Shop at Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet!

decoverite · Post by **decoverite** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:08 pm

Itâ€™s 2008 and the Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet is celebrating 10 years of serving the fine citizens of Black Rock City. So come by 5 oâ€™clock and Dart in Nectar Village and get yourself a soulmate! Whether youâ€™re looking for a long-term companion or a buddy for the day, come by and take part in the completely painless, totally fun sign up process and before you know it youâ€™ll be combing the playa in search of your new counterpart.

Volunteers needed too â€“ we promise an outrageous experience, and our bartenders will make sure you are sufficiently hydrated! Just show up for daily training at 10:30am. Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet -- 5 oâ€™clock and Dart in Nectar Village!

Stickygreen · Post by **Stickygreen** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:56 pm

whats your return policy, is it exchange only ?

decoverite · Post by **decoverite** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:12 pm

All soulmate matches are done using complicated science and math type stuff by our supercomputer in Santa Cruz. As such, they're completely infaliable so we've never bothered to craft a return policy.

Piscean Electron · Post by **Piscean Electron** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:46 pm

10 years... Has it been that long? I wonder how many souls we've matched up. Do stop by, it's a lot of fun!

Lazerhed

decoverite · Post by **decoverite** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:45 pm

1,721,921.5 and counting!