The person below me

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:20 pm

I am glad you can walk, but hate shaggy dogs.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:07 am

mdm...why cant you play the game right?

TPBM....wonders the same thing too?

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:25 am

False, mdm can't play the game right cuz he's too busy picking his nose.

TPBM wishes they were rubbing their button.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:54 pm

true, I wish I was rubbing TPBM's button too........

TPBM better be a woman...........

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:58 pm

i have a nice big gold one with raised purple flowers you can rub ... it's on my favorite sweater ... hee

TPBM is really, really, REALLY pissed off about something

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:15 pm

Yes I am! It is my day off, and I am "enjoying" it trying to get my sinuses to open up for longer than five to 15 minutes! The only time they have been open longer than that was when I took a very long, hot shower. Five minutes after I was out of the shower, and they slammed shut again. I don't know what in the H--- is causing it. I thought it might be something around the apartment, so I left for a while... and was too miserable to get anything done the whole time. I was supposed to be getting quotes on how much to get my car's exhaust replace before the temps go into the single digits...!

TPBM has something they were going to do today, but forgot about until just now.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:54 pm

Nope, I'm kicking back after the stresses of the day. Fuck it all!

TPBW is actually a macaw.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:07 pm

nope, I'm a Mackinaw and I swim from Tahoe to Pyramid lake, to span near the playa.......

TPBM was a body double, or stunt dick, in a porn movie...........

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:22 am

No it really was me...But I destroyed the only copy!

TPBM....can see up MY SKIRT!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:47 pm

No, but I pretty much end up looking at too many butts...

TPBM has a Napoleon complex.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:50 pm

*removes had from jacket and puts hat on straight*

...NUH-Uh..........

TPBM has nude photos on the internet.....of themselves........

sattelite5812 · Post by **sattelite5812** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:16 pm

Well technically I don't have them on the internet. Never could find the link...

TPBM OD'd on tryptophan today and passed out

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:10 am

True, I guess, not sure what happened but haven't been around for a few days.

TPBM is part of the new super secret clique.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:22 pm

Well, I was a member of a super secret clique of one, but then voted myself out...!

(I'm still not speaking to myself over that one!)

TPBM owns a converted school bus, covered inside and out with orange shag carpeting!

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:53 pm

The person below me is Satan.

I can feel the pinchfork poking at my arse as I type.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:09 pm

*Pokes up*

No, but I'm flattered. We did show up at the same party one in the late eighties.

The person above me forgot to comment on what the person above him said.

The person below me has a cousin in ocean vent research.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:20 am

Nope, I had a friend that was going to study marine Biology...butr decided to take drugs instead!~

TPBM....has broke the vein in their finger and it hurts...alot....and why does that do that?

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:34 pm

No, that is not one of my aches and pains. (Actually, none of the aches and pains are really worth complaining about-- nothing other than the normal aches and pains everyone has, I suppose. I think I will complain anyway, esp. about the one in my neck from sleeping wrong.)

TPBM is eating an unhealthy snack and doesn't even feel the least bit guilty about it!

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:32 pm

wrong,,, how can something pink and furry be bad.?.. i love peaches.

tpbm,,, skipped out on their student loan, forcing the rest of us to eat their debt...

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:57 pm

True, guilty by association. My mom did that and although I feel like I should push her to pay them, she doesn't and I live with it.

TPBM is Santa.

sattelite5812 · Post by **sattelite5812** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:55 am

True! And I'm not the only one... just got home from a "Santa's Sweatshop" session making mutant toys to give away at SantaCon

TPBM has a song stuck in their head that's driving them nuts

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:45 am

False, but I do have a co-worker stuck up my butt that driving me nuts.

TPBM has nuts.

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:44 am

True. Cashews and almonds!

TPBM is trying to budget for holiday gifts for a few special people.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:10 pm

Ha! I don't have anyone special to budget for, although I have to finish my charm bracelet for the White Elephant tomorrow.

tpbm had a nasty illness that kept him/her out of elementary school for at least two weeks straight.

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:26 pm

true. While jumping across a drainage ditch I slipped and fell into it. At the bottom of the ditch was an empty coffee can. The razor-like edge sliced my foot open to the bones. I developed a severe infection after the Doc stiched me up.
TBBM is still eating leftovers from Thanksgiving.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:52 am

True...turkey tetrezini!

TPBM wants a hot fudge sundae!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:56 am

Always.....

TPBM is doing the pee pee dance.

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:30 pm

TRUE,,, bbbbut i have to get this post off first...

tpbm,, just got pee'd on... sorry....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:19 pm

WEeeeeeeeeeee! I am my own person, without expectations!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

TPBM is wildly jelous.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:32 pm

No I am not! I'm only 2/3's jealous, and 1/3'd envious of...

TPBM's debonair good looks