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Post by Alpha » Thu Oct 30, 2003 10:59 am

Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.
Because that's fucking important when you're planning on killing yourself.
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Post by Flux » Thu Oct 30, 2003 11:19 am

Alpha wrote:
Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.
Because that's fucking important when you're planning on killing yourself.
I guess it's like worrying about having clean underwear if you're in a traffic accident: What will the paramedics / coroner think?
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FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by alice » Thu Oct 30, 2003 5:17 pm

i fucking hate people.

called in two separate markers on guys i had sex with last week - neither would help me. too spun out from their own bullshit. and i'm in crisis. selfish fucking assholes.


and i lost my entire log of phone #s on my cell.


fucking hellish.
bitch all you want - it won't change nothin.
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Post by III » Thu Oct 30, 2003 5:54 pm

i've used markers during sex before. it was kinda fun, but i've never actually had to call them anything.

i must just be inexperienced.
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Re: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by Alpha » Thu Oct 30, 2003 7:01 pm

lookin' for help in all the wrong places, alice wrote:i fucking hate people.... neither would help me.
<-- chopped liver, apparently
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Post by alice » Thu Oct 30, 2003 8:59 pm

now that's a concept i can get behind.

except for the fact that i would never eat my mother.
bitch all you want - it won't change nothin.
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Post by Lydia Love » Thu Oct 30, 2003 9:13 pm

Fuck yer Day y'all!
It's all about the squirrels.
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Post by Alpha » Fri Oct 31, 2003 7:17 am

You don't have to eat her. It's common in wolf packs for the younger females to dominate (and sometimes kill) the elder females. Just crush her larnyx in your teeth.
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Post by ramen » Fri Oct 31, 2003 8:07 am

Fucked my firewire port by snatching a cable out of it too fast, apparently.

Fuck technology, preferably with good lubrication.
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Post by Blenderhead » Fri Oct 31, 2003 9:43 am

Goddamn FUCKING SAN FRANCISCO DRIVERS! After 8 years of bike commuting, one of the bitch motherfuckers finally managed to make full contact, making a fucking ILLEGAL turn right in front of me so he could save 2 FUCKING MINUTES on his fucking COMMUTE, bouncing me off the hood of his fucking barbiemobile, pinwheeling me like a fucking RAGDOLL and onto the fucking nasty Valencia Street pavement. Fucking dipfuckshitwittedASSHOLE. That ratbastard owes me a set of handlebars, a reflector, and TWO FUCKING BLINKEY LIGHTS!

Feel like Ronnie Lott nailed me on the open field.

FUCK!

p.s. wear your fucking BIKE HELMETS, kids; they fucking work.
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Post by Don Muerto » Fri Oct 31, 2003 9:52 am

You take it fuckin easy today blender. Once that adrenaline wears off you might feel a whole fuckload worse than you do right now.
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Post by Flux » Fri Oct 31, 2003 10:14 am

Blenderhead wrote:After 8 years of bike commuting, one of the bitch motherfuckers finally managed to make full contact, making a fucking ILLEGAL turn right in front of me so he could save 2 FUCKING MINUTES on his fucking COMMUTE, bouncing me off the hood of his fucking barbiemobile, pinwheeling me like a fucking RAGDOLL and onto the fucking nasty Valencia Street pavement.
That is seriously fucked up. Don Muerto is right; been there, done that.
Blenderhead wrote:That ratbastard owes me a set of handlebars, a reflector, and TWO FUCKING BLINKEY LIGHTS!
Fuck him, I think he owes you at least enough pain-and-suffering compensation to buy you your brand new dream bike!
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Post by ramen » Fri Oct 31, 2003 11:34 am

That is a bad fucking break. I would follow Don Muerto's advice. Take it easy until you know there's no significant damage that went undetected.

I've read of people so pumped up on adrenaline after a collision they didn't realize they had gotten pretty fucked up until later.
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Post by III » Fri Oct 31, 2003 12:24 pm

>I've read of people so pumped up on adrenaline after a collision they didn't realize

i've *been* one of those people. a couple of times.

always always get the drivers info, even if you think you're okay. in fact, these days i'm wont to pretend i'm not, until i'm sure. it's easier to convince someone that you've suddenly recovered than that you've suddenly noticed and injury you hadn't before...
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Post by Blenderhead » Fri Oct 31, 2003 12:50 pm

Thanks all!

It happened last night, so I'm pretty sure no serious damage was done (still going in this afternoon to make sure). Just still really pissed off that the fuckers finally got me. I laid on the ground after it happened until the ambulance came and the paras checked me out to make sure my head wasn't going to fucking fall off and scare the shit out of the fucking spectators.

I have a report, the [fuckingfucker] driver's info, and a witness, just in case.

Happy Halloween, everyone. Be fucking safe out there.
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Post by JezebelinHell » Fri Oct 31, 2003 2:33 pm

The living dead are gimpy motherfuckers
Not in 28 Days Later. Those zombies are fucking stealthy.
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Post by PJ » Fri Oct 31, 2003 3:48 pm

dipfuckshitwittedASSHOLE. That ratbastard owes me a set of handlebars
If you can vomit on command, a good moment to do that is when you're sprawled on the car hood. Aim for the driver's side of the windshield. Breakfast chunks s-l-o-w-l-y creeping down the glass really adds to the overall effect.

