Fuck!

[Lydia Love]

<tmi>

Fuck.

My husband left for work about an hour ago.

It's usually a couple of hours before the *weight* of how lonely it gets here settles into my chest.

But it's already like fucking lead.

I have months - maybe up to a year of this left - my husband and I like ships passing in the night.

blah blah blah

</tmi>

[foamin' at the mouth]

fuck! its so dark here now I feel like its past my bedtime. I hate daylight savings time. Feel like I'm back in fucking Sweden in fucking January. Fuck. I've been on this fucking board and avoiding my fucking work which means I'll be up all fucking night doing it. And fuck, Lydia. I drank my whole fucking sixpack of lost coast! Now I gotta go to the fucking store. Should I get a beer or a pack of smokes with my last fuucking five bucks?

[Lydia Love]

Should I get a beer or a pack of smokes with my last fuucking five bucks?

Oh. This is one of those fucking decisions that kills me. Good luck Foam.

Ya - when darkness started to descend at fucking 5 o'clock I knew it was going to be a long fucking night.

Fuck.

[Kinetic II]

Fucking Standard time. Back to the fucking darkness? I don't fucking think so. Time to haul out the full spectrum florescent lights and chase the fucking darkness away.

[Kinetic II]

Who would have fuckin thought it was possible? The normally fucked up Kansas City Chiefs are a fuckin awesome 8-0, the first time in franchise history! Un-fuckin real. It's totally fucking awesome.

[sphene]

Ya - when darkness started to descend at fucking 5 o'clock I knew it was going to be a long fucking night.

Fuck.

You say that like it's a bad thing...just change the way you say it to: it was going to be a long fucking night

[Don Muerto]

Who would have fuckin thought it was possible? The normally fucked up Kansas City Chiefs are a fuckin awesome 8-0, the first time in franchise history! Un-fuckin real. It's totally fucking awesome.

Fuck the Chiefs.

[Kinetic II]

Somebody must have lost some fucking money. See ya in Houston.

(actually with the Chiefs owner in the hospital and one of our locally well known and highly admired broadcasters suffering a heart attack last week, this victory is extra sweet. It's sure lifted a lot of spirits in this fucked up town, and it makes for better press than Sprint laying off another 7000 people.)

[Don Muerto]

I only bet on cards in my hand, -not what some guys I never met do on a field in a distant city with an inflated sack of skin.

Fuck the Chiefs with no financial bias whatsoever.

(unFuck them if they make you feel better)

[ramen]

I flipped off a driver today and told them to fuck off. Kinda bad politics on the road to do this, but they nearly forced us into the roadside iron.

I'm not into road rage, usually pretty circumspect, but I got pretty fucking pissed off this time.

[alice]

oh fuck.

i'm in fuckin crisis.

we're supposed to be getting married in 45 fucking minutes and everything is all fucked up.

what in the red fucking hell am i going to do?

[Isotopia]

45 minutes till you get fucking married and you're asking us what you should do because you're in 'crisis' mode.

How about get a clue and log the fuck off of e-playa. I think that might be looked at by some as a good place to start.

[sphene]

Fuck! i already thought you got fuckin married. Isotopia is right, get of the fucking board!

[ramen]

oh fuck.

i'm in fuckin crisis.

we're supposed to be getting married in 45 fucking minutes and everything is all fucked up.

what in the red fucking hell am i going to do?

Well for starters you can tell us what you are going to wear...

[Kinetic II]

Why get fucking married in the first place? Vows are usually broken anyway and all that's left is a piece of paper and an overglorified chunk of highly compressed carbon.

(i'm not being jaded and skeptical am I?)

[ramen]

Why get fucking married in the first place? Vows are usually broken anyway and all that's left is a piece of paper and an overglorified chunk of highly compressed carbon.

(i'm not being jaded and skeptical am I?)

Oh no! You just sound like a fucking cynic, is all. And this from a person who (AFAIK) has never been married.

