The Bar... Volume#2

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:47 am

No, I need real tits. Not a facsimilie of same. Tomorrow I will attempt to get to town. If I don't make it, well, fuckitall...

...and to those so called "neighbors" and self described "family"who have refused to help, a hale and hearty fuckoff for your new year...

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:52 am

Hopefully that'll get you by until town

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 5:15 pm

ok here I am, a lil' nyquill and a chocolate and shnapps, feeling not much pain, cant breath but I basically feel better?
Titwi, Omar suarez and Mister jellyfish are out on a recon mission.
I wanted to go but feared it would be better for me to stay in sick bay yet 12 more hours.
so hum de do hum hum hum...wow...quiet in here.

SED · Post by **SED** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 6:17 pm

Yeeeeeeeeeeeee-Haaaaaaaaaa!

LET'S FUCK THIS SHIT UP!!!!

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 6:43 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:

Hopefully that'll get you by until town

looks like "real" SILICONE IMPLANTS to me.....

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 7:07 pm

WOO HOO!

hoists beer bong

Hook me up!

SED · Post by **SED** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 7:53 pm

Confetti and sparklers with 4 year old son at the school yard.

Nobody is having more fun than us tonight!

Now, it's . . . bath time!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 8:01 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:

Hopefully that'll get you by until town

Ummmm.... I was just told...

Compared to some, she's a candidate for the IBTC.

(Itty Bitty Titty Committee)

Got fresh guacamole and chips... kids out partying... and about 4 hours to go!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 8:22 pm

Damn... too many stukas out there this eve. No choice but to stay here in the bunker and socialize. Just had a couple nogs.... anything back there cept nog?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 8:37 pm

No.
Fuck.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 8:56 pm

Well then, how about a few bottles of good ol Soviet Champagne?
I have some other stuff around here somewhere, I'll dig it up in a bit.

(clunk... tink! crash.... rustle rustle...)

Oh- BB... I see you are still confined to quarters... damn pesky nerve gas attack.... or was it the radioactive isotope? Whatever.... get yourself a glass.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:02 pm

It's 2007 in New York.

SED · Post by **SED** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:05 pm

It's right now, right here.

Always is.

A toast to Jewel*** and the East Coast Stiffs.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:10 pm

Actually it is long pst, months in fact... BM Fiscal Year 07 started back in Septmeber... but we humor the default world.

The B 52s are playing Love Shack right now in NYC

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:11 pm

fucking toast

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:13 pm

Oh, sorry that was in Atlantic City

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:17 pm

SICK BAY????

"holy superman, kernul" says Radar O'Reilly,"Good thing the Mash 4207th camp is here to take care of the infirm..Sue, PineMom, Kernul...Must be the coincidence of the full moon and winter solstice got everyone down.

I understand the Mash unit has some special "Herbal Remedies" that will help with mental problems and lack of appetite. At least everyone will be grinning and laughing.....

Oh, and I think it is almost the 2nd of January over to the west at BIKINI ATOLL....60 years of DOOM...and BOOM... and the three eyed fish still look funny..

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:21 pm

That's at No BIKINI ATOL... and for any old time fans of Beanie and Cecil, that'll ring a bell.

Gee, look! It's almost newyears in Norway!!!![/size]

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:31 pm

Isn't the traditional new year around april first?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:45 pm

Well, there's tradition, then there is business.

Hey, get a glass, I have lot's of the champagne.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:51 pm

Hereâ€™s my glass some Champagne Please

Central time is about to go over

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:55 pm

Tink!

Glub glub glub...

Zule Dood! I see that it's almost time for ya! I mean new year....

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:56 pm

Sup dood?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:57 pm

it is but at least itâ€™s not the big one thatâ€™s dropping,,..... Happy Nuke Year!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:05 pm

my some one in the neighborhood just set off a loud deep sounding explosive

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:06 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:07 pm

No, that was me... from Nevada

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:13 pm

The bombing is moving north east, I live in a mixed neighborhood with a lot of Asians, Mexicans, and Somali, people oh and whites that like to make things go boom,

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:20 pm

No Kerrnul I was a kid in the late fifties and sixties, and I know you canâ€™t hear a nuke set off in Nevada,in the Midwest but the fallout makes the snow flakes taste funny and your mouth tingle

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:21 pm

What was that? I was just out doing some celebratory gunfire