questions w/ questions (question game)

help · Post by **help** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:17 am

...assuming there to be enough marklar to go around, and KNOWING Jagermeifter to be the answer to life, the universe, and everything: does anyone have that recipe for pan-seared garlic marklar in a raspberry-cream Jagermeifter reduction?

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:26 am

No, but when you get the recipe can you forward me a copy?

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:35 pm

Do I look like Julia Child?

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:23 pm

Isnt julia Child like a hundred and fifty now?

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 4:01 pm

Isn't she dead?

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:28 pm

didn't she move to marklar?

GREENPENIS · Post by **GREENPENIS** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:54 pm

do they use butter in marklar ?

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:13 pm

do they put on toast?

GREENPENIS · Post by **GREENPENIS** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:28 pm

Since toast always lands butter side down when you drop it, and cats always land on thier feet, what happens if you attach a piece of toast to a cat's back, butter-side up ??

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:18 pm

Will the world ever know?

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:56 pm

The cat would explode dont you think?

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:21 pm

shall we give it a try?

help · Post by **help** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:16 am

...with soooo many cats, why not?

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:36 am

can we use yours?

help · Post by **help** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:47 am

Sure, but, how did you know I had toast?

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:01 am

who doesn't?

help · Post by **help** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:16 am

Good god, does everyone know I have toast?

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:10 am

of course everyone knows you have toast! but more importantly... do you have cats to strap your toast to butter-side-up?

duke of weimar · Post by **duke of weimar** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:36 am

wouldn't it be easier to strap the kitty to the toast?

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:43 am

isn't it the same thing?

duke of weimar · Post by **duke of weimar** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:50 am

i think it's a power struggle - between kitty and toast - don't you?

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:55 am

my bets on toast. who do you think will win?

duke of weimar · Post by **duke of weimar** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:58 am

toast is my man !! how can we give him the advantage?

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:00 am

could we get the kitty drunk first?

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:16 am

Wouldn't it be easier to affix the toast to the cat with rubber cement?

Couldn't we just kind of slap it on and give the cat a flip?

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:21 am

wasn't the original goal to land both cat and toast butterside up? should we just eat the toast while we watch the drunk cat?

Post by **mdmf007** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:44 am

What if two cats were tied together back to back?

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:48 am

Who'd treat your scratches?

duke of weimar · Post by **duke of weimar** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:04 am

would the cat eat the toast on the way down?

help · Post by **help** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:15 am

If we toss the buttered-toast-strapped-cat UP, what hits the ceiling?