Note that many soft tissue injuries don't show up for weeks, especially if you're younger than middle-age. Don't be afraid to get an expensive examination now. I have a permanently sore neck with reduced range of motion thanks to a dolt in a 7-series BMW that roared into the back of a pack of vehicles that were stopped at a light. I felt just fine at the time, and for months afterward, but the damage was done.
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Post by Flux » Fri Oct 31, 2003 3:55 pm

PJ wrote:Note that many soft tissue injuries don't show up for weeks, especially if you're younger than middle-age.
Which also means, don't sign any release of liability or final settlement until several months have passed.
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Post by thoughtsurfer » Sat Nov 01, 2003 1:38 pm

Happy Fucking Day-after-Fucking-Halloween you Fucking Playa-heads!
(As is every Fucking day wasn't Halloween for you!)
You all Fucking Rock!
I hope you are all Fucking recovering well from your Fucking indulgences!!!

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Lydia Love » Sat Nov 01, 2003 5:58 pm

Jesus fucking god Blender... hope you're ok!

Take it easy for a couple of days! And nail that fucker to the wall!
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Post by DE FACTO » Sat Nov 01, 2003 6:05 pm

Blenderhead! FUCK!

I had that happen to me before on valencia too. well not quite the same....I got doored. Make sure you collect the insurance from the fucking asshole.

take care of yourself and relax.
even though...........
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Post by DE FACTO » Mon Nov 03, 2003 11:33 am

rodent2 wrote:fuck
**sigh**
tried to change my email addy for the eplaya, got no confirming email, now locked out of the bbs
**sigh**
fuck
when you fuck'in tried to change your email did you put in your password twice at the same time?
even though...........
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Post by DE FACTO » Mon Nov 03, 2003 12:09 pm

rodent2 wrote:fuck no
Fuck'in try it! :lol:
even though...........
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Post by ramen » Mon Nov 03, 2003 12:16 pm

rodent2 wrote:fuck

tried to change my email addy for the eplaya, got no confirming email, now locked out of the bbs

fuck
Caps lock??
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Post by Blenderhead » Mon Nov 03, 2003 12:53 pm

JezebelinHell wrote:
The living dead are gimpy motherfuckers
Not in 28 Days Later. Those zombies are fucking stealthy.
Hiya Jezebel,
I haven't seen that one yet (waiting until I get it on DVD so as to spare the movie-watching public the spectacle of me shitting my pants in abject terror), but aren't the zombies in 28 Days just infected with some virus created by the military? If so, they aren't the living dead, at least in the classical sense of the word.


Oh yeah: Fuck the living dead! I hate those creepy flesh-eating fuckers!
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Post by Blenderhead » Mon Nov 03, 2003 12:55 pm

and, thanks again to everyone for their thoughts and advice. Nothing like a fucking brush with death to show you how fucking lucky you are.
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Post by DE FACTO » Mon Nov 03, 2003 12:58 pm

Hey what the fuck is it anyway about Valencia that has drivers hitting people on bikes. I've seen too many happen there over the years.
even though...........
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Post by Kinetic II » Mon Nov 03, 2003 2:28 pm

I hate fucking Mondays.
I hate fucking cardiologists.
I hate fucking doctors and specialists.
I hate being fucking scared of the unknown.
I hate having a g/f buy a nice house right before we met that is too fucking far outside the city.
I hate fucking CT scans. Some things are best left unknown.
I hate being fucking stressed over my job.
I really hate fucking gloomy and cold Mondays. Now if it would just snow it would be better.
I hate waiting on test results and each time they find nothing wrong and your in fucking pain and having complications. Fucking idiots.

I fucking hate the uncertainty and being out of control more than anything.
And again Mondays royally fucking suck.

You may now resume your normal programming. And oh yes, fuck yer day!
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Post by thoughtsurfer » Mon Nov 03, 2003 2:28 pm

Hey Blenderhead! I hope you're feeling fucking better now!

My fucking closest call ever happened right there on fucking Valencia between 16th & 17th....

A parked car opened its door right as I was passing it...my only recourse was to attempt to kick it closed before it knocked me into a bus on my left...thankfully, the fucking driver hadn't put his fucking leg out yet and I was able to get past him...Ironically, it was a fucking cop and I felt fucking, below zero remorse as I fucking screamed at him, while simultaneously kicking his fucking door closed! Fucker! I was so fucking lucky! Those fucking muni busses are fucking merciless! I think so many fucking mishaps happen on fucking Valencia because every fucking person that rides a bike in SF knows that it's the fucking quickest, flattest way to get across town.
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Post by Kinetic II » Mon Nov 03, 2003 2:53 pm

You slammed the door on a fucking cop? Just hearing that story brightened my day. Thanks.

Speaking of fucking bikes, I'm not sure what to get, a mountain bike or city/comfort bike. I wish I knew what the SF bike commuters used out there.
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