The Break-Up, what to do with sextoys!!

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joel the ornery
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Post by joel the ornery » Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:37 am

Will wrote:
joel the ornery wrote: i'm buying another... heck, they are manufactured 20 miles away from me, here in central illinois... i've been to the factory.
I bet that's not a tour they did on Mr Roger's Neighborhood.

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it is actually a nice family run business.

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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:28 pm

Just give her the toys and move on. They are probably old and outdated anyway. You can even show up there and show her your NEW toys....Remember..just show her.

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Post by space monk » Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:50 pm

lorgasm, they're not outdated. a good sex toy lasts a long time. silicone is the way to go. many hot days and nights with silicone.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:35 pm

How clean did you keep them? theMrFishist was a total boyscout, well he had to be, too many lovers, not enough budget. Always covered always washed, I'd trust silicone to be cleanable--run it through the dishwasher (second tier) and if new playmates don't trust it, they can buy thier own, wash yours theirselves or do without.
I'm guessing that some toys were more boy anatomy and some girl, and you might want to divvy them that way. total the cost, roughly and then make up the difference with the rest. Did either of you have a "trousseau"? because you should get those back.

Why is this contentious? Break up in general contentious? Are you going to want to kill a few to let out emotion? or in revenge?

I really don't understand the basic question...
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