Who are the "Hidden"

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:55 am

And why are the guests so scared to come in?

See what boredom does to you.

If their name flashed suddenly on the screen would they scream?

Would they hide someplace else?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:19 am

Dam it scared them off....
I bet they will be back though.

With their "hidden" buddies probably.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:39 am

they don't want to come out of the corn field...........their secrets are safe there, their food comes to them there.....and, no one can say no.........

MMWWWUUUHHHhuhuhuhuhuhu

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:42 am

ygmir wrote:they don't want to come out of the corn field...........their secrets are safe there, their food comes to them there.....and, no one can say no.........

MMWWWUUUHHHhuhuhuhuhuhu

The CORN is good.
The CORN knows all.

Do it for the CORN.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:43 am

Blessed is the CORN.
For it FERMENTS.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:56 am

all the blonde teenagers nodding heads in unison, and stamping feet, with eyes closed........

All hail Goathead, the oracle........

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:50 am

First there was darkness.
Blessed be the rains.
The fields are tall and green.

Blessed be the Father
CORN

And Brother
BARLEY

Blessed be the HOLY HOPS
For they are bitter.

Anoint them in the sacred water.
Pay tribute to them with the HOLY
YEAST.

And they will teach you
HOW TO DANCE.

And he looked down and LAUGHED.
Fucking white kids dancing need all the help they can get.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 12:46 pm

Yeah
First here are the NIGHT HIDDEN, and GUESTS.....

Why do we have "GUESTS"?

Are there not those who have BURNED.
And those YET to BURN????

Let them REGISTER and SIGN IN.

So they too may receive our gentle blessings.

fuck your day....

I DON"T HEAR YOU......

FUCK YOUR DAY...

YES, OH PRAISE THE BLESSED CORN YES...

LET US PRAISE ALL THAT IS NATURAL.....

The CORN, BARLEY, BROTHER BITTER HOP..
The BLESSED HERB, the SILLY SHROOM....

Where would our fucking HAPPINESS BE.... OH BURNERS
WITHOUT
MOTHER NATURE?

Pulling out soap box...

Dam, this is kind of fun....

Yes the art is IMPRESSIVE.
But just what the HELL is IT that
SETS YOU MIND FREE?

To be SILLY?

To be a CHILD AGAIN?

It sure as hell wasn't ART....

OHHHH, the hidden secret is REVELED...

LMAO this is to much FUN.....

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:05 pm

Well if they weren't scared before, now they are!

Someone might turn on the lights while they're dancing and the world will see how awkward they are.

Or they might bend over to check out that soap box you dropped...

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:54 pm

They should hide, are we not Children of the Corn?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:40 pm

Artemis wrote:Well if they weren't scared before, now they are!

Someone might turn on the lights while they're dancing and the world will see how awkward they are.

Or they might bend over to check out that soap box you dropped...

Go ahead DROP your SOAP....
There are camps that will cheer you.
And you SHOULD BOW and receive their praises.....

ROTFLMAO.........

Fucking CLONE.....

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:44 pm

Sail Man wrote:They should hide, are we not Children of the Corn?

Man if you brew you have to be at least a Child Of the Grain.....

If your not maybe you should fucking hide.....
Let the SELECT FEW, that can hear the grain, talk to them....

Shit, they say your
FUCKED...
Unless you change your ways.....
Follow the YEAST....

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:27 pm

Artemis wrote:Well if they weren't scared before, now they are!

Someone might turn on the lights while they're dancing and the world will see how awkward they are.

Or they might bend over to check out that soap box you dropped...

LMAO

I bet the LDS kids years ago would have really fucked with our VIBE......

FNG's.....
Please stick around to laugh this off, MAYBE...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:45 pm

Who are the hidden?

Aliens who can take over your body.

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Got any hard questions?

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:29 am

SPOILER: Based on MANY years of observation your primary "Hidden" people who use this board are:

1: DVD Burner
2: Badger
3: Me

There are a few others as I've seen it show 5 hidden people in the past.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:56 am

goathead wrote:
Sail Man wrote:They should hide, are we not Children of the Corn?
Man if you brew you have to be at least a Child Of the Grain.....

If your not maybe you should fucking hide.....
Let the SELECT FEW, that can hear the grain, talk to them....

Shit, they say your
FUCKED...
Unless you change your ways.....
Follow the YEAST....

LMAO, goathead, are you the Beast of the Yeast?

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:16 pm

Kinetic V wrote:SPOILER: Based on MANY years of observation your primary "Hidden" people who use this board are:

1: DVD Burner
2: Badger
3: Me

There are a few others as I've seen it show 5 hidden people in the past.

let me clarify this further...

DVD stays on eplaya 24-7 often hidden

Badger makes a post while hidden in the hopes that DVD wont respond to quick.

DVD comes out of hiding and responds to Badgers post.

DVD goes back to hiding.

Badger logs off.

Isotopia logs in hidden.

Isotopia responds to DVDs post.

Isotopia logs off.

Kinetic logs in and says something to the effect of "this shit is getting wayy to old why dont you 2 just fuck like bunny rabbits or shoot each other already".

(editors note: previously Kinetic used to aid and abet DVD but this is no longer the case)

Kinetic logs off.

DVD logs back in and calls Badger an evil racist.

Someone asks DVD when the last time he participated in Burningman.

DVD ignores question and changes the subject.

(editors not: This editor has found that asking DVD about last attendance at BM or bringing up a racially charged current event will usually get DVD off of Badgers nutsack)

Let me add that I still love all these folks.. Like Kinetic I often wish they would just marry or go full contact in the Thunderdome so we can concentrate on more important things.

Like....

BOOBIES!!!

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:40 pm

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:30 pm

Toolmaker, you're awesome. I haven't laughed that hard in so long! That was great! Thank you!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:15 am

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:32 am

Sail Man wrote: LMAO, goathead, are you the Beast of the Yeast?

That could be fun....

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:33 am

Thank You Toolmaker.
That explains so much.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:02 am

goathead wrote:
Sail Man wrote: LMAO, goathead, are you the Beast of the Yeast?
That could be fun....

Damn, now I'm thirsty. Is it to early for a brewski? Nah.......

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:10 am

well,
come on over to the bar.......

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:19 am

I prefer to remain hidden mostly, with short occasional un-cloakings.
It gives my deranged missives the effect of coming out of nowhere.

Post by **Elderberry** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:11 pm

I never paid attention to whether someone was logged on or not. I just log on, check the posts, start posting and if someone I know posts a reply, I think "oh, they must be online now too".

JK

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:28 pm

Sail Man wrote:
goathead wrote:
Sail Man wrote: LMAO, goathead, are you the Beast of the Yeast?
That could be fun....

Damn, now I'm thirsty. Is it to early for a brewski? Nah.......

NEVER

to early.

Remember if you turn the
YEAST
ON

They will return the favor.

Blessed be the YEAST.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:32 pm

jkisha wrote:I never paid attention to whether someone was logged on or not. I just log on, check the posts, start posting and if someone I know posts a reply, I think "oh, they must be online now too".

JK

Occupational Hazard
Mind numbing boredom in the middle of the night.