2007: Sausage is the new Bacon!

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Sausage?

I love Sausage! It's way better than Bacon!
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I love Sausage! It's way better than Bacon!
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2%
There are days I would cut off my pinky finger for some sausage
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There are days I would cut off my pinky finger for some sausage
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Um that's my pinky finger in your sausage.... can I have a bite?
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Um that's my pinky finger in your sausage.... can I have a bite?
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I have a big sausage just for you!
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I have a big sausage just for you!
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15%
Sausage... yum!
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8%
Sausage... yum!
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8%
WHAT THE FUCK IS BACON?!?!?!
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WHAT THE FUCK IS BACON?!?!?!
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Sausage IS the new Bacon.
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Sausage IS the new Bacon.
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I'm a Veganazi and I still love Sausage!
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I'm a Veganazi and I still love Sausage!
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Post by BAS » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:54 pm

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(maybe I should have stopped at one glass of wine with supper....)


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Post by diane o'thirst » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:52 pm

I'm sorry, but according to the poll, 15 out of 20 voted for Sausage in one way or another.

Wanna prove Bacon is better? Marshall and mobilize your forces, get out the vote and show me the money, amigo. Until then, I'm a Sausage-Wolf. Less pan drippins to deal with in the heat for a week.
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Post by Finnegan » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:07 pm

Are not "drippings", flammable? I don't see the problem.
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Post by Fex » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:09 pm

I'm sorry, but according to the "poll", every single "choice" offered on the "poll" is either a vote for sausage, a slam against bacon, or some whimsical non-sequitur touting the wonders of sausage. Of course there's no votes for bacon because it's not one of the choices. Those of us who prefer bacon can't vote because we're not given the choice.

It's not a "poll", it's a sausage advert. Concealed-mystery-meat propaganda. Florida-electioneered meat-bias monopolizing.

Pass the bacon, please.
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Post by Toolmaker » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:46 pm

I can make my sausage taste like bacon.
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Post by CapSmashy » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:11 am

But you can not make your bacon taste of sausages.

Bacon is always and will always be just bacon. As always, just a thin slice of salty pork back meat, lying there in a slab. Nothing creative or fulfilling...just bacon...fried, baked, microwaved or fired in a kiln...still just bacon.

Still always tasting like bacon.

But sausage. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... tasty sausages. Tasty sausages stuffed full with all your favorite ingredients in a wonderful happy mixture that explodes with amazing flavors and spawns fond memories of running hand in hand, naked, with a beautiful person on a beach in the South Pacific.
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Post by Fex » Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:57 pm

CapSmashy wrote: Bacon is always and will always be just bacon. As always, just a thin slice of salty pork back meat, lying there in a slab. Nothing creative or fulfilling...just bacon...fried, baked, microwaved or fired in a kiln...still just bacon.

Still always tasting like bacon.
Ooooooh, stop, you're giving me shivers!

Simplicity... purity... perfection unchanging.

Dammit, now I'm hungry.

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Post by lapeer20m » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:52 pm

I ate bacon last year on the playa during a dust storm while swimming in the jacuzzi with a hot girl. i don't think life gets any better than that!
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Post by BAS » Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:44 pm

I ate bacon last year on the playa during a dust storm while swimming in the jacuzzi with a hot girl. i don't think life gets any better than that!
AMEN! Bacon is so perfect as it is, that the only way to improve upon it is by adding a jacuzzi and a hot member of the preferred sex!

Case Closed!


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Soy bacon.

Post by axolotl » Sat Mar 10, 2007 12:02 am

Organic soy bacon.
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Re: 2007: Sausage is the new Bacon!

Post by parsleygurl » Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:23 pm

I'm a Noob. I have a loaded, EXPLOSIVE, question......When/who invented the bacon-wrapped sausage? I ask because there's this guy from Lee's Summit, MO who claims to have created it,
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Re: 2007: Sausage is the new Bacon!

Post by ygmir » Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:27 pm

parsleygurl wrote:I'm a Noob. I have a loaded, EXPLOSIVE, question......When/who invented the bacon-wrapped sausage? I ask because there's this guy from Lee's Summit, MO who claims to have created it,
you might want to post this question in the "ancient lonely Sus scrofa domesticus chat room"
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Post by junglesmacks » Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:30 pm

WANT.

BAS wrote:BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE!
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Post by ygmir » Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:38 pm

junglesmacks wrote:WANT.

BAS wrote:BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE! BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE!

they may have animal husbandry classes you could take at a J.C. near you there J.S.
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Re: 2007: Sausage is the new Bacon!

Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:51 pm

Parsleygurl
you might want to go to the top of the forum and introduce yourself. Start a new thread, or use the one at the top of that sub-forum.
Of course, if you're more comfortable with dashing in and out and making comments you're doing fine. Although, this is a seldom used part of the board.
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Post by TT120 » Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:55 pm

Pigs are delicious....Just sayin...
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Re: 2007: Sausage is the new Bacon!

Post by junglesmacks » Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:57 pm

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Re: 2007: Sausage is the new Bacon!

Post by parsleygurl » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:05 pm

Well, I jumped right into the topic I wanting to discuss......or did I not see my subject in all caps typed over & over again?
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Re: 2007: Sausage is the new Bacon!

Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:06 pm

Then you're fine, and js eats pig anus.
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Re: 2007: Sausage is the new Bacon!

Post by junglesmacks » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:13 pm

With ketchup and mustard!

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Re: 2007: Sausage is the new Bacon!

Post by parsleygurl » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:22 pm

My question was.....When/who invented the bacon-wrapped sausage? I ask because there's this guy from Lee's Summit, MO who claims to have created it in 2008. I'm pretty sure it was around long before that
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Post by junglesmacks » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:24 pm

How do we know you're not gonna try and sell us a handbag in your next post?

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Post by Eric » Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:38 pm

parsleygurl wrote:My question was.....When/who invented the bacon-wrapped sausage? I ask because there's this guy from Lee's Summit, MO who claims to have created it in 2008. I'm pretty sure it was around long before that
Geez, have you thought of trying, oh, I don't know... Google, instead of a 5-year dormant thread on a Burning Man board?
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Re: 2007: Sausage is the new Bacon!

Post by parsleygurl » Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:49 pm

NOOOOOOOOO Never thought of that! DOH You mean the people from the dormant thread might never had made such a thing and only posted about and my going to the source is just a phishing expedition so I can sell you <cough> (sexist) handbags?
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:25 pm

Can I have a racyist handbag instead?
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Re: 2007: Sausage is the new Bacon!

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