The Bar

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:32 pm

some trim fo da brothas, nome sayin? gettin jiggy widit.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:45 pm

Heya BC!!... Joel!!!...

BTW... I heard there were some hot looking Chicks/Hens by MB's pool!!!!!!!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:24 pm

...this mixing photo chemicals in water that is too warm is a pain, well not the mixing, but I have to refridgerate the stuff so my development times aren't in nano seconds, shit...I hope I am awake when I need a drinkie in the middle of the night...

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:43 pm

some chicks should keep their clothes on.

wussup titwi?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:01 pm

http://205.188.215.228:8014/listen.pls

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:21 pm

**WHOMPFH!!!**
(Falls from above)

Ohhhâ€¦

(stands up and shakes off the dust)

Whatâ€™s on tap tonight? (dreams of a TITWI homebrew)

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:27 pm

Huh? Wat the fucâ€¦ hey where is my utility belt ...hey where are my Pants and why do I have on these oven Mitts?

Ooooooo Beats *starts to dance*

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:31 pm

slides TITWI homebrew down the bar~~~~~~~stops next to LeChatNoir

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:45 pm

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LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:47 pm

MozyBonz wrote:slides TITWI homebrew down the bar~~~~~~~stops next to LeChatNoir

(puts paws in the air... starts to dance)

Oh yeah...

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:48 pm

slips out back door

Boy I can sure clear a room

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:37 am

[slips in from the back]

hallloooo...

hmm - empty....

[looks about and sets to straightening up, righting chairs, wiping tables, dusting shelves, seeing ghosts of memories, noticing new additions...]

joel the ornery wrote:
BigCock wrote:choose fertilized eggs to give the roosters some action, yo.
word, my brother!

what - ? who needs to get laid ???

*giggle*

[fixes up a picher of mojitos with fresh mint from the yard - puts some sublime on the juke...dances...]

yee-ah.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:21 am

(Crawls up from the Bunker...)

Helloooo... anyone here?

(Sees the lovely Tish, in her el-wire dancing gig, curled up on the comfy-chair in the corner by the fireplace. Pulls a blanket over her, throws a few more logs on the fire, and walks back to the bar...)

Wow! Mojitos! Just the thing for this sore throat!

(Turns on XM, tunes in some soft bluegrass, and starts polishing the wood and mirrors and refilling the lanterns while sipping the Mojo...)

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:28 am

Man, the place looks all clean and shiny this morning. Starts to hum . . . "who been here while I've been gone, left me here to sing this song . . . hmmmm mmmmm hm mm hmmmmm hemmm hmmm . . ."
Refills pretzel and peanut bowls

tiptoes back out.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:01 pm

...it's just an illusion...

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:18 pm

Uhm, sorry Sue. SOFT bluegrass?

Jumbo shrimp?

Banjos CANNOT = soft.

Three-fingers o Jack, please. And float some earplugs in it!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:23 pm

* Zule sneaks in hoping Master jellyfish doesnâ€™t see heâ€™s left his work station*

Hey Jewel!
How you doing how about a beer or something?

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:56 pm

I'm reading, I'm reading...........

ok, drink please. but not beer, unless it's TITWI's homebrew, of course.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:13 pm

...all I have is Bombay Sapphire, Vermouth and jalapeno stuffed olives...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:14 pm

As a matter of fact I do happen to have a couple of TITWIâ€™s home brewed Iâ€™ve had stashed in back and I have a taste for one tonight.
* opens both beers and sets one in front of Jewel *

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:23 pm

thanks Zule..........and i'll take a couple olives if you're up for sharing Heli.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:48 pm

...amazing how very dry martinis, some Faith Hill and Springsteen, and 104 degree heat kinda kills the pain...

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:07 pm

**mixes drink for him self**

Dirty Vodka Martini
3 oz vodka
1 oz dry vermouth
1/2 oz olive brine
Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with cracked ice. Shake well. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass, garnish with an olive, and serve.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:13 pm

2 Hidden~~~ Bombay Sapphire, Vermouth and jalapeno stuffed olives?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:36 am

Always up for a 'tini. Hold the vermouth and olive.

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:49 am

The earplugs would be mine, then?

You're too kind.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:58 am

I think they melted in your sour mash.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:11 pm

Get headphones.
They're better than earplugs anyway.

In-A Gadda-Da-Vida honey
In-A Gadda-Da-Vida Baby

Yeah!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:16 pm

I hear that.

Say, I'm thinking of staging a little event here in the bar to commemorate my entry into the 2000-post club. For those of you who have put up with my poultricious dribble this whole time, here is your chance to give some back. GET COCKY. That's right, I challenge each of you to say or do something especially cocky. If anyone really gets into it, we can have a cockfight in the thunderdome. Bring it on!

I rounded up some cheerleaders for inspiration.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:19 pm

Wow! The whole hen house on Harley's. Cool!