Best "Uggs" in the desert !?

rosanajenson · Post by **rosanajenson** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:27 pm

Does anyone remember the DJ at Root Society either Thursday or Friday night who shouted that we had the best "uggs" in the desert

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:01 pm

Yeah, I was there, but I thought he said
we have the best "rugs" in the desert.
I looked down.
I saw that I was standing on a huge piece of shag.
I started dancing in jubilation over my newfound rug !!
Weeeeeeeee......
RUGS RULE !!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:05 pm

I heard rugs and looked at all the toupees.

saintfuktad · Post by **saintfuktad** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:17 pm

I heard "rugs" and began looking at women's crotches.

And by "began" I mean continued, but with newfound purpose.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:46 pm

Then the "Merkin Dream" will be right up your alley.

Post by **mdmf007** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:18 am

I thought he said Jugs

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:06 pm

Unclaimed auditory hallucinations: mugs, thugs, bugs, fugs, pugs.

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:18 pm

I thought it was nugs.

rosanajenson · Post by **rosanajenson** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:22 pm

well .. whatever the Uggs/rugs/nugs were...
we all knew what he was trying to say
:D

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:10 am

it was drugs....i was camped with them..... i know the chemist, we bought the battery acid and sine-aid together at costco.

we were cooking them up in the private porta potties....thats why one of them blew up on wed. night....

so we had to resort to Gubbermint Crank, and THANK GOD we are ALL A.D.D
and had plenty of adderall on hand.

we crushed it up and put it in the tang.....just like astronauts.

my god, we were FOCUSSED, and DRIVEN......

ok, except for the occasional minor psychotic break with reality, and the emotional lability, and the teeth slowly rotting out, it's not a bad ride....

UNTIL YOU CRASH.

and then have sex like that james spader movie....

i told you we have short attention spans.

LETS GO SWIMMING!

Post by **AntiM** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:52 am

Simon of the Playa wrote: and then have sex like that james spader movie....

Stargate?

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:42 pm

Sex, Uggs & Videotape?

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:47 pm

The good, the bad, the uggs.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:42 pm

c....a...n...n...ot r...e.s....is.....t pu...nnn...

LESLIE UGGums will be there.....