I'm very married and I've only broken one vow....well, we only had one vow, but still I made it past the first day unblemished by sin. Fuck it. Telling the truth is always the hardest thing to do. Fucking hoors and running amok is easy by comparison.

[Lydia Love]

Now back to your regularly scheduled FUCK!

[Kinetic II]

Your right, I've never been married. I'm too chaotic to be married, not that women haven't tried, chaos and all they still keep chasing.

I'm just giving some vent room to a fucking TMI issue that's simmering with me and it's about marriage, looks, and attitudes. Just ignore my rants, carry on.

[Flux]

Now back to your regularly scheduled FUCK!

Damn, Lydia, that's it! You've hit on exactly what I need in my life:

A regularly scheduled FUCK!

Damn these fickle women, is that so much to ask? Give a man a little something to look forward to, fer chrissakes?

...

Oh, okay, sorry dear. Never mind. No, dear, it was just a joke. Really.

[Lydia Love]

When a woman says "Would you want me to fuck you even though I'm not in the mood for it?"

The correct answer is never "Yes!"

It might be the **true** answer, but not the correct one.

[Don Muerto]

You've hit on exactly what I need in my life: A regularly scheduled FUCK!

Damn these fickle women, is that so much to ask? Give a man a little something to look forward to, fer chrissakes?

Might I suggest, -as a general principle, that perhaps you give *them* a little something to look forward to.

[Flux]

You've hit on exactly what I need in my life: A regularly scheduled FUCK!

Damn these fickle women, is that so much to ask? Give a man a little something to look forward to, fer chrissakes?

Might I suggest, -as a general principle, that perhaps you give *them* a little something to look forward to.

Ouch!

[Don Muerto]

Ouch!

No, no, no my good man. I was merely suggesting a mental shift, -not a deficiency, on your part.

[Flux]

When a woman says "Would you want me to fuck you even though I'm not in the mood for it?"

The correct answer is never "Yes!"

It might be the **true** answer, but not the correct one.

Ha ha! Good point, Lydia.

Back when I still had some will to fight left in me, I used to say to my wife, "Okay, you're not in the mood. I am. Why does your mood always trump mine? How about, every other time that happens, we don't fuck, and every other time we do fuck." Seems fair, right?

I used to also say, "You're not in the mood, but I think that fucking will improve your mood. I'll make you a deal: let's just get started. Then if, after five minutes, you're still not in the mood, we'll stop, no problem."

And she would say, "But that's no fair, if we start, then I'll get into it, and I won't want to stop!"

To which I would reply, "Okay, then, what's the problem? Just grit your teeth for a couple of minutes, then you'll have a great time! It's like reading the first few pages of a book -- it never seems quite right until you get into it, then it's great."

Let me tell you, logical thinking is a completely worthless skill when you're dealing with women.

[Flux]

Ouch!

No, no, no my good man. I was merely suggesting a mental shift, -not a deficiency, on your part.

Oh, good, I feel better now.

So, how would you recommend I go about doing this? (Or should we move this to the "Go ask Don Muerto" thread?)

[Lydia Love]

I've noticed that when I'm *argued* with it just kind of...

delays the next time i'm in the mood.

[Kinetic II]

Let me tell you, logical thinking is a completely worthless skill when you're dealing with women.

<AMEN!>

[Flux]

I've noticed that when I'm *argued* with it just kind of...

delays the next time i'm in the mood.

I wasn't arguing; I was just communicating, negotiating ... you know, all that shit that's supposed to work! My ass...

[Lydia Love]

Aw c'mon y'all. It's a dumbass idea to argue about sex with a woman.

Seems perfectly logical to me.

[III]

>logical thinking is a completely worthless skill when you're dealing with women.


hardly. you just need to incorporate human understanding into your logic. most logic ass presented by either men or women is just selfish sniveling.

(you want logic, try this: "you are unhappy because you want to have sex, and you can't. having sex requires the cooperation of a partner, who is not always available. fortunately, there is an antecedent to the problem, to wit the fact you want to have sex. removing the antecedent will also satisfactorily resolve the consequent. ergo, you should cut off your balls.")