then again, there are these markets called "Holiday Foods"... the one in Chester (little town east of there) has this huge walk-in for nothing but beer... I got my PBR dues for KA there last year.

How can you NOT love a place like that?

bb

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:23 am

Bambi of Finland wrote:You are the first person to get it without seeing me ...

So people get it when they see you? Eeeasy with that gentle forest creature Bam Bam.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:27 am

one large kahlua cognac with an espresso to chase you bb sue
top o th' m m m m m m m morning

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:31 am

Ahhhhh... Yummy!

Nothing like a Big Cock to put a smile on my face first thing in the morning!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:38 am

Good (choke, gag) morning (puke, retch). Bloody Mary please - no, leave out the Mary and just the vodka and hot sauce. I was driving to work this morning, (an hour commute one way) having just stopped at a convenience store for fast sustenance....opened a little bag of sliced deli turkey and shoved some in my face not looking...at the turkey.....which turned out to be a lovely color combination of grey, black and green.

So I think I'll just drink until the germs are happy or I have a better reason to puke.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:51 am

A cleansing shot of pure vodka for Mojo. Now back to (shudder) w..k.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:06 am

mojo wrote:...opened a little bag of sliced deli turkey and shoved some in my face not looking...at the turkey.....which turned out to be a lovely color combination of grey, black and green...

Just goes to show you, turkeys are meant for love, not breakfast.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:09 am

Fishy, being as my brain is about the size of a BB (no offense Sue), half the stuff you right goes right past me. But by Fishsticks, did you mean the Fishsticks or was it more like fiddlesticks?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:09 am

check.
Nibble but never actually bite your love bird.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:12 am

Does all that sweetness give you cavities EDB? Love it ...

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:17 am

Hey BC!
Good to see you strutting your stuff!
Trying to get caught up on everything the past couple days.
Think I`ll have a Frangelico something to go with a nutty day.

Frangelico and...ummm..need a buz.....Everclear?
A Flaming Nuts? I may be on to something.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:22 am

helitack wrote:WHY is there no Trader Joe's here in Redding?

There ain't no TJ's in Klamath Fucking Falls neither. Redding's a metropolitan step up from this backwater redneck town. 40K with half the population in retirement age, and the other half college age. Only a handful of freaks, and we all know eachother. Cripes, I should go to the fuck thread for this rant.

I'm having a rough month, so forgive my babblings. I've been away from the Bar too long: falling flat on my butt trying to get a long distance relationship going, hankerin to gist git laid, thinkin up all manners of craziness to relieve the loneliness. Fercriminysake, it's sad.

RobbiDobbs helps herself to a warm beer and downs it at one pull while breathing through her nose.

Oh, and while I'm here...

GO SEE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN!
Ohmyfuckinggawd it's good.

Robbi slides off the barstool, puts on her parka, and wanders back out into the snow.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:39 am

ROBBIDOBBS! Damned right you been away too long. But there's always a place here for you. spreads wings for a hug and ...

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:44 am

poor Robbidobbs.
such a sweet lady
and breathing/drinking skills like no other
don`t be sad

hugs.....2

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:59 am

thish flaming nuds stuffffffff is not bad!
Sweet and Strong!
Know what I like about getting wasted at Tisha`s?
I`ve never ever had a single hang-over from anything I drink in here!
Binge after binge....
5 pan-galactic gargle blasters....crawl out of here on my tongue...
TotallyPainless partying!!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:03 pm

BigCock wrote: But by Fishsticks, did you mean the Fishsticks or was it more like fiddlesticks?

Sort of both, swearing about cannibals or something.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:04 pm

robbidobbs wrote: Robbi slides off the barstool, puts on her parka, and wanders back out into the snow.

Poof, I missed her. *Fishy writes note--sorry if I let out the secret of your profession, but cowgirl wanted info* and slips it into Robbi's empty beer can.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:21 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:
R-R-R-Redding? Why??? That's, like... middle of nowhere. OK, middle of the valley, but... well... same thing.

bb

EMT refresher, job hunting(ass kissing, groveling)
Like DEVA ain't the middle of fucking nowhere,

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 1:24 pm

BigCock wrote:Does all that sweetness give you cavities EDB? Love it ...

of course you`re refering to Miss Montana, right?

mmmmm. mmmmmm. mmmmm.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 1:43 pm

-------------Flaming Pain Shooter-----------

in a tall glass combine:

2 - shots everclear
1 - shot 151 rum

mix with swizzle stick and ignite....

....proceed at once to emergency room for 2nd and 3rd degree burns.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:01 pm

Thanks Bin. I have learned the hard way to make eye contact before eating. (Excellent rule to live by).