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Post by Lorgasm » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:47 am

Velvetina, you're a fuckin trip.

You like wine?
BOOBIES!!!

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Post by Velvetina » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:48 am

Depending on how I feel and How bad I think ya need it.. like it says ... Spin- Spanking People in need!!!
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Post by Lorgasm » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:51 am

SPin the wheel Zoom!
BOOBIES!!!

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Post by Velvetina » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:52 am

Oh I have faith that his fear will draw him near!!!
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Post by Zoom » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:52 am

Zoom grabs the rail on the wheel and gives it a strong zooming spin.

fuck where the fuck will it land
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by Velvetina » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:54 am

The Wheel comes to a slow fucking spin... Lands On Sloth... lazy fucker.. get Busy.. lol.. That will be a Lucky # 7 .. bend the fuck over and take it like you want it...!
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Post by Zoom » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:14 pm

should i fucking run? or should i fucking stay?
i'll fucking stay,
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Post by Velvetina » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:17 pm

You fuckin know you wanna stay ... You want me to smack that fuckin ass
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Post by Zoom » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:18 pm

then fucking smack it like you want to fucking smack it.
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Post by Velvetina » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:24 pm

Passes a uckin welter for ya... Yummy I fuckin say.. nothin can be finer than a welt on you behinder
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Post by Kinetic IV » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:34 pm

Fuck...it's taking forever for a will call ticket to get the name changed so someone can sell it to me.
Double Fuck: A girlfriend wants to come to BRC with me. I'm not sure I want to take on bringing a first timer to the event this year. But it's hard to say no too.
Triple Fuck: Buying a house has to be the most expensive clusterfuck I've ever gotten myself into. Now that I've got the house it's all this little shit that keeps coming up. Air filters, changing locks, paint this, do that. I knew going in it was coming but I had no idea how quickly it would add up.

It's one of those classic fucked up Mondays. I gotta keep looking at the big picture, not the here and now...gotta think positive. But I wonder what the fuck was I thinking when I started this home buying process. </rant>

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Post by Velvetina » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:37 pm

You were thinking on how nice it would be not to be paying for fucking rent...
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Post by Kinetic IV » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:55 pm

Velvetina wrote:You were thinking on how nice it would be not to be paying for fucking rent...
The timing on this sucks. I had two more months left on my existing lease. I just cut a check to pay the lease in full and I signed a release saying I'll be out by the end of August. The manager told me that they can't lease the unit until the lease is actually up and that I have to keep the utilities on in there too. I feel that since they are paid in full that i should be able to pack my shit and go, and then they can do whatever they want...including leasing it out to someone else. Why should I be paying for utilities on a place I won't be living in? It makes no fucking sense.

And with only 2 months left subleasing is not an option. Maybe I'm overreacting but I think it's a shitty way to run a business....And those alleged tax advantages better be more than hype...right now I have my doubts.

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Post by Velvetina » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:03 pm

I doubt that you really need utilities on there.. they can't make you keep them, it's a option of yours.. you paid them off so you can tell them to FUCK off...

Hope that helps ya..lol..
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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:03 pm

Kinetic IV wrote:
Velvetina wrote:You were thinking on how nice it would be not to be paying for fucking rent...
The timing on this sucks. I had two more months left on my existing lease. I just cut a check to pay the lease in full and I signed a release saying I'll be out by the end of August. The manager told me that they can't lease the unit until the lease is actually up and that I have to keep the utilities on in there too. I feel that since they are paid in full that i should be able to pack my shit and go, and then they can do whatever they want...including leasing it out to someone else. Why should I be paying for utilities on a place I won't be living in? It makes no fucking sense.

And with only 2 months left subleasing is not an option. Maybe I'm overreacting but I think it's a shitty way to run a business....And those alleged tax advantages better be more than hype...right now I have my doubts.
That's fuckin easy, just turn everything off, unplug the fridge, etc, shut off the pilot lights, and fuck it.... you should'nt owe anything.......
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Post by Keeper_of_the Key » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:20 pm

You fucking people fucking amaze me!!!! :shock:

I wish to fuck I was fucking coming out to BM this fucking year. Maybe I can get my fucking lazy ass together for next year's burn.

Kinetic, wait until you get to real fucking fun of owning a house... you get to write off all that fucking interest you are paying on the fucking mortgage. Kinda makes you feel like your pulling something over on Uncle Fucking Sam.

