han solo is a bitch

III · Post by **III** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 11:56 am

he is, you know.

Blenderhead · Post by **Blenderhead** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 12:00 pm

Damn straight.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 12:06 pm

The 'Vault of Whoredom?'

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 12:49 pm

Badger wrote:The 'Vault of Whoredom?'

He should know.

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 1:51 pm

Greedo shot first MY ASS!!!

Farging Lucas

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rodent (putting the eek in geek)

Chai Guy · Post by **Chai Guy** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 2:38 pm

"I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field controls my destiny."
- Han Solo

Take that you hippies!

KellY · Post by **KellY** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 2:46 pm

I just want to know how he lost so many IQ points between the first and third movie...I guess being frozen will do that to you.

Chai Guy · Post by **Chai Guy** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 3:41 pm

I just want to know how he lost so many IQ points between the first and third movie

Ask him yourself:
http://www.allscifi.com/aridor/Iboard.a ... olo&msg=71

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Thu Feb 12, 2004 4:06 am

III wrote:he is, you know.

Should've had Mackenzie Phillips riding shotgun.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Feb 12, 2004 7:59 am

Not sure about being a bitch, but he's a real dumbass...

You shoulda fucked her you idiot! She was right there- she liked the bad boy type- and you can't tell my you didn't know Luke was gay!

Instead, you flew around with your big ass furry pet until someone froze your stupid ass.

Geez.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Feb 12, 2004 11:42 am

of course she wanted it, look at the way she was dressed

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Thu Feb 12, 2004 4:10 pm

What, in a white robe that revealed nothing? You can't count the bikini--Jabba made her wear that thing.

God bless you, Jabba.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Feb 12, 2004 4:22 pm

in the fashion contexts of alderon, she was dressed like a harlot. And for gods sake man, holy wet t-shirt contest when she is thrashing around in the trash compactor. Honey, puh-lease.

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Thu Feb 12, 2004 4:22 pm

The real tell is the patries on her head. Remember how the Cookie Monster went after her?

susie stalker · Post by **susie stalker** » Thu Feb 12, 2004 8:21 pm

Patience wrote:What, in a white robe that revealed nothing? You can't count the bikini--Jabba made her wear that thing.

God bless you, Jabba.

I NEED one of those bikinis!

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Thu Feb 12, 2004 10:55 pm

You may borrow mine. You might have to alter it for a better fit.

Tancorix · Post by **Tancorix** » Thu Feb 12, 2004 11:08 pm

Susie Stalker, your 5 posts when looked at in sequence show a lot of similarity to another poster's writing style on the board. I wonder about that....

susie stalker · Post by **susie stalker** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 6:48 pm

I'm legit I swear. I can be found on Friendster, Tribes, and Orkut.. but who do I sound like? And should I be worried?
(and yes it's my real name!)

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 8:05 pm

susie stalker wrote:I'm legit I swear. I can be found on Friendster, Tribes, and Orkut.. but who do I sound like? And should I be worried?
(and yes it's my real name!)

Sure that's what all the socks say. Up against the wall and spread'um...

"Is that a WofMD in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

Director of Homelike Security
mr smith

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Sat Feb 14, 2004 10:59 am

Just for sh!ts and giggles, here's the "Top 10 Other Things that Han Shot that Didn't Shoot at Him First"

http://www.fecundity.com/pmagnus/greedo.html

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rodent (putting the eek in geek)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:59 am

Hey guys

han solo is a bitch

han solo is a bitch

Re: han solo is a bitch

Sweetheart, You bring out the bitch in me...