Take It To Zsu Zsu

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:02 am

don t you mean it smells like "coral" no.5/¿

BobNoxious · Post by **BobNoxious** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:18 pm

oui oui zee zsuzsu poopoo do do smell like Chanell nombre 2- 2.

Jelly,
I already told you that the american dream is to vacation in Paris, that is where we will be. Me and my precious ZSUZSU Sipping Champagne and dining on truffles. Like the royalty we are. Have fun in the dirt, hippie pigs.
-B.Noxious

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:26 pm

And who do you think digs up those precious truffles from the dirt but hippie pigs?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:53 pm

We're starting to train the voice recognition software that will make Zsu Zsu interact with you on the playa. So tell me, if you walked up to a heart shaped trailer with a supposed drama queen locked inside and a sign pointing at a baguette of bread (microphone) that said "Talk to Zsu Zsu", what would you say to her?

If you offer us your brief comments and quotes here, she may have a response ready for you at Burning Man 2008 when you say it in person.

Zsu Zsu has stopped crying without telling you why and will listen as long as you do not bore her.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 5:29 pm

"Get over yourself, you fucking bitch."

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:03 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:So tell me, if you walked up to a heart shaped trailer...

those on strike wont let me cross the Maginot Line.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:00 am

Thanks to Mangoes over on Tribe for this one. It's tres magnifique!

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BobNoxious · Post by **BobNoxious** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:50 am

Bonjour ZsuZsu,
Nos chemins se sont enfin croise's.
It is me your one true love.
How long it has been without you.
Come out petit one.
Pouvez-vous Zsu Zsu
Je t'aime a' la foile
My little object of art, I have come to collect you.

-At this point I fully expect to be insulted, ignored or worse, to which I respond-

C'est ca l'amour!

-then I burst into song-

Babee face, My little babee face,
ther's not another one could take your place!

Pouvez-vous ZsuZsu
Pouvez-vous
come out of your trailair.

Adieu ZsuZsu, I must go duel zee hippies now.
Au revoir pigeon
sweeting is such part sorrow.
D'amour

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:36 pm

Zsu Zsu opens her door a crack, sees Bob's new avatar, then slams the door and starts weeping. When he asks her why she starts throwing dishes.

BobNoxious · Post by **BobNoxious** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 9:03 pm

Voila ZsuZsu
How impetuos can you get?
Shouldn't we be introduced first.
This is my first affair.
I am shy... but intrigued..

-Zee Noxious one

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:53 am

In the understanding that Zsu Zsu belongs to all of us, anybody up for a small art project of your own on the playa? Submitted for your approval:

Adopt a porta-potty at Burning Man 2008 and put a sign on it that reads something like "Zsu Zsu's Pitty Pot"

Decorate the inside and out with pinks and reds in a style that is all your own. Post Zsu Zsu quotes and a chalkboard for their own words, stock with luxuries. Sound fun? Together, we could watch participant's reactions as they stumbled out laughing and smelling of perfume, oui? Get ready for some long lines.

Thanks to Titwi and Major Mallet for inspirations on this idea that would help to infect the language and spread the "meme" of Zsu Zsu throughout Black Rock City.

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:26 pm

In a manner like so:?
Saw these at Coachella in 2006.

only disgustingly pink with a giant black beret?

Hot pink shag carpet, tiny 1" mirrors embedded randomly in the carpet, pink ostrich feathers over the opening, sprayed constantly with:
http://usa.loccitane.com/FO/Catalog/Pro ... _Fragrance
with a video playing Marcel Marceau clips and Edith Piaf singing.

Would the genuine French burners be offended by too many stereotypes in one place?

Z Spy · Post by **Z Spy** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:02 pm

I'm in (or am I out) LOL, Oui Oui!!!! There is nothing like a fabulous playa porta-potty experience or pitty-pot experience

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:32 pm

Oh Crap!... an occasional flushing sound for those that spend too much time powdering up..........

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:08 pm

Mereth, thanks for your input. If we don't offend some people regardless of reason, we are not being bold enough. Let's take it all the way out, ratchet it back a tick, and sail on 'till morning!

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:09 am

Well in that case, let's get Zsu Zsu's Loo-loo over the moon!

lothos 1162 · Post by **lothos 1162** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:13 pm

Alright French lady,since you already have another suitor(Bob Noxious),I'll spend my time wooing another lovely lass who will appreciate a nice desert date.Lothos

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:18 pm

Zsu Zsu wiggles her perfect ass so slightly, it could be called merely a "wig". Her lovely French bob tosses over a white shoulder as she glances back to confirm that indeed, Lothos cannot take his eyes off of her.

Bob, take that exhaust pipe out of your mouth, Zsu Zsu's suiters would dip below 40,000 if she loses you!

Here's the latest installation layouts including both of you guys waving your offerings to her:

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:06 pm

Kiwi's! Peace Keepers! Burner Hostel Fodder!
A Call To Arms is At Hand!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:10 pm

Zsu Zsu's wig arrived today. A black French bob that looks so perfectly bitchy beneath her red beret. Even though she's a mannequin, I just want to go and buy her some jewelry that she might throw it back in my face.

lothos 1162 · Post by **lothos 1162** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:48 pm

Well that's a very nice picture os us.Now do I woo Zsu Zsu or turn my attentions towards another.Lothos

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:28 pm

Lothos! You slacker! Both!

lothos 1162 · Post by **lothos 1162** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:18 pm

Hey Crypto,I don't want to get an ugly reputation on playa,wait I already have that.Well I'll just become a Playa Lothario,oh what the hell I'm going to woo as many women as possible.Lothos

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:02 pm

Zsu Zsu says: "Geeft Me!"

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theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:38 pm

I have the feeling that Zsu Zsu is going to end up with Dieter and they will beget the ultimate breed of Eurotrash.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:46 pm

hahahahahah! Deter meets Zsu Zsu! That's a great idea! Tedius, yet banal...

They can both ignore each other with great interest.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:36 pm

The torment that is the love of Zsu Zsu:

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Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:20 pm

Merry Christmas from Feelth, Zsu Zsu's pet ferret!

BobNoxious · Post by **BobNoxious** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 7:08 pm

I am feeling zee pain zis holiday zeazon zat iz ZsuZsu

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 9:02 pm

Zsu Zsu is so sapping the will of the French and the Brits that Germany will end up top nation again...

Take It To Zsu Zsu

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