unbelievable

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:33 pm

B.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:04 pm

oh god oh god oh god oh... yeah what the fuck is that? some buff muclewoman flex contest and she is either waxing or polish?

Ron · Post by **Ron** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:22 pm

You never know but it puts me in mind of things I saw back stage at the strip club I used to work at. The women would help groom and inspect each other in all kinds of ways. Just makes sense, when ya consider it...

Ron

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:56 pm

That's spray PAM isn't it? What, she has trouble with her eggs sticking?

Post by **Eric** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:16 pm

AntiM wrote:That's spray PAM isn't it? What, she has trouble with her eggs sticking?

Maybe her muscles are too big and her thighs chafe without the PAM?

*bleh*

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 6:00 am

Many moons ago, I worked at a one-hour photo lab in a mall here in Kalamazoo- There was a cluster of woman bodybuilders that all worked at the "San Francisco Music Box Company", a vile den of patchouli, Kountry Krafts, dried flowers and other homegrown proletariat junque, and they all wore these ridiculous Little House On The Prarie dresses and had big Achey-Breaky Hair and loads of makeup, but still the very ground shook when they walked. And the pictures were terrifying- The faces they made! And almost all of them were bad flash shots, giving them the glowing red eyes and tan grimaces of Japanese opera masks.
Actually, it was all surreal enough to help offset the eyeball-sucking flourescent lighting and weird, funky combined smells from our neighbors- A cookie store, and a tobacconist. Chocolate Chip Swisher Sweets, anyone?

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:03 am

Applying "BUTT BRONZER" to the white line under the cheeks...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:59 am

Just so long as no penetration is taking place...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:16 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Just so long as no penetration is taking place...

Yes, thank god for that.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:50 am

robotland wrote:Many moons ago, I worked at a one-hour photo lab in a mall here in Kalamazoo-

keep any copies? POST PLEASE POST PLEASE I NEED TO FEED MY NEW VISUAL SICK CELLULAR ADDICTION!

Davoid · Post by **Davoid** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:09 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Just so long as no penetration is taking place...

I thought that's what the can was for...?

p.s. and why wasn't this in the caption thread?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:04 pm

because it was beyond captioning to me. Plus there was another pic that was kind of good in teh Chronicle Day in Pictures at the same time. Maybe I made the wrong call.

On the other hand, I expect that many other bizarre and unbelievable things will show up on the internet and can be posted here.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:03 pm

From the AP wire:

SEARCY, Ark. -- To Steven Turnage, it was bad enough to dress up in a chicken suit and stand along a city street in 105-degree heat. Having passers-by shoot bottle rockets at him has him crying foul.

"People don't take this costume seriously," said Turnage ...

With two wars in the middle East, a third developing on the Horn of Africa, blackouts in the US ... AP still has room for this on their wire? Hey, AP, today WASN'T a slow news day.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:38 pm

Oops wrong thread. (but it will still help to bury a spammer) heh heh heh.

Fat SAM · Post by **Fat SAM** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 3:02 pm

You guys have it all wrong...I knew a chick who was into that shit and she told me that they spread liquid bubblegum on their buttholes before the pose competition so that if they fart, it doesn't make a noise.*

*they have to be careful, though, to wear bikinis and not thongs when they do it.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:55 pm

[quote="Fat SAM"]so that if they fart, it doesn't make a noise.*quote]

I thought that is what BEANO is for..Yes??

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:39 am

"I can hear the sea!"

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:09 pm

"dude, this tucking it back thing just isnt working no matter what we put on it."

skygod · Post by **skygod** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:18 pm

I once saw a small nativity scene in a similiar situation.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:21 pm

thats because i attack those with my 'unique creativity.'

yard gnomes too.