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All things outside of Burning Man.
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Post by Lydia Love » Thu Nov 20, 2003 6:21 pm

Hey Tiara - I'll follow up with an email... but I'm hoping to show up by 5pm on Saturday.

Course I've never done this before... so driving times are a bit beyond me.

I'll call from the road if it looks like it'll be drastically different in either direction.
It's all about the squirrels.
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Post by Don Muerto » Thu Nov 20, 2003 6:22 pm

Geez Technopatra, that fuckin sucks. If it helps you any, I am having my second fucked-up day in a row. Still got my wallet, so I guess I am ahead of the fucking game.

FUCK!
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Post by Isotopia » Thu Nov 20, 2003 6:38 pm

Hey Technpatra,

PM me if you need to borrow some cash-ola. No prob.

Seriously.
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Post by Guest » Fri Nov 21, 2003 6:30 am

Have a fucking great time Lydia Love!

Sorry about the wallet Technopatra, hope you find a fucking cool-as-fuck one to replace it.
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Post by Concept2w » Fri Nov 21, 2003 9:51 am

Fuck, I'm fucked this week-end! And not in the good way!

Damn-fucking-it !

That was my contribution onto this thread for this week! :!:
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Post by thoughtsurfer » Sat Nov 22, 2003 3:47 pm

FUCK! I'm fucking fallin asleep here at my fucking job and even the eplaya isn't enough to wake me! FUCK! SNORE....
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Post by Blenderhead » Sat Nov 22, 2003 11:01 pm

guess fucking what?


fuck.



fuck.


dskljfie.
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Post by drowned_saved » Sun Nov 23, 2003 12:22 am

Don Muerto wrote:Have you ever fucked a Rug Doctor?
hot, wet suction...
am i missing something, or is this the much discussed, though seldom seen, "perfect gift" for the holidays?
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Post by drowned_saved » Sun Nov 23, 2003 12:25 am

yeah, yeah, i know...

the perfect FUCKING gift.
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Post by Kinetic II » Sun Nov 23, 2003 12:47 am

Think of this if your family has a ham instead of turkey on the table this Thanksgiving.....

http://www.subkultures.net/Enamon?page=4

He even gets a jump on the spirit of Christmas by giving his pet a gift, of sorts.
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Post by Blenderhead » Sun Nov 23, 2003 1:03 am

you know, If I EYE I said I was going to leave the scene here, not once, but TWICE, I wouldn't be posting shit.

I care, but I have nothing but contempt for drama kings.
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Post by Kinetic II » Sun Nov 23, 2003 1:13 am

Sorry...testing in progress....
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Post by Blenderhead » Sun Nov 23, 2003 1:17 am

Kinetic II wrote:Sorry...testing in progress....
no. seriously, no. you shit, now wipe your ass and get off the pot.

edited to correct abominable spelling errors.
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Post by Angry Butterfly » Sun Nov 23, 2003 3:01 pm

I'm fucking cold. the heater in my apartment wont work. the pilot light wont light. I'm so fucking cold.
I took the road less traveled, and now I would like to go back and find the paved one.
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Post by alice » Sun Nov 23, 2003 5:02 pm

i'm fucking cold, too.

when you suffer in paradise, it's still a fuck lot warmer.
bitch all you want - it won't change nothin.
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Post by drowned_saved » Mon Nov 24, 2003 1:05 pm

a short poem written after having re-read my own posts to the board today:

FUCK ME.
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Post by drowned_saved » Mon Nov 24, 2003 1:19 pm

more poetry.

on allowing myself to enter into dialogue with de factor:
FUCK ME

on trying lamely to imitate the genius and wit of don muerto:
FUCK ME

on wasting the entire morning on the e-playa after resolving to buckle down and finish the projects that i've allowed to loom over me for ages (and telling my wife over the weekend that monday, i.e., today, was the beginning of a "new chapter" for me):
FUCK ME.
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Post by Don Muerto » Mon Nov 24, 2003 4:40 pm

I think you might be way too fucking hard on yourself today.
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Post by ramen » Tue Nov 25, 2003 5:33 pm

Brakes go all the way to floor - fuck!

