The Bar

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:09 pm

Huh huh huh, he said dick!

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:12 pm

some more flavors of......

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if we got "V" we gotta have "D"

federal equal opportunities at THE BAR act

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:15 pm

Yup, we gotta have some of that too, ESD.

Don't think Rock would mind storing it in his ice chest........

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:17 pm

Yup, gotta have Dicks and Verginas and get all sloppy.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:26 pm

Just had to have it one more time.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:08 pm

I'd love to sit around sipping some of "that beer" - just think of all the witty one-liners it would generate... "get your hands off of my Vergina", my Vergina's getting warm", etc.....

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:17 pm

"Yeah, he stuck his finger in my Vergina"

"WHAT!?!?!"

"It's okay, he was getting a fly out for me"

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:20 pm

don't even think about putting the head of your "Dick's Cream Stout" in my Vergina glass

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:23 pm

"the table has a wet ring from my Vergina"......

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:25 pm

On that note, I'm outta here - time to go home. See ya tomorrow everybody.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:25 pm

"Here empty my Dick's, I'm gonna grab a Vergina."

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:27 pm

Couldn't resist one more...

Wow - he/she has a whole 6 pack of Verginas.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:28 pm

"Would you please hold my Vergina while I tie my shoe?"

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Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:28 pm

I have six Dick's

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:28 pm

mojo wrote:Couldn't resist one more...

Wow - he/she has a whole 6 pack of Verginas.

a "CASE" of Verginas

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:30 pm

Oh, now we have to see if there's any "crabs" beer!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:31 pm

I have hot sauce named "Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally".

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:32 pm

Oh Great, Thanks for starting all of this, then bunny hops away......
Good night

Long as we are on the subject, why did this come up on my google search?

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:34 pm

My crab has Verginas

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:38 pm

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:55 pm

don't shake that Dick('s Beer) before you pop the top, it'll foam all over your hands

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:56 pm

honest to God this came up on Google for Vergina

Vergina Beach

The beach we arranged to meet the Japanese girls on was aptly named 'Vergina Beach'. I pointed it out to Brendan.

"Bloody good job, mate, good bloody job." He was shaking my hand.

For the first time since we arrived, the sun was out.

Now all we needed were the girls, who, after not too long a wait, did actually show up.

Mine was called Yappy, Brendan's was called Yoko.

I told Yappy my name... Duncan.

"D-D-Dack-an," she squealed. "D-D-Dack-an".

Then Brendan told Yoko his name - except he sort of didn't - he told her he was called Steve.

Yappy thought the water a bit cold and wanted to go for a walk, up and over the shrubby cliffs. Brendan and Yoko, however, did decide to brave the water... they took the plunge with Yoko's lilo and splashed off into the distance, around some rocks and out of sight.

About an hour later, from our vantage point up on the cliff, I saw and heard just about the most classic thing in the history of the universe. Down in a hidden cove, about 40 feet below, were Brendan and Yoko. He was in the middle of shagging her doggy-style, and, in perfect time with his thrusts, she was going "Shteeev, Shteeev, Shteeev!"

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:59 pm

thisisthatwhichis wrote:Oh Great, Thanks for starting all of this, then bunny hops away......
Good night

Long as we are on the subject, why did this come up on my google search?

no wonder sailors are always getting shipwrecked on a reef

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:04 pm

Hey I got to go back to Tile in the Bathroom but leave a round of drinks for Mozy he is offically in on the Bar camp! see backroom post...

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:04 pm

just got back from the default bar, 3 mandarin vodka tonics later, to all this Vergina Beach talk. What's that all about? Does this proper north eastern lady really want to know?

i need one more drink to keep the buzz going................can anyone help?

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:06 pm

OK you brutes knock it off! lady in the house,.. Sorry Jewel those guy's are just terrible what can I get you beautiful?

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:10 pm

Here ya go.....

Can't believe the trash talk been goin on in this bar

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:11 pm

I think it was only BC...

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:12 pm

I think I'll have a beer.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:12 pm

I would guess she won't be drinking beer...... Either of them.....after the vodka tonics.

pretty drink there TITWI,,,, just what the lady needs