The Bar

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:06 am

Mozy bonz wrote:sorry hi AntiM sorry need to go

f*cking chad

Does your wife know?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:08 am

sputnik wrote:Urggg....I'm barely alive.

Bunarchy was a blast.

So sput, maybe you can answer another burning question. Are there jackalopes in heaven?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:11 am

PurpleKoosh wrote:
blueniteowl wrote:
PurpleKoosh wrote:Did you go to One Of THOSE Parties, Blue?!
Well, I can't exactly tell if we are talking about the same kind of party. The party I went to had lots of electronic music, glowies, and people dressed in colorful clothing. And though I've been to parties similar in the past, I'd never done something closer to the real thing, until last night.
We're definitely not talking about the same kind of party, then. :twisted: Though I haven't been to one of those, either.

Are you talking about the sort of party where I met Scott? Cause, I thought you were a vet.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:15 am

rockdad wrote:

Hi AntiM we still have a deal during CT?

Most assuredly!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:35 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Are there jackalopes in heaven?

No, they're in hell.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:48 am

Good Morning from the left coast now commonly referred to as the wet spot never seen California so green! Coffee......!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:54 am

For the Fish (and I think there's room for a dog and a tiki).

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:02 am

Thanks, bin. I feel better already.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:05 am

sputnik wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Are there jackalopes in heaven?
No, they're in hell.

REally? At first I thought that the jack rabbits went to heaven as jack rabbits and teh antelopes went to heaven as antelopes. Then it occured to me that maybe they were not actually simply an artifact of bored, overly cleaver taxidermists with leftover parts, but might be a cry out from the collective unconscouos of the American Southwest for the energy of the goddess Oestra and the god Cernonnos. Then it was pointed out to me that maybe they were a trick played on the white man by Coyote. In either of the latter cases, they would be in heaven as jackalopes.

Theology is a difficult subject for fishes to wrap their brains around.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:18 am

theCryptofishist wrote: Theology is a difficult subject for fishes to wrap their brains around.

I think they're some version of Chucabacra (or whatever it's called - I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the name)

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:21 am

I have a plush jackalope guarding my front room.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:54 am

sputnik wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote: Theology is a difficult subject for fishes to wrap their brains around.
I think they're some version of Chucabacra (or whatever it's called - I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the name)

Chupacabra

Little tip: use Google search most misspellings come up with "did you mean" and correct spelling

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:20 am

Thanks. That didn't help me though because I was too far off.

Anyway, I need a shot. Whatcha got?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:22 am

sputnik wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote: Theology is a difficult subject for fishes to wrap their brains around.
I think they're some version of Chucabacra (or whatever it's called - I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the name)

I don't see that a jackrabbit with horns is the same thing as a bat winged blood sucker of goats. But I was wondering what you feed jackalopes anyway. My first thought was american cheese. But maybe it's hay and hand sandwiches. Depends on the Anglo-Saxon attitudes, I suppose.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:23 am

sputnik wrote: Anyway, I need a shot. Whatcha got?

Chocolate coated vodka.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:26 am

AntiM wrote:I have a plush jackalope guarding my front room.

Does it know where its congeners go after death? And does it tear out throats, ala Holy Grail?

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:27 am

WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR JACKALOPE?

Purina Jackelope Chow

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:33 am

Chupacabra and Jackelopes love em!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:34 am

Well, that does get us to Kansas City, I beleive.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:43 am

Hey bar buddies........knock, knock, anyone home?

Chupacabra? Jackalopes? Is is worth reviewing or can I just move on...........I'm moving on.

Is it too early to drink? Almost 2:45 here. No really, is it?

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:57 am

Hey beautiful...never to early because it late somewhere! yes

I think the tanget does not need to reviewed nothing to see we can move on

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:14 pm

I agree with Rockdad. Time to move on. It's well into the evening in jolly olde england now. Let's drink to the queen.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:20 pm

Remind me never to have another spiritual crises around you folks again!

No more chocolate covered vodka for sput!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:20 pm

UP THE QUEEN! (By the way, which Queen are we drinking to?)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:21 pm

Any drag queen we got.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:21 pm

Hi Fishy, Sput, Rockdad, Jewel.......

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:26 pm

Set them up! After winning an election I gotta keep everyone drunk! Chocolate covered vodka. Sput, you can have pop rocks and beer.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:27 pm

Any queen will do.

Hey! How come I get pop rocks and beer? I voted for you just like you said. I want the chocolate covered vodka.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:28 pm

Hi Fishy, Sput, Rockdad, Jewel, Mojo...

Um... up the queen's... what? This sounds kinda kinky...

For you, Fishy!!! (pouring a couple shots into her bowl...)

Oh, for you too, Sputnik...

Cheers!!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:29 pm

Here I am wrestling with the meaning of hte afterlife and you decide it's a subject you're done with. You're getting pop rocks and bud!