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Post by Lorgasm » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:18 am

As lorgasm watches the sun poke up through the mountains at Gerlach, she goes to the espresso machine....
CLICK
BOOBIES!!!

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Post by EspressoDude » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:20 am

CLICK

sorry if the noise awakened anyone under the NEB......damn loud snoring under there.

Well, fuck, it is a good morning and Espresso is ON and it's damn tasty :D
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Post by joel the ornery » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:23 am

it seems early to me.

still have sleepy thoughts in my head.

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Post by Zoom » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:28 am

is it too early for a stiff drink.
god my nerves are on end. i am going to snap
i am trying to do the woosaa thing but it aint workin'
oh please where my angels today. come my angels pick me up to higher ground
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by Jewel*** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:30 am

doesn't Pinemom need a job Zoom? Maybe you could get her to fill in for a couple of days.........

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Post by Lorgasm » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:32 am

Mornin Edude and Joel,

Just returned from my morning walk; just part of the prep work. Butt muscles a bit on the sore side from runnin on the tread on high incline. Mom's boss (cardiologist) says its bad for me to do. And I'm thinkin, hey, why did I run anyways. I mean I don't run at the burn unless its from animal control or after the water truck. Fine, no more runnin.

Hope everyone is doing great.
BOOBIES!!!

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Post by Zoom » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:32 am

yeah if she lived in sarasota, that would be great!!!
maybe i could clone myself and have the clone do my work.
then i could do what i need to get done.
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by Jewel*** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:34 am

I might be needing a job soon.......what are my qualifications? Wellll, actually I have none. Will you give me the job anyway?

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Post by Lorgasm » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:34 am

Hey Jewel,

Glad to see ya up and about today.
BOOBIES!!!

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Post by Jewel*** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:35 am

thanks Lorgasssssm..........been hiding out lately. got some shit going on.

Be back later...gotta take a kid somewhere

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Post by Lorgasm » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:37 am

Sometime hiding is fun.

Hope everything is cool for ya. Started to get worried.
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running

Post by joel the ornery » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:37 am

running.... ew..

i had to run for my job for 20 years, i am done running.

walking, riding bike, sure... running. the bones, joints, muscles, mind wants no part of it.
mimosas anyone?

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Post by EspressoDude » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:38 am

Chill a bit Zoom, take a walk..watch the sunset tonight.....

I am about 6 weeks behind at work, and not the least bit bothered(well slightly).

I didn't set the project schedules, I'm covering for a guy on vacation in Costa Rica for 2 weeks, doing his job. My vacation has been approved since January, and I told my boss last September I was going again.

Look at the big picture....One week away is not going to make the least bit of diffo at work. We have 6 machine to build that customers want in September. 2 we don't have frames for, one is in R&D process testing on it's platform. One is getting wired, two need drilled, tapped and painted....

One week at BM is not going to change the fact that they will all be late...So? why worry....They will still be there when I get back. So will your job....It's only 1/3 of your day, Don't let it ruin your life.
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Post by Lorgasm » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:40 am

Hey Joel,

Sure, I think I can take a mimosa. Thanks.
BOOBIES!!!

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Post by Zoom » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:44 am

what kind of work do you do EspressoDude?
sounds just like what i am going through.
we have a machine here for Proctor & Gamble.
2 for mexico
2 for germany
and many more that have to be done in two weeks plus we have our show equipment and i have inventory to do before we fly. then plus now with a bartender quiting on me. but that part i can ignore that is a non paying job as a house committee chairman.
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by joel the ornery » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:45 am

<pours a thirst quenching mimosa for everyone at the bar, two for me>

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Post by Lorgasm » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:47 am

(giggles) the bubbles tickle my nose.

cheers!
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Post by Mozy bonz » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:49 am

mimosa! I love mimosas can I have one?

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Post by Lorgasm » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:49 am

MMMMMOOOOZZZZYYYYY!
BOOBIES!!!

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Post by joel the ornery » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:54 am

but of course, mozy.

<pours yet another nectar of the gods>

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Post by EspressoDude » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:55 am

Zoom wrote:what kind of work do you do EspressoDude?
sounds just like what i am going through.
we have a machine here for Proctor & Gamble.
2 for mexico
2 for germany
and many more that have to be done in two weeks plus we have our show equipment and i have inventory to do before we fly. then plus now with a bartender quiting on me. but that part i can ignore that is a non paying job as a house committee chairman.
Industrial geeky stuff: Design and build totally custom industrial (mostly robot) machinery. I mostly do the controls design, but also mechanical design, machining, wiring, plc programming, assembly, testing, installation. Machines that assemble computer chip connectors, cornea removers, laser drapery cutters......whatever is possible.
Is 4 shots enuff? no foo-foo drinks; just naked Espresso
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Post by Zoom » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:56 am

sounds pretty neat
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by Mozy bonz » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:02 am

thanks joel. where will you be camping this year?

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Post by joel the ornery » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:13 am

i am not exactly sure. i have friends coming from london and florida in RVs... they are leaving their location at the media tent or something or other. i am always vague on these things.

i would like to meet as many eplayas this year

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Post by Ranger Genius » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:22 am

joel the ornery wrote:i have friends coming from london and florida in RVs...
TheDeadMilkMen wrote:Wow...how'd you get a car?


Oh, my parents drove it up from the Bahamas.


You're kidding!


I must be, the Bahamas are islands.
“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”

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Post by Mozy bonz » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:24 am

I hope to hang with you in the bar I have some great booze for that.

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Post by joel the ornery » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:35 am

i wonder if i should have some grandcalling card...

JtO henne on my chest or something.... LOL a target.

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Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:40 am

mmmmmm.... mimosa-a-a-a
thanks joel

the bubbles tickle my nose <burp>




morning barflies.....
another beautiful day in Red Rock City. How's God treating you today?







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Post by joel the ornery » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:42 am

life is relatively good.
i keep getting phone calls and emails from my soon-to-be ex-wife.

<heavy sigh>

another mimosa?

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Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:44 am

<drains the first one>

May I have another?











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