SPOONER FEED ME!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:45 am

gimme gimme your favorite spoonerisms...

my most recent...

Kurt Shocker, the Shirt Cocker....

ALL PAD? US?...no. Paul Addis....

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:59 am

Ruddfuckers

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:46 pm

California? Phallic. Warn Ya....

help · Post by **help** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:58 pm

Is a "hick whelper" a "wicca helper"?

Blue balls = lubes all.

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:04 pm

Bait a crow?

Bow a crate.

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:33 pm

Anagrams do not equal spoonerisms, people.

"A spoonerism is a play on words in which corresponding consonants, vowels, or morphemes are switched. It is named after the Reverend William Archibald Spooner (1844â€“1930), Warden of New College, Oxford, who was notoriously prone to this tendency.

While spoonerisms are commonly heard as slips of the tongue (sometimes spoonerised as tips of the slung), resulting from unintentionally getting one's words in a tangle, they are considered a form of pun when used purposely as a play on words, as here."

"An anagram (Greek anagramma 'letters written anew', passive participle of ana- 'again' + gramma 'letter') is a type of word play, the result of rearranging the letters of a word or phrase to produce other words, using all the original letters exactly once..."

Just a friendly reminder from the grammar police.

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:18 pm

Sooooo... ruddfuckers instead of Fuddruckers (an actual restaurant here in LA and elsewhere) would be both an anagram and a spoonerism by that technicality, but none of the rest would be technically anagrams or spoonerisms?

But

sang toward the tang of the sword

is still a neat turn of phrase regardless of technicalities, yes? Is it an "honorable mention" spoonerism? I would think so...

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:23 pm

AntiM wrote: Just a friendly reminder from the grammar police.

Great point osi-fer-M..... Speaking of the green theme, Are we serving any carbon brinks in this thread?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:30 pm

Barb On ! Kinks...

oops, no thats not right....damn grandma police.....

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:32 pm

Are we serving any carbon brinks in this thread?

http://www.macarbon.com/store/accessoriesparts-9/
and scroll down.

Carbon Drink Coasters for $125! On sale from $350!
The most expensive drink coasters in the world!
Makes a great christmas gift!

*gag*

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:37 pm

Blow job........Joe Blob.

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:43 pm

Boar's Head Meats
Whore's Bed Meets

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:44 pm

Well, yea, that's easy... Rick Danger...... let's not... Ok......

*all my ranger friends will mill key*.........

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:48 pm

British Broadcorping Castration

(shucking the ditstorm)

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:55 pm

Well if Dork hadn't cleared up the spam, I'd have something constructive to do. All I got now is festering you polk.

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:04 pm

You guys are doing a great job, BTW. I haven't speen ANY sam.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:05 pm

stop it, you're killing me, i'm going to pet my wants....

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:08 pm

If you're going to do that, here's a pygenic had.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:11 pm

OH! Guy fucking Mod....

foo? ton....EEEEEEEEEE!

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:22 pm

OK. Have to hoe Nome gow. Bood guy!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:08 am

Ah....good morning, what a Doody-full Bay....oh wait, they cleaned up the slick, did'nt they....

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:57 am

Yay! 69 posts so far! I'm petting gopular.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:25 pm

NO! GET OUT!

Francis Ford or Sophia?

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:43 pm

Sophia, dahling. It's weird that she went out with Tent in Quarantine-o for a while.

help · Post by **help** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:01 pm

Which is better, "Tickle-Fits:"

bitches wet, or fickle tits?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:19 pm

as she barked orders to her dorky lover to close the blinds....

"NERD!....the PULL!"

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:25 pm

"NERD!....the PULL!"

Purred the null? Huh?

You thost Lee on Matt one.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:33 pm

the nerd replied ...

"bitch!....it's not like you got a THIRD NIPPLE...."

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:45 pm

Just close the blam dines! I'm pateing on nins and weedles!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:22 am

she said....

"is that a package of Mentos in your pocket or are you just sad to glee me..."