Forceful Random People Mixing Squad

TheFunkHole · Post by **TheFunkHole** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:23 am

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Jew Boy · Post by **Jew Boy** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:57 pm

That was so cool.

Hey Simon, you don't like me, do you?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:07 am

i dont know, i havent met you yet.....it is hard to sometimes get the nuances of humour thru the lines, and i myself often get misinterpreted...

but i am definately open to all sarcasm, irony, bitter irony, vitriolic irony, bad puns, and the like, seeing as i am from upstate new york, where irony is a actually a vitamin supplement.

so francis, the answer is, no, i do not not like you....(wow, that was confusing)

do you think i'm cute?

(now THATS irony)

Jew Boy · Post by **Jew Boy** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:24 am

You're like a little puppy to me, Simon. Just try not to pee on the floor so much, okay?

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:53 am

Not just because of my spankin fetish either!

I'm for anything that shakes people up a little and gets them out of their comfort zones!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:49 am

ok, but if youre gonna use paper on the floor, make sure it's the washington TIMES not the POST...

i cant go on the post..

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:22 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:ok, but if youre gonna use paper on the floor, make sure it's the washington TIMES not the POST...

i cant go on the post..

Which one is run by the Moonies?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:56 am

the times....

i have no problem doing my business on it....

i actually sort of enjoy crapping on that piece of crap.

all the news thats shit to print.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:54 pm

They don't call it the Grey Lady for nothing. And I gotta wonder at the conservatives who think it's somehow undermining the country. It couldn't undermine a plate of jello.

Maybe I need to work on my metaphors.

Jew Boy · Post by **Jew Boy** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:19 pm

You can always buy stock in it and vote, right?

DeepSpace · Post by **DeepSpace** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:17 am

Funkhole-
Your original post was/is beautiful!

(Don't let the spectators kill your buzz)
I hope I'm lucky enough to be ...acosted by your people!

World Power Foundation · Post by **World Power Foundation** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:54 pm

So I'd be interested in this concept. Willing participants would be bound and gagged, playfully whipped, sodomized in a safe and respectful manner, then locked into a cage for 24 hours where masturbators could use the sight of their naked shackled bodies for their own amusement.

But how can willful participants signal their interest without seeming too obvious? Simple, they can wear some sort of unique hat. Say... a beige Stetson. So anyone wearing a beige Stetson would be whisked away for a delightful Gulag vacation.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:30 pm

that abu ghirab shit is SO passe...

supercalefradgilisticextraordinary rendition, now THAT's fun stuff...

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:44 pm

...this thread was good for multiple chuckles.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:50 am

Until just now.

Jew Boy · Post by **Jew Boy** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:10 pm

Touch my beige stetson and you will fucking die.

landry · Post by **landry** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:17 pm

funkhole i think the idea is brilliant!! I would be thrilled to be absconded with :twisted:
what if people who were down with getting kidnapped maybe wore a colored ribbon around their arm all week so you could still have the element of surprise (sort of)
Though I really love the idea that I could get kidnapped and dropped off in some random camp without having any prior notice.
someone else said it perfectly "a human blender"
i mean, if you did just try to pick someone up off the playa and they really put up a fuss leave them there. you don't need them. It would be more fun with people who could deal with the chaos factor. I mean for crumbs sake its burning man!

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:35 pm

What if the vehicle had a great big honkin' sign that said "Forceful Random People Mixing Squad" right on the front. (My pirate ship/pick-up truck is already spoken for, sorry.)

Anybody who gets on deserves whatever happens to them. Consent problem solved.

<hilarious reference to popular film or tv-show with which we are all familiar>

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:04 am

Blindfolds, right? Find your way back.

TheFunkHole · Post by **TheFunkHole** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:56 pm

I think this idea is just a big American Dream. It probably won't be fulfilled without appropriate money, desire, planning, hard work, commitment, marketing, advertising, acceptance, massive participation or otherwise physical manifestation from who knows where to brain cells to the playa.

It's looking doubtful.

I was always all bark and no bite.

Would be fun for a laugh or two. "Good for a chuckle"

If someone does it, I'll be there for ya... 100% all week or more. Let me know. *sigh*

Forceful Random People Mixing Squad

I for one think this is a great idea!