Is jkisha really just a newbie response bot?

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Does jkisha stalk newbies because he (or it) is :

Poll ended at Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:14 pm

Bored Shitless?
5
11%
Bored Shitless?
5
11%
Just Plain Lucky?
1
2%
Just Plain Lucky?
1
2%
A Bot?
2
5%
A Bot?
2
5%
A Supreme Being?
3
7%
A Supreme Being?
3
7%
Just some guy with hairy palms?
11
25%
Just some guy with hairy palms?
11
25%
 
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Is jkisha really just a newbie response bot?

Post by Sail Man » Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:14 pm

Well, I know I'm not the only one around these here parts that notice, with alarming regularity, how many times jkisha is the first one to welcome a newbie to eplaya. I tell you, something is just not right :D How can someone, or, something, just get that lucky in being the first one to extend a greeting to every Tom, Dick, or Harry. I mean, it's almost like he isn't real! Like he is some kind of.....pounding machine coiled and ready to pounce upon the unsuspecting. A supremely talented hacker that monitors newbie posts using some sort Heuristic program that posts replies automatically? Or is he a God, toiling away his time among us mere mortals? The world may never know...... :?
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Post by Toolmaker » Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:40 pm

I think hes trying out for greeters. Probably works in front of a computer like me and has a lil extra free time to idle online.
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Post by EvilDustBooger » Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:40 pm

My vote is for God.
Only a deity would suffer the newbies with such eloquence and grace.




Praise be jkisha!











....except for that man-boob post.
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:59 pm

I am jkisha!
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Post by misfit » Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:15 pm

NO,,, I am jkisha! :shock:
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Post by Sail Man » Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:11 pm

Toolmaker wrote:I think hes trying out for greeters. Probably works in front of a computer like me and has a lil extra free time to idle online.
So when I drive in next year, I'll be looking for the "carpenter" with hairy palms working as a greeter. I'll have to make sure I gift him something galvanized :)
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Post by Artemis » Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:12 pm

I am JKishette. Rub it!
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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:16 pm

No...... I am Jkisha........ but only when the porn channel is on............. 8)
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Post by ibdave » Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:25 pm

ibJkisha... 8) 8) 8)
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:40 pm

OK I admit it, I created the sock puppet "Jkisha" because I wanted to be able to be nice to new people without ruining my reputation.
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Post by Zulegoona » Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:01 pm

You’ve never seen Jkisha and myself logged on at the same time have you , but you all know how apposed to socks I am so I’m admitting nothing.
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Post by Kinetik V » Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:43 pm

Jkisha is my latest and greatest sock. Since I continue to be accused of creating socks all over the BM online universe including on boards I have never been to or others I rarely visit, I decided to up my game a bit. So...how do you like her?

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Post by Elderberry » Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:59 pm

Will the real jkisha please stand up.

I'M HERE!!!!

:) You guys are funny.

Toolmaker got it right. I'm almost always on-line for work. And during election season I had my Notify settings on for every post I ever posted in. So, I was on here A LOT--every time someone posted I got an email and here I was. :(

Since the election I have removed all of the notifies because I wasn't getting any work done! LOL Which is why some of you have been beating me to the punch on greeting the newbies lately. :(

Thanks for noticing! :D :D :D

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Post by Toolmaker » Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:03 am

EvilDustBooger wrote:My vote is for God.
Only a deity would suffer the newbies with such eloquence and grace.




Praise be jkisha!











....except for that man-boob post.
but.. but.. thats his BEST post so far!!!
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Post by littleflower » Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:47 am

man boob post??? could you bump it? pretty please?
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Post by Elderberry » Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:01 am

EvilDustBooger wrote:....except for that man-boob post.
And I sincerely appologize for that! But at the time, I couldn't resist. :D :shock: 8) :lol: :oops:

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:05 am

Is Sail Man a poll bot?
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Post by Sail Man » Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:16 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Is Sail Man a poll bot?
:lol: Hey it's my first one UD and I get so much of a kick seeing jk spurting up like clockwork I thought, heyyyyy, wtf :lol:

I'm a paramedic, sometimes I run my ass off, sometimes I have too much free time for my own good. That was one of those times.

And, it's hairy palms by a landslide (or should I say handslide?)
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