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Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:58 am

VIAGRA WILL BE GIFTED TO ALL PARTICIPANTS AT COST!!

As long as you agree to all terms and conditions written in my diary in a secret and location somewhere near Ft Laughingpants

Keep in mind that VIAGRA could make you hard for many hours. You must use sunscreen of a high SPF and have some sort of shade for your cock.

This event will be a LNT event. If you shoot it clean it up.

This event IS radically inclusive, all cocks are welcome to participate.. but they must be hard.

This event does require radical self reliance, there are no supplies for sale at the event.

The only exception being cockrings and silicone jelly lube! We find that these items are often overlooked and are CRITICAL to the event going as planned.

Thanks to the makers of VIAGRA we now have a new event for Karl to photograph. Keep in mind that the prints are sold at cost so that makes it OK! Helitacks prints are still to be sold for a car payment. More to follow soon.
ps don't tell anyone that pfizer is funding the whole thing! There will be many commercials shortly afterwards!

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:09 pm

Isn't "Viagra" the new luxury SUV from Lexus? I'm so there! Gift me harder!

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:42 pm

I take a half tab of viagra each nite. Keeps me from rolling off the bed.

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:10 am

I still think this would be alot of fun.. not as popular as CT but fun for all. New idea: use waffles to cover the naughty bits so more may be willing to participate. AND NO.. you cannot use an oven mitt instead!!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:21 am

unjonharley wrote:I take a half tab of viagra each nite. Keeps me from rolling off the bed.

Is that simular to a KICK STAND? snickles

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:36 am

pinemom wrote:
unjonharley wrote:I take a half tab of viagra each nite. Keeps me from rolling off the bed.
Is that simular to a KICK STAND? snickles

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Yes mom

Cabana Springs · Post by **Cabana Springs** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:01 am

Toolmaker wrote: VIAGRA WILL BE GIFTED TO ALL PARTICIPANTS AT COST!!

As long as you agree to all terms and conditions written in my diary in a secret and location somewhere near Ft Laughingpants

Keep in mind that VIAGRA could make you hard for many hours. You must use sunscreen of a high SPF and have some sort of shade for your cock.

This event will be a LNT event. If you shoot it clean it up.

This event IS radically inclusive, all cocks are welcome to participate.. but they must be hard.

This event does require radical self reliance, there are no supplies for sale at the event.

The only exception being cockrings and silicone jelly lube! We find that these items are often overlooked and are CRITICAL to the event going as planned.

Thanks to the makers of VIAGRA we now have a new event for Karl to photograph. Keep in mind that the prints are sold at cost so that makes it OK! Helitacks prints are still to be sold for a car payment. More to follow soon.
ps don't tell anyone that pfizer is funding the whole thing! There will be many commercials shortly afterwards!

Uh Duh - Viagra is a prescription drug and you'll be charged with a felony and against the TOS and uh duh think before you speak - uh

hypocrit

edited to remove the word fucking from the phrase "fucking hypocrit."

Archantael · Post by **Archantael** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:07 am

For the love of dog, lighten up people! Sheesh!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:10 am

I guess it's hard for some to see outside the prism of the default world, and "get it".......

I'll be there, but will bring oven mitts!!! Cold evening temps tend to "soften" the effect of the event.......

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:49 am

The difference between the literary and the real is primarily one of distinction.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:57 am

The mind is often unable to distinguish between the real and the vividly imagined, if in fact there is a difference, and most of us believe there is.

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:04 pm

Cabana Springs wrote:Uh Duh - Viagra is a prescription drug and you'll be charged with a felony and against the TOS and uh duh think before you speak - uh

That why Phizer is going to have the doc there. The BORG assured us that as long as the sponsors dont wear Lexus.. i mean Phizer jackets than its OK. Silly dilly, I didn't offer to personally provide the Viagra.. the sponsor did. Take it up with them. It not like I am trying to get folks to send prescription drugs through the mail. This will be done at the event.

Just got word that SpikeTV will be happy to film for us. So I decided to fire Karl.. he wanted to charge costs of the media. SpikeTV is doing it for free.

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:08 pm

thisisthatwhichis wrote:I guess it's hard for some to see outside the prism of the default world, and "get it".......

I'll be there, but will bring oven mitts!!! Cold evening temps tend to "soften" the effect of the event.......

hehe you said hard..

The council of 3 have voted. An exception to the waffle covering will be made only for despots and those that blindly follow them to their doom. The ONLY acceptable covering aside from a waffle will be an oven mitt. We only ask that it be waffle colored so the group doesn't clash.

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:03 am

I sure hope you don't have any kids, Tool.

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