Gifts that say; It would be difficult to care less.

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Gifts that say; It would be difficult to care less.

Postby aforceforgood » Wed Dec 03, 2003 1:42 pm

I'm resurrecting this thread because the last one was so funny, I saved it and just now sent copies to family and friends. Hopefully that will result in less-sucky gifts this year, or at least maybe I won't have to deal with any gift certificates... I mean, really, why not just give me some similarly easy to spend currency like rupees or bhat?

Here's the original if you need a good laugh;

http://oldbbs.burningman.com/index.cgi? ... iebafu9gAv^16@.eedf86b/0

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Postby stuart » Wed Dec 03, 2003 3:34 pm

how about a leather bound anthology of posts from one of the new eplaya's most ubiquitous members?

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Postby joel the ornery » Wed Dec 03, 2003 3:38 pm

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Postby TestesInSac » Wed Dec 03, 2003 3:46 pm

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Postby aforceforgood » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:19 pm

One of Random house's less successful Coffee-table Pictorials;

Anna Nicole Smith - The Big Years

Other possible titles for the same book;

Bimbo Redux

Livin la vida gordo

The Incredible Hulk

The Fattening

I will eat you if you don't buy my book
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Postby aforceforgood » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:24 pm

used underarm deodorant

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Postby aforceforgood » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:25 pm

grandma panties

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Postby aforceforgood » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:30 pm

a troll doll - unless you live in a trailer and collect them, then it's thoughtful.

I guess.

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Postby aforceforgood » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:31 pm

Radically customized pintos calendar

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Postby Kinetic II » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:32 pm

aforceforgood wrote:a troll doll - unless you live in a trailer and collect them, then it's thoughtful.

I guess.


If you want the real thing we have tons of 'em, right here on the eplaya. Coming out of the woodwork like roaches. Help yourself to all the troll you want. We got 'em in several sizes, all have ultra low levels of intelligence, and all are guaranteed to eat up tons of bandwidth and server space.

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Postby aforceforgood » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:38 pm

The Acne Calendar

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Postby aforceforgood » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:38 pm

any calendar

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Postby Patience » Fri Dec 05, 2003 11:22 am

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A semicolon when a colon would do.

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Postby Raheer » Sun Dec 14, 2003 1:33 am

precipitate wrote:A semicolon when a colon would do.


A semicolon where your colon used to be.

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Postby aforceforgood » Sun Dec 14, 2003 4:07 am

A coupon for half off rental of the porno; "Herpe the love bug" in special collectible "bumpy" case

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Postby aforceforgood » Mon Dec 15, 2003 11:48 am

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