Burning Man Mutant Vehicle Pub Crawl

Rat Bastard · Post by **Rat Bastard** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:14 pm

Mozy,
That's exactly what I was talking about. Plot those on a map and you have a very easy to read and locate thingymajig.

I had a shit day. Can BM start tomorrow?

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:36 pm

Rat Bastard wrote: Can BM start tomorrow?

Yes, in your head.....

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:29 pm

I swear I have dreamed about it every night for the past three nights. For me it has been going on in my head and i have a very vivid imagination

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:23 pm

here is a peek using 07 map layout

Be looking for the decoder card to find special secret locations on the crawl

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:18 am

"BTW my small camp is thinking of doing a very small morning bar. Mimosas and Bloody Marys..for all of those folks that have gone all night and want to keep going through the morning."

I sure could have used your camp on Thursday morning of last year!
Good luck with your "Sunrise Saloon" I'm sure I'll be seeing it at some point!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:34 pm

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:07 pm

Mozy,
nice work.
it's cool watching the progression of the project.
fast. makes me wanna drink.

mmm

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:55 pm

thirt33n wrote:Mozy,
nice work.
it's cool watching the progression of the project.
fast. makes me wanna drink.

mmm

thank you

Funny you should say that~~~

Mozy wrote:Be looking for the decoder card to find special secret locations on the crawl

Not everything will be related to Bars....might be a trap

Or maybe some cards don't lead to bars at all.

Maybe some cards lead frat boys to their own party at the trash fence who knows.

now how to get one..... thats the question.

More to come~~~

Mwahahahah~~~

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:12 am

Sweet Mozy!

blueballs · Post by **blueballs** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:02 am

ragabashpup wrote:BTW my small camp is thinking of doing a very small morning bar. Mimosas and Bloody Marys..for all of those folks that have gone all night and want to keep going through the morning.

Bloody Marys? Yay! The Lamplighters Bloody Mary soiree last year was brilliant. The more BM's at the BM the better. I hope that I have the luck and pleasure of finding your camp should you follow through on this idea. I will gladly bring you a bottle of good vodka for your cause! I had also been thinking of doing a random offering of BM's since I love them so very much. I am an artisanal pickle fiend and I save all of my pickle brines for salads and BM's.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:15 pm

I'm lurking this thread...

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:25 pm

"I hope that I have the luck and pleasure of finding your camp should you follow through on this idea. I will gladly bring you a bottle of good vodka for your cause!"

Yeah we have dropped the mimosa idea and are just planning on going ahead with Bloody Marys. Any donations are accepted. My friend and I that are planning this are po girls. I got the single mom thing going and she has the college crap going.
I am not sure where we are going to camp this year since we are such a small itty bitty camp. I am sure though if people figure out there are bloody mary's somewhere after sunrise there will be a migration pattern in our general direction.
Now mind you I am trying to figure out how I am going to be functional enough to do this in the wee small hours of the morning but I am sure I will figure out a way..

Mozy the card looks great by the way. I can't wait to attempt to join the crawl.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:45 am

ragabashpup wrote:"I hope that I have the luck and pleasure of finding your camp should you follow through on this idea. I will gladly bring you a bottle of good vodka for your cause!"

Yeah we have dropped the mimosa idea and are just planning on going ahead with Bloody Marys. Any donations are accepted. My friend and I that are planning this are po girls. I got the single mom thing going and she has the college crap going.
I am not sure where we are going to camp this year since we are such a small itty bitty camp. I am sure though if people figure out there are bloody mary's somewhere after sunrise there will be a migration pattern in our general direction.
Now mind you I am trying to figure out how I am going to be functional enough to do this in the wee small hours of the morning but I am sure I will figure out a way..

Mozy the card looks great by the way. I can't wait to attempt to join the crawl.

Hope to see you too.

Well I can tell you that I will give info on eplaya soon on where you can find the cards. You wont need to find me personally to get one.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:52 am

blueballs · Post by **blueballs** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:50 am

ragabashpup wrote:Yeah we have dropped the mimosa idea and are just planning on going ahead with Bloody Marys. Any donations are accepted. My friend and I that are planning this are po girls. I got the single mom thing going and she has the college crap going.

Perhaps we could join forces on this idea. I know that it is unrealistic for me to do a bar this year, but I would love to do some liquid gifting on the playa ( and I don't mean MOOP ). I was thinking that I could also bring some pickles and brine for the BM's. What do you think?

