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Post by Bin Noddin » Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:51 am

deploying lead undergarments . . .
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Post by BigCock » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:05 am

Ready.

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Post by Lassen Forge » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:13 am

Preparing for Brass Bra Deployment... IN SPACE!



We still have any Makers kicking around??

bb

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Post by MozyBonz » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:29 am

Visualizing Sue in a brass bra in space!

Mozy steps behind the bar to hide his growing admiration for her.


Makers did you say Sue?

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Post by joel the ornery » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:43 am

what's up mr bonz?

within 48 hours, i will be on VACATION.

drink up!

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Post by MozyBonz » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:54 am

what's up



So.......the big conversation ????????????????


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Post by joel the ornery » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:57 am

the big conversation?

i don't think it has happened, if we are thinking of the same one.

i had a couple of liasons this weekend, one more promising than the other.

why are republican women SO uptight?

anyway, friday was fun, saturday was okay.

not sure when the conversation is going to happen, it could be happening today. i'll let you know, when i know.

thanks for the beer, too.

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Post by MozyBonz » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:00 pm

Big smile
thanks for the beer

Any time

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Post by Lassen Forge » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:02 pm

Thanks for the Makers,. Mozy!!! ***SMOOCH*** (WHY is the bar tilting like that??... hmm...)

My Brass Bra Spacesuit picture got axed... it was a good one. Dammmm...

Back to the shop.

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Post by PurpleKoosh » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:19 pm

MozyBonz wrote:Mozy steps behind the bar to hide his growing admiration for her.
Is that what they're calling it these days? ;-)
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Post by MozyBonz » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:22 pm

***SMOOCH*** ***SMOOCH***

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Post by MozyBonz » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:29 pm

Mozy looks over at BigCock all rapped in foil. Not yet BC have a drink

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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:35 pm

MozyBonz wrote:Mozy looks over at BigCock all rapped in foil.
this isn't a roasting thing, is it?
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Post by PurpleKoosh » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:37 pm

Yay for purplesmooches!
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Post by MozyBonz » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:40 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:Mozy looks over at BigCock all rapped in foil.
this isn't a roasting thing, is it?

Oooo hadn’t thought of that........ that could be the end result with just a foil shield.


~~Wraps fishy’s bowl with proper see though shielding~~

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Post by MozyBonz » Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:05 pm

What’s that over head is it a plane a bird no it’s Supper Dork flying to the SPAMMONIA - nitrogen and hydrogen based gas; emitting a pungent, Spam-like stench
He is going to need some SPAMMUNITION - bullets, gunpowder, grenades and such other materials in which to make SpamBombs.

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Post by BAS » Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:46 pm

Anybody got a pineapple, some honey and a blender? I found the following recipe:

Pineapple Cocktail #2
Ingredients:

* 1 small Pineapple
* 2 oz Vodka
* 2 tblsp Honey

Mixing instructions:

Get a small pineapple, wash it, cut the top. Using a knife get some of the pulp of the pineapple. In a blender mix the pulp, vodka (best if it is left in the freezer), some ice and the honey. Pour the drink inside the pineapple again (without the ice) and put the top back again, do a small hole in the top and serve with a straw.
Creator/contributor's comments:

One of those little umbrellas for decoration is optional. I'ts better do do about five or six at the same time..


(Better make it five or six pineapples... :D )


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Do things that have never been done."
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Post by mojo » Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:52 pm

*helmet wih rabbit under it hops in, takes box from top of bar, hops out the back door*

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Post by MozyBonz » Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:55 pm

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Post by PurpleKoosh » Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:25 pm

*grabs pineapple*

*pulls pin*

*gets blasted* :twisted:
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:34 pm

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The Lady with a Lamprey

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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:56 pm

BAS wrote:Anybody got a pineapple, some honey and a blender? I found the following recipe:
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Hit me up on Thursday....... I'll be on the Big Island!....Whoot!
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Post by pinemom » Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:25 pm

Howdy ever bodies!
a drink...?
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Post by BAS » Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:44 pm

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Oh! COOL! One of these is even better than the directions led me to believe! :D :D :D :D

(grabs one, puts on the edge of the bar, sticks mouth right under spigot and proceeds to 'fill up' on the drink.)


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Post by BAS » Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:47 pm

thisisthatwhichis wrote:
BAS wrote:Anybody got a pineapple, some honey and a blender? I found the following recipe:
B.[/color]
Hit me up on Thursday....... I'll be on the Big Island!....Whoot!
glub, garggle, glip.

(swallows and turns off pineapple's spigot)

ahem. Better still, TAKE ME WITH YOU!
:D

Anyway, we should be ready for another round by then.

Enjoy your trip!


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Do things that have never been done."
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Post by pinemom » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:53 am

sh*t, I already got Velvetina in my over head take on bag...she's just gonna sit in there next to my camera till we leave......
har har har
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Post by Box Burner » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:03 am

Better give her something to do... 'else you will have a lot of great pichtures of the inside of your overhead bag. :shock:
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- Σωκράτης

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:02 pm

.....(wraps juke box in aluminum foil, gives it a kick)

http://dreroc.com/sounds/jungle/Pendulu ... 3-2005.mp3



....(moves over to radio, wraps it in foil, turns it on to test...)



"*"

Oh yeah.

http://dreroc.com/sounds/Portishead/por ... part_1.mp3

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Post by BAS » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:51 pm

Box Burner wrote:Better give her something to do... 'else you will have a lot of great pichtures of the inside of your overhead bag. :shock:
Well, if you put me in there with Velvetina... that'll be one heavy carry-on bag! :P (Hm. Probably still get a lot of pictures of the inside of the bag, if all the numbers my cell phone tries to call while I have it in my pocket are any indication! :? )


Well, bring us back some pineapples, then! :D


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Do things that have never been done."
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Post by MozyBonz » Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:50 pm

Hangs a picture on the wall


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Sabkha Haunting
Along the sky I spy a ship
As she sets out to sabkha
She spreads her sails and sniffs to breeze
And slips away from me.
I watch her fading image shrink,
As she moves on and on,
Until at last she’s but a speck,
Then someone says, “She’s gone.â€

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