Excommunicated from the church with extreme unction - fuck!!

Probiotics gives me the trots - fuck! (should have gone semi-pro)!!!

Found a backup copy of my files on a disk that I thought was dead - yippee!

After 12 years of relationship bliss, my legal and socially-sanctioned fuck has finally gotten access to the checking account - fuck!!!!!

Every yahoo in the world, including me, is out driving around today doing their pre-Thanksgiving shop-n-bop - fuck!!!!!!

Haven't gotten any lately - fuck!!!!!!
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Post by Lydia Love » Thu Nov 27, 2003 9:43 am

Happy Fuck!ing Thanksgiving y'all!
It's all about the squirrels.
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Post by drowned_saved » Thu Nov 27, 2003 9:45 am

fucking giblets...
do they really have to include that stuff in there?
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Post by paps » Thu Nov 27, 2003 10:26 am

fucking giblets indeed!
would be better if they put a vodka gimlet in there
one of those little canned drinks?

also, why do cornish game hens always come with "parts missing" printed on the bag? do they know in advance that someone on the prep-line at the slaughterhouse will invariably get a bit, um, fucking rough with every single bird? or is it an ordinary fucking thing that is just plain going to happen to the little darlings due to their petitudinosity? or (my theory), is it because people WANT cornish game hens to have parts missing? part of the charm.... sort of like guys/girls that are into amputee sex (stump-jumper, stump humper, whatever the fuck it is called.)
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Post by Angry Butterfly » Thu Nov 27, 2003 1:04 pm

someone is fucking making too much fucking noise in my fucking apartment building. THis Morning someone was fucking screaming in fucking hindi, and then someone was fucking pounding something, and yesterday, while I was trying to fucking concentrate, someone was using a fucking leaf blower. I am going to find every one of those fucking things and put sugar in thier gas tanks.
I took the road less traveled, and now I would like to go back and find the paved one.
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Post by Badger » Thu Nov 27, 2003 6:13 pm

I am going to find every one of those fucking things and put sugar in thier gas tanks.
Hell, get your own leaf blower. Take a cereal box and form a fitting so that it attaches on the end of the blower nozzle. Make sure that there are no leaks. Fill the blower nozzle with baby powder, baking soda, shaving cream, whatever. Flatten other end of cereal box just so that it fits under the crack of the neighbors door - at 4am.

Cut blower on.

Run like hell.

And remember, revenge is a dish best left to Badger to cook for you.
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Post by Zona » Thu Nov 27, 2003 7:20 pm

Badger,
What the hell are you doing on here? Look at the date...you should be....
Wait, I'm here too. LOL!
Laika and me went on a ride.
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Post by tzimisce1313 » Fri Nov 28, 2003 1:45 am

fucking turkey coma.
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Post by Badger » Fri Nov 28, 2003 10:51 am

What the hell are you doing on here?
A most fucked holiday. Stayed home and pretty much did nothing other than stand by the phone because I'm on call for the duration of long the holiday weekend.
Desert dogs drink deep.
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Post by thoughtsurfer » Fri Nov 28, 2003 3:30 pm

Super FUCKING Fuck!!!!
The FUCKING DAY after!
Fucking work
with fucking shoppers
clogging up every ribbon of highway...
Wish I had a fucking day or two off...
Hope I can make it through this fucking
weekend!

I need some fucking unexpected surprises to lift my fucking spirits!
(Or I'd settle for some unexpected spirits to surpise me!)
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Post by Badger » Fri Nov 28, 2003 7:17 pm

On the Positive Side:

It *is* But Nothing Day.
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Post by thoughtsurfer » Sat Nov 29, 2003 10:21 am

"But Nothing" ???? :lol:
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