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:28 am

but I would love to do some liquid gifting on the playa ( and I don't mean MOOP )

/wink

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:33 am

"Perhaps we could join forces on this idea. I know that it is unrealistic for me to do a bar this year, but I would love to do some liquid gifting on the playa ( and I don't mean MOOP ). I was thinking that I could also bring some pickles and brine for the BM's. What do you think?"

If you want to go ahead and PM me we can discuss in more detail. I will give you my email addy. Mmm playa pickles...*drool*

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:22 pm

MozyBonz wrote:

They know you a little to well maybe?

blueballs · Post by **blueballs** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:23 pm

BitterDan wrote:
but I would love to do some liquid gifting on the playa ( and I don't mean MOOP )
/wink

You have me realize that there is a certain liquid that I could gift that might not be considered MOOP by certain parties. Oops! Well, that's okay with me as long as one the Naughty Girl Scouts is involved. ( I'm sorry ladies, but you have shown me that I have a previously unknown fetish. Beat me with a wet noodle if need be! I will buy all of your cookies with my pain! )

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:15 pm

fciron wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:
They know you a little to well maybe?

---------------

Could BE~~

Rat Bastard · Post by **Rat Bastard** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:20 pm

MozyBonz wrote:

The bar...
And the best way to get there...

Still, bring your own fucking water.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:31 am

Fuck the water with a ride like that I'm bringing whisky. you Rat Bastard

OK I'm Looking for a new name for the crawl. this one is to long.

Oh I know just The Crawl. Really I don't know. But I'm starting to script and assemble radio spots today.
So if you want your bar to be listed in the spots. send me info on your bar in a PM (no rush I just have some studio time today mostly scripting).

Bars listed will get crawl cards to hand out for your bar.

this way you meet someone out in open playa "here is a card this is my camp." Oh and there is a crawl also but mostly this is my camp~~would love to have you come by. around it's night look at the Binky lights sound OK?

also if you have a crawl we could send the yahoo/frat/weekender on. I would love to hear them.

Frat BOY~
Hey do you know where the bars with strippers are.

Mean old Mozy~

Well I shouldnâ€™t give you this But If you follow this map it will take you to Zsu Zsuâ€¦â€¦. thenâ€¦â€¦ Whispers to frat boy and hands him a card.

Can you see fifty frat boys standing outside Zsu Zsu.
With instructions they must please her firstâ€¦. in order to get her to tell them where and when the big sex party location is at.

She keeps spitting on me~~your not doing it correctly let me do it~~she just spit on me~~give me the card~~ what did it say to do?~~~

thanks

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:09 am

Purrrrrrrrrrfect MozY!!!!
Zsu Zsu will indeeed be happy to seeth them!

notonmysofa · Post by **notonmysofa** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:10 am

Sounds like a great idea. Keep in mind MV's aren't allowed on some streets unless they're traveling from and to your camp to park it. It's been a few years since I had an art car so not sure what the rules are on that now.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:25 am

MV's aren't allowed on some streets unless they're traveling from and to your camp to park it.

Thank you. I do know this and will incorporate the restrictions into the crawl.

We will wait to See the city map and camp placements before any of this is ready for the crawl route.
.
I am just doing some of the structure work now so I can easily plug in the city map and camp placements info later.

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:11 pm

Make sure to include Moonshine Tavern on the crawl. We're on the 9 oclock plaza.

Intubater69 · Post by **Intubater69** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:37 pm

MozyBonz wrote:Note to self~~make a 24 hour clock that shows
~~it's fucking hot~~
~~it's not as fucking hot~~
~~it's almost fucking night~~
~~it's fucking night wow look at all the blinking lights~~
~~it's almost fucking hot again~~
~~it's fucking hot again~~

did I miss one?

~~it's time to fucking pee but I'm still sleepy~~
~~it's time for a fucking tylenol~~

Rat Bastard · Post by **Rat Bastard** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:06 pm

Whiskey is welcome on the rolling beast. BJs for the driver are too. And to pass the time... there's porn on the ceiling...

And sometimes guys in school girl skirts too.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:33 pm

notonmysofa wrote:Sounds like a great idea. Keep in mind MV's aren't allowed on some streets unless they're traveling from and to your camp to park it. It's been a few years since I had an art car so not sure what the rules are on that now.

That is just for the few that are too big...most do not have this problem.

And once again...just another rule that no one really enforces.

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