Ya'll have a fucking great time this year!!!! I'll be wishing I was there getting my fucking ass spanked... :twisted:

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Post by Velvetina » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:33 pm

Well don't forget to get off your lazy ass to make it next year since your fucking sin seems to be Sloth... Damn airconditioning freaks.. Fuckin stand out in the sun and sweat a lil would ya!
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Post by Kinetic IV » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:34 pm

I keep hearing about this allegedly fucking awesome interest deduction. But I'm coming in with 4 months of interest payments and I'm thinking that won't even come close to matching the standard deduction for this year. (Again, the timing is less than ideal) I've got some tax research to do that's for sure.

I guess I shouldn't whine about it, it's a house and not some slapped together apartment. Be thankful for what I have....I'm lucky to have it.
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Post by Velvetina » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:37 pm

Ya I'm the one who should be throwing the fit still Fuckin Renting!!
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Post by can't sit still » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:00 pm

Kinetic, you might want to check liability. If the house is vacant and the power is off,,,no lights at all, you might have liability for damages if someone fucks with the place.
I've met people who are short-timers. They live in a house for the insurance company until the owners move in.
Sometimes 3 days, sometimes 3 months.
Might be a good fucking thing to check out.
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Post by Kinetic IV » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:45 pm

can't sit still wrote:Kinetic, you might want to check liability. If the house is vacant and the power is off,,,no lights at all, you might have liability for damages if someone fucks with the place.
I've met people who are short-timers. They live in a house for the insurance company until the owners move in.
Sometimes 3 days, sometimes 3 months.
Might be a good fucking thing to check out.
The liability question has been bothering me...I can't have a homeowner's policy and a rental policy at the same time so if something does happen I could be in deep trouble. I've heard of people doing what you suggest but I can't see it working for my situation for a couple of different reasons. The suggestion however is very much appreciated.

I've decided to go above the "ultimate psychopathic manager from hell" that runs the complex I'm in and appeal to their Corporate office...it's not like I'm breaking a lease, I've paid the thing and if they would work with me they could make even more money. It fucking amazes me that someone's willing to overlook that kind of money...after all that's what most people are in business for unless it's a non profit group.
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Post by pinemom » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:50 am

Fuck K4...you know they would if given the keys...then you could spy on them as soon as new tenant fucken moved in you could get a refund BY LAW! You paid it off now give them the keys...and just sit back YOU know fucken people are fucken greedy!
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Post by OregonRed » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:54 am

Kinetic IV wrote:I keep hearing about this allegedly fucking awesome interest deduction. But I'm coming in with 4 months of interest payments and I'm thinking that won't even come close to matching the standard deduction for this year. (Again, the timing is less than ideal) I've got some tax research to do that's for sure.

I guess I shouldn't whine about it, it's a house and not some slapped together apartment. Be thankful for what I have....I'm lucky to have it.
The year we bought our home (halfway thru the fucking year) we got back an extra $3000 from house related stuff including interest, points, and taxes. It's totally fucking worth it, man...
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Post by AntiM » Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:27 am

Gee, I stay away one day and y'all turn into busy little typing fuckers!

Re chocolate et al., Naw, I'm not giving it up, just have to exercise extreme moderation and watch for combos, so if no raspberries then I can have cinnamon trade-off deal. Chocolate is the stuff of life after all. Sigh, when I say I'm down to chicken and oaatmeal, I'm not far wrong. Fuck. Anyone who drops by camp is welcome to yummy chilled strawberry yogurt smoothies!
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Post by joel the ornery » Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:44 am

not to forget a very lucky woman.


oops, forgot to say fuck

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Post by pinemom » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:19 am

Fucken day 2 of trying to get my unemployment started...Im on fucking min 15 of apprx 28 min wait in the fucken que'...after doing the first fucken 30 min 100 questions game automated...I hate that B's voice now!
Like do they really fucking think this elevator music is going to fuckin entertain me?
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Post by AntiM » Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:12 am

not to forget a very lucky woman.
Of which I am ever mindful and always grateful, very fucking much so.

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Post by pinemom » Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:16 am

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Unemployment only 92.00 a week unless I wanna wait till Oct 1st then it would be 300. a week! arhhhhggggggg FUCK!
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Post by Velvetina » Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:10 am

I Agree Shit Hell Piss FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.. Wait what am I complaining about... Oh yea Fuck it's gonna be a hot day!!
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Post by pinemom » Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:25 am

fucken A
I should charge the owner a FUCKING emotional rollercoaster ride fee!
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