The person below me

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:02 am

true. I've only said it to married women.............

TPBM cracks not only their knuckles, but, every joint they can........

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:33 am

True, till age kicked in...then I have treid to not do it as all those wives tales of arthritis started coming true!

TPBM is going to show up at the party tonight after all!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:06 am

Not bloody likely.

tpbm's childhood pet died in a tragic accident.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:00 am

False, actually when I went off to college my Mom had my dog "put to sleep".

TPBM has a phobia they are embarrassed to admit to having!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:08 am

nuh uh................

TPBM can't decide if they eat snails or oysters (Spartacus, the movie, reference)

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:17 pm

i don't eat either ... gotta go get that movie...

TPMB will drink too much tonight.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:19 pm

No, I have to work tomorrow.

TPBM was a Drum Major/ette in high school band.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:28 pm

does it count to bang a drum.....majorette, in high school?

TPBM can lick their eyebrows.......like I can......

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:57 pm

If I could do that I would have lots of girlfreinds!

TPBM can roll his tongue.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:36 am

her tonge...TRUE!
having had it pierced for awhile helped me teach the muscles new tricks!

TPBM....is going to tell us their wildest costume idea for 2009!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:18 pm

Unknown.

The person below me gets gas from bacon.

betrdanevr · Post by **betrdanevr** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:45 pm

False. But I am now thinking about making a pot of bean soup with a ham bone, and that oughta do the trick!

TPBM just realized there's no cat/dog food in the house and is about to get tripped by their animals unless they forage quickly in the kitchen...

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:02 am

false...but he doesnt like the dog food unless you put YUMMIES in it!

TPBM...doesnt even LIKE bacon!

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:07 am

False. I think I LIKE bacon, but I haven't eaten it in >20 years. I have good memories of its chewiness.

TPBM is looking out the window at a crazy rainstorm.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:27 pm

Nope. Nothing falling from the sky tonight.

The person below me got an awkward gag gift in the past 18 months.

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:19 am

True, fake pirate tattoos and little rubber "clone" mice from an ex-GF.

TPBM can't wait to get home and try out their new deluxe G-Spot vibrator.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:03 am

No, but I do need to go to the drugstore.....

TPMB stayed in bed late this morning, pretending that they were still in Black Rock City.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:51 pm

False, I was up at 3am for some stupid reason?

TPBM...has a secret sexual fantasy involving large clown shoes and a red nose.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:08 pm

pinemom wrote:False, I was up at 3am for some stupid reason?

You were pretending you were still in Black Rock City, you silly woman!

No, clowns are creepy nad not in a good way.

TPBM did something shameful to his/her childhood pet.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:43 pm

True. There was some masturbation involving Tiger the cat's tail at some point.

TPBM is counting down the hours to the weekend.

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:58 pm

three to go !!! yippieeeeee...

TPBM is sexually harassing someone.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:32 pm

grab your ankles and shut up..........

TPBM chews Jello

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:43 pm

true, and i also like to squish it through my teeth.

TPMB has a hot date tonight

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:48 pm

False, and living in a sex museum is not helping either.

TPBM is playing the Obama game.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:09 pm

...ya, ok I did it...cause you posted it!

TPBM....Gave me this head cold! ahhhchoo!

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:01 pm

Sorry about that, although I don't know how it got all the way over there! (Though, in my defense, I had to get rid of it before this norovirus which is going around the dorm I clean gets to me....)

TPBM has to work this weekend!

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:20 pm

i guess nobody had to work ... including me ...

TPMB is planning a trip to a very exotic location.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:03 pm

Nah, exotic shit always happens to and around me. I can never plan that.
I'm in an exotic place I never really expected to be.

TPBM is just now waking up.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:46 am

yeah? I never sleep in anymore..and apparently for good reason...nightmares involving get away Mutant vehical and a morphing baby killing machine attack!

TPBM....is going to share the story of their kindegarten first love.

issimo · Post by **issimo** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:22 am

Wondering...

Why are you so lumpy?