The Bar

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:37 pm

Oh yeah say a big fucken A,
We finally got the new leech line put in today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Camping for the last yr on major water reserves has taught us all how to definately be more conscience about wasting water, but hot damn I can shave my legs everyday now if I want!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:23 am

mojo wrote:Good Morning Bar! I had EXCELLENT news yesterday - both of my big strapping sons are coming to Burning Man with me this year!!! Yippeee!!!! This is the first time that their college/theater schedule allows them to come. So if anyone needs any muscle for set - up, piano moving, etc.. let me know!

Yayyy very good news.

pinemom wrote: Oh yeah say a big fucken A,
We finally got the new leech line put in today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cool. I am glad to hear it. Now you are really settling in!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:31 am

Happy birthday ibdave!

Blow them candles out! heheheh

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:57 am

~The rebbi springs in on his high bouncing spring shoes~ <boing><boing><crash>

I'm ok....

hey did somebody say it's ibdave's BD!!!!! that means.......

It's party time break out the Pinatas and the midgets.....

WHOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

the rebbi

Red Sunflower · Post by **Red Sunflower** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:39 pm

happy happy birthday ((((ibdave!)))))))

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:30 pm

Hey everyone,
Thanks for the greetings... Thanks..... BB easy on the fire from them candles, just might set off the smoke detectors....

Mozy, thats a sweet cake...Diet I see..

Now where did I place the AARP applications.....
humm ** looks for my glasses**

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:10 am

oh krap, BB....

He can't build up enough air without blowing the dentures out of his face.

Happy b-day I-B !!....to bring the fire dept you have to call 9-1-1, I said 9-1-1, huh you say ? one more time? that's 9---1---1 !!!

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:47 pm

Happy B-day ibdave.

Red Sunflower · Post by **Red Sunflower** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:49 pm

yawn sunday sucks cuz well that leads to Monday and work.... sigh*

vanessa cardui · Post by **vanessa cardui** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:52 pm

Ibdave, did you get your bday spankin yet? I'll volunteer to help!!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:28 pm

(CLARK shakes the dust and bugs off of the Wireless Aircard) Nothing like a Webrowser Hijacker/Trojan to mess up the program

Had a buddy clean it up. Been daydreaming of the desert alot...less than 5 months...

troyds · Post by **troyds** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:32 pm

Hi guys, hereâ€™s a joke for your bar.

So this lady is walking into a Wal-Mart yelling at her two kids, telling them to get their â€œstupid good for nothing little selves moving.â€

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:33 pm

Red Sunflower wrote:yawn sunday sucks cuz well that leads to Monday and work.... sigh*

Gawd I hope so.

vanessa cardui · Post by **vanessa cardui** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:04 pm

Why doesn't people engage me in conversation about something other than shit?

Hehe ~ That part of your rant made me laugh Robbidobbs! I am acutally off work now and so don't get to play online anymore otherwise I would chat with you about anything butt.. (lol) Ya, and this bar is great too because you can drink as much as you want and there are no calories!!

Stay positive and Good luck with your interview tomorrow!!

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:11 pm

Thank you VC.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:45 pm

~~Lights the magic fire wood under the hot tub for Robbi.~~

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:55 pm

~~pulls a jar out from behind the bar~~

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:13 am

((((((((Bar Peeeeeeps)))))))))

well today is Monday...what to do what to do...well first off its 99.cent day at Savers! first on the list!

tomorrow is the 1st of april, need to start prepping the new and improved bigger and better Garden! Complete with compost bin!

The chickens and ducks are now full time in the chicken coop, so I can get that damn brooder outa my costume workshop!

Need to clean out the BEER closet! ITS TIME to start those wonderful batches!!!!!

So with all that said, I better get my ass in gear....not to be confused with having Gere in your ass btw!

Ya'll have a fantastic Monday.....
Robbi dobbs, it'll come! The perfect job is like waiting for the dentist, your in pain and anguish till you get outa the chair. then all is better!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:34 am

Hey it's my day off. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! my car is in the shop and I am staying home today.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:31 pm

BOO!
WAKE UP EVERYONE!!!!! Their burning the man EARLY'er!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:32 pm

Say What???????

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:47 pm

boo.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:26 pm

(wakes out of a trance with a start)

Huh? What?

Oh Hii Mereth!

Hmmmm... I had a dream that I was talking to leChat and Karine on the phone...

Must be time for a beer.

Lechat you are awesome man!

SonOfUgly · Post by **SonOfUgly** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:55 am

i'll take one to go :arrow:

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:32 am

Bellini's

served in a chilled
Champagne Flute

1 medium ripe, peeled and pureed peach
4 - 6 oz Champagne

Pours peach puree into glass and slowly adds champagne. Stirs gently. Garnish with a peach slice and sets out for the bar.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:49 am

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!

Man ...this is a rough crowd... <<cricket>>

So a Deaf and blind, drop down gorgeous woman, with a horney monkey on her shoulder, walks into a bar...

....gets knocked out cold.

see its still funny, its just all about the props.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:53 am

Hey sexy...

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:57 am

pokes PM in the arm with his finger~~~hey

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:11 am

Hey there ! yourself sexy Boy!

Sorry I'ma farm girl now...hahahahaaaaa
had to go let the ducky's n chicky's outa the hen house, fresh water and scratch...you know all the good things in life!

How goes it MozY?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:21 am

Just fine pinemom you Farm Daisy you~~ I have no April 1 joke it's so hard to pull off on this board these days. I think Dork was the last to pull it off.

Digs in his bag of tricks....nope nothing there.

The Bar

...Anal Probes are best used cold.............

Joke