Fuck!

[Killbuck]

Right.... it can only get better now. Hey... I have an opening in our Transportation Security Ministry....

ah.. never mind.

Anyway, the folks at APOKILIPTIKA are always here for a shoulder to puke on... ah... well, not the shoulder... but we have a nice gutter always on call.

[philosopher]

So, my lesson I encourage people to learn:

NEVER, EVER, EVER TRUST A FUCKING COP.

I see your point, CO, and send my sincere but fucking inadequate sympathies. Your story reminds me of another lesson I have learned along the way: The contradictions of our lives can only be sustained for so long and after that, reality snaps us back to our fundamentals and urges a severe coherence upon us.

As near as I can tell, this happens to just about everybody at least once in a lifetime. The lucky ones experience it sooner than a few moments before death.

[The CO]

Thanks everyone. I have said several times over the last week that if having the best friends in the world counted in court, we wouldn't have a fucking thing to worry about.

Anyone in the Portland-Salem-Eugene area, we are organizing a fundraiser concert to help with legal fees. Bands, bellydancers, fire spinners, a tattoo artist & brewer on board. More details as they emerge.

Just say no to the fucking cops!

[Lorgasm]

CO,
Lessons learned are bittersweet. Your post was really fucked up and I wish nothing but the best for you. You seem to be hangin in there and thats a good thing. You are a beautiful person and something real good will happen. Just find your happy place and hang out there once in a while. We are with you.

Burn on and Much Love,
Lorgasm

[Cabana Springs]

CO -

Fuck - If you have children please start acting like a responsible fucking adult so your fucking children don't end up in jail too. How fucking difficult is that to understand. Fuck. What a great fucking role model you are. You should be so proud.

Here's another thing. Don't trust a fucking cop. That is fucking precious. Who should we trust? You? The stupid fuck who has children and spent christmas in Jail. What did you go to jail for? Being a good role model for your children? Probably fucking Not!

You want a good fund raising idea. How about you sell the fucking children to someone who gives a fuck about them. Cause you don't. You can use the proceeds to pay for your sorry fucking ass. Maybe then you can get your shit together and buy them back. I hope not.

Fuck!

[Killbuck]

Oooh... what ever happened to diplomacy....

Yeah... fuck!

[the fire elf]

fuck...catharsis feels goodjunkie

[SED]

CO -

Fuck - If you have children please start acting like a responsible fucking adult so your fucking children don't end up in jail too. How fucking difficult is that to understand. Fuck. What a great fucking role model you are. You should be so proud.

Here's another thing. Don't trust a fucking cop. That is fucking precious. Who should we trust? You? The stupid fuck who has children and spent christmas in Jail. What did you go to jail for? Being a good role model for your children? Probably fucking Not!

You want a good fund raising idea. How about you sell the fucking children to someone who gives a fuck about them. Cause you don't. You can use the proceeds to pay for your sorry fucking ass. Maybe then you can get your shit together and buy them back. I hope not.

Fuck!

See everyone? I'm not the biggest dick head on ePlaya.

[Cabana Springs]

Uh - I was paying off a cop to look the other way - uh - the other day - whilst I was selling Meth to the kids over at the - uh- school -you know and fuck if I didn't get busted. Fuck me, I have bad luck.

I lost my kids and all and I was hoping that you guys would all send me money fur - uh - a lawyer - you know. And well - uh- I love you guys - you are my best friends.

Peace Man.

[SED]

Uh - I was paying off a cop to look the other way - uh - the other day - whilst I was selling Meth to the kids over at the - uh- school -you know and fuck if I didn't get busted. Fuck me, I have bad luck.

Is that what happened, or are you talking shit?

[AntiM]

Fuck CS, that was just plain mean.

[BigCock]

See everyone? I'm not the biggest dick head on ePlaya.

yep, you've been outfucking dickheaded.

[Killbuck]

Ah, freedom of speech.

Comes complete with freedom of reaction and opposition. Interesting, always interesting to watch.

[BigCock]

Ah, freedom of speech.

Comes complete with freedom of reaction and opposition. Interesting, always interesting to watch.

HEY, I didn't get a Fuck! out of that guy. Watchit mister!

[SED]

Ah, freedom of speech.

Comes complete with freedom of reaction and opposition. Interesting, always interesting to watch.

HEY, I didn't get a Fuck! out of that guy. Watchit mister!

Yeah, Kernul. Start giving a fuck, you big fuck.

[SED]

CO -

Fuck - If you have children please start acting like a responsible fucking adult so your fucking children don't end up in jail too. How fucking difficult is that to understand. Fuck. What a great fucking role model you are. You should be so proud.

Here's another thing. Don't trust a fucking cop. That is fucking precious. Who should we trust? You? The stupid fuck who has children and spent christmas in Jail. What did you go to jail for? Being a good role model for your children? Probably fucking Not!

You want a good fund raising idea. How about you sell the fucking children to someone who gives a fuck about them. Cause you don't. You can use the proceeds to pay for your sorry fucking ass. Maybe then you can get your shit together and buy them back. I hope not.

Fuck!

Calm down, folks, It turns out Cabana Springs had (or is having) a bad childhood. What he needs from all of us is a big hug. Let the healing begin.

[BAS]

Here is a fucking hug!

(er, that doesn't sound right... )


B.

[Cabana Springs]

Please don't give a Fuck about me.

Please do give a Fuck about the children. Please.

[Killbuck]

"Yeah, Kernul. Start giving a fuck, you big fuck."

Oh, sorry, forgot my FUCKING manners.

Or is it PHUCQUING manners? English, what a fucking problematic language.

[SED]

Please do give a Fuck about the children. Please.

We do. It's just that you are one of them. We are all children, worthy of love and tenderness, even you. Let us help you.

[Petal of the Playa]

fuck i miss the playa - and fuck i have to go to New York this aug instead of HOME!

[Lorgasm]

Hey Petal,

Say it is not fucking so! New York will always be there. Trust me. However, your family reunion is only one time a year. Wassup? Well, if its something ya gotta do, we understand. Shit happens. Peace and Happy New Year.

Gonna miss ya.
Lorgasm

[EspressoDude]

Lorgasm, ya gotta say the f word

FUCK!! FUCKIN A !! It's the last work day of the year for 95% of us!

Fuck, let's Party!! Party, let's F..k!!

[Lorgasm]

Hey Edude!

A big Fuck is being shot your way my friend. Embrace it, enjoy it, and treasure it. Have a great Fucking New Years and a Great Fucking Weekend.

Peace and Fuck,
Lorgasm

[felony]

I spotted the "f" word right away in Lorgasms post to Petal ( word five) how mant times do you have to say "fuck" for it to count? maybe 4 fucking shots isn't enough!

[Lorgasm]

Edude just loves it when I say Fuck.

[EspressoDude]

Twas just blinded by her Beauty.....

and besides, actions speak louder than words.....

[joel the ornery]

It seems as though there was a duplicating mistake with our payroll this month.

On the November 30th payroll, you received a special bonus in the amount of $900, a second entry of $900 also showed on the December 29th payroll. This second entry was a mistake and will be deducted from your account. I’m very sorry for the inconvenience of this error.

Thank you!

fucking great! mother fuckers...

we're a billing software company, and you fucked this up!

[helitack]

Fuck!

I

need

to

go

to

town

now!

I

am

losing

my

ability

to

eat

another

fucking

MRE

[SED]

Fuck, dude.

Why not have something delivered to you , then hitch a ride back?