The Bar... Volume#2

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:38 am

Jewel*** wrote:morning everyone..........time for a nap yet?

snuggle time?

sure.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:06 am

G'morning ever-body!

CLICK

Im still not up to par..damn cold hanging on to me! But still working aint helping...bending over, working in dust filled warehouse etc...
But gotta pay the bill-mongers!
Unfortunately as most cold do...It settled in my lungs..crapola! Damndest thing...3-4am get a hot flash followed by cough attack...poor TITWI...he probly not getting his good REM sleep!
Sorry for the early morn self bitch fest...just dont like feelin like crap on a cracker!

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:08 am

Shit Pinemom.................i'll see if jew boy can whip you up some nice chicken soup with matza balls. That should cure ya!

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:10 am

Hot Tea for Pinemom, with a good stiff shot of either rum or brandy. Oh heck, make it rum AND brandy ... better days, Pmom, better days.

Jew Boy · Post by **Jew Boy** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:14 am

[quote="Jewel***"]Shit Pinemom.................i'll see if jew boy can whip you up some nice chicken soup with matza balls. That should cure ya![/quote]

It couldn't hurt.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:23 am

alright inquiring minds wanna know...what the hell ARE "matza balls"

Ive never heard of a "matza" is it a bird or an animal?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:58 am

Who can eat when one's mind keeps drifting back to...

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:16 am

helitack wrote:Who can eat when one's mind keeps drifting back to...

bastard.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:16 am

Yawn! It's nice to be able to take that for granted and not have to think about it. It's there whenever I want it now.
The best part is when she feels the same way and thinks about you! That's when it's special.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:20 am

Never, ever, take a woman for granted, ever...

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:20 am

k4, would you still be interested in two cats?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:24 am

K4...did someone meet a special someone????? come on juicy details...come on....tell us?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:41 am

Yo...MozY, please come sit by the fire...and share a drink with us!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:46 am

Mornin' Pinemom. have those bowling balls shrunk down to tenpin size? Hope you are feeling better! Working in a dusty warehouse is not a good place for a cold.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:49 am

yes...the bowling alley only has a game played here and there today...but the green lung, is now drivin me nuts...why do colds have that crappy cycle? first nose/sinus then plugged ears then bronchitis?

How are you Box B, hands getting a little better? Congrats BTW on the new job!

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:54 am

Just passin through.
Hope everyone is doing fine. Hey Pinemom. Hope you feel better soon. Got to have TITWI scratch your back. I would do that to my sister and it made her feel good; especially after all that coughing. It helps.

Today is my sending resumes via email day. Not that I'm feelin lazy. Just been poundin the pavement. Yesterday spent too much time at some employment agency that gave me a series of tests. One being a Paralegal knowledge test that I did VERY good at. Then they said if my employer wants me to submitt to a drug test that the agency has to perform it and it will cost me $200.00 out of my first paycheck. What a friggin scam. Now how would they know that my employer would want a drug screening prior tomy 1st paycheck. hhhhmmm. Wierd huh?

Peace!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:57 am

drug tests first off arnt normally that expensive either...yup sounds like a scam....
You could tell them that you'll wait till the employer asks, that you already know you'll pass it and would prefer not to waste the 200 bux

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:01 am

Its a shame some places preying on the desparate. If I do get a letter or call from this place that advises me that my potential employer wants a drug screen I'm gonna get the employer's name and go directly to her/him and ask exactly who asked for this then advise the employer that the agency is charging me $200.00 for this and that they are also the lab people. I smell class action law suit.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:04 am

ya silly people dont understand that you ARE a paralegal!!! hahaaaa

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:13 am

Heck, the USGOV gives us free drug tests. And free firefighter physicals. Gotta do what ya gotta do...

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:15 am

well, ya'll Im off to get ready to punch the time clock, feels like its punching me lately!
If Mozy swings by give him a hug and a smooch for me!

Love ya'll
the Green-snot nosed kid!

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:16 am

Yeah, and I'll go into that agency with my own rubber gloves (they're pink), $400.00 and say, "You first asshole. Here's your $200.00 for your expenses"

Then I'll turn that office into my own little Paralegal office.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:30 am

Here are some jobs in that field
http://jobsearch.usajobs.opm.gov/jobsea ... h+for+Jobs

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:33 am

Thanks Helitack...You ROCK!!

Another unknown website. Very cool.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:39 am

Hi Lorgasm, come lay on my lap i have some catnip for you.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:45 am

No time for catnip. Gotta stay focused. I'm on a mission. See if anyone else would like the catnip. Thanks though. Sweet.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:50 am

okay i will spread it on the bar watch the kitties come out now.
but i have a special catnip for you when you have more time to play
then i can pet you and make you purr

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:52 am

...heli's mind drifts to the image of a naughty schoolgirl skirt...

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:03 am

helitack wrote:...heli's mind drifts to the image of a naughty schoolgirl skirt...

So the discussion is back to food, is it?

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:05 am

pinemom wrote:K4...did someone meet a special someone????? come on juicy details...come on....tell us?

Yeah, I've met someone special. There's not much to tell...we've known each other for years but things really started taking off before BM this year. Then after I got back it really took off...so much so that she's been back home 2 nights in the past 2 weeks. Otherwise she's stayed with me.

My only complaint is she's a Denver Broncos fanatic and I'm not putting a Broncos sticker on the back of my X-Terra. Other than that....things are just fine.