Obstacle Course

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:03 am

I am seriously thinking of putting up an obstacle course as part of my theme camp:

Of course, without the damn monkey!

Demands are ease of transport, construction and destruction through conflagration. Also safety.

Ideas?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:01 pm

Ideas:
Wall that you can jump over (hurdle)
Wall that you can vault over
Wall that you need to climb over
Wall that you need a rope to climb over
Balance beam
Tunnel to climb through
"Barbed wire" low crawl
Long jump over "water hazard"
High climbing rope

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:15 pm

Don't forget the firing range.
And yes! Bring the monkey, rules be damned

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:20 pm

how about a mule instead of a monkey?

Post by **Elderberry** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:10 pm

Sounds too much like basic training in the army. Been there, done that. Not up for it again. Hell, at my age, I couldn't do it again if I wanted too! LOL

But I'm absolutely sure it will appeal to many others.

JK

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:24 am

I set certain tasks before participants before they can be declared barbarians. (Still in the brainstorming stage!)

It starts with the obstacle course, then a stone that you must heave overhead. Then you must best me in boffer combat.

Then I will declare you a barbarian and my true brother. A toast of mead from a bull's horn and a little trinket to wear home with you - these shall be yours!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:16 am

so,
us "old, fat, slow, and weak" barbarians will be excluded......

dang.......

Post by **AntiM** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:36 am

ygmir wrote:so,
us "old, fat, slow, and weak" barbarians will be excluded......

dang.......

Ahem ... dynamite. Okay, an anarchism, but effective.

Timezone LaFontaine · Post by **Timezone LaFontaine** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:57 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Ideas:
Wall that you can jump over (hurdle)
Wall that you can vault over
Wall that you need to climb over
Wall that you need a rope to climb over
Balance beam
Tunnel to climb through
"Barbed wire" low crawl
Long jump over "water hazard"
High climbing rope

Wall that is sentient and will chase you and grab you
Tunnel that gradually diminishes in size and, in so doing, shrinks you
Gigantic boulder that rolls downhill and could crush you
Gigantic boulder that can somehow also roll uphill and crush you
Flying alligator arena
Bookmaker's lounge for flying alligator arena
Imbalance beam (attempting to cross it interferes with your seratonin)

Post by **AntiM** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 12:03 pm

Sharks with frickin' lasers on their heads. Or at least ill-tempered sea bass.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 5:17 pm

I like those rope ladders at the fair, suspended on an angle, by a center support on a swivel, balancing as you climb......and, over a "pit-O-doom" perhaps?..

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 5:19 pm

ygmir wrote:so,
us "old, fat, slow, and weak" barbarians will be excluded......

dang.......

I'll bet you'd get into it if there was mud involved.

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No, too perilous, you wouldn't like it.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 5:23 pm

you could be right...............

timidity is my middle name................

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 5:26 pm

...that was awesome...if bacon was some how involved it would be perfect!

make the water hazards be evap ponds and you are set!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 5:33 pm

I am sure I can find a few Participants who can do it.

Here's what the Japanese can offer:

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Maybe it is across the sea where I shall find barbarians who laugh at their fears.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 5:39 pm

couldddddddddd bbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:21 am

Which one's you?
Wait, let me guess....

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:22 am

ygmir wrote:you could be right...............

timidity is my middle name................

Oh, I am sure that you are a brave little viking in your own way.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:28 am

*sung to the tune of "Jesus loves the little children"*

O-din loves the little vi-kings,
all the little vikings of the world.

you can't argue, 'cause they're right
and they'll beat you in a fight,

Odin loves the little vikings of the world.......

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:58 pm

of course odin loves the little vikings!!!! they're soooo cute

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:10 pm

perfect. and, it seems we share attention span and physique........

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:05 am

On the other hand, if there isn't any interest, I won't do this, and rest easy as a spectator with a cast of thousands.

Cassidy · Post by **Cassidy** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:31 pm

dragonfly Jafe wrote:...that was awesome...if bacon was some how involved it would be perfect!

make the water hazards be evap ponds and you are set!

Great.

I was happily thinking about mud wrestling and a bacon obstacle course and then you had to mention something about falling into evaporation ponds...

I think I threw up a little bit.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:51 pm

La Methode Naturelle:
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Followed by a Couch Potato roast.

chiefdanfox · Post by **chiefdanfox** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:04 am

ygmir wrote:I like those rope ladders at the fair, suspended on an angle, by a center support on a swivel, balancing as you climb......and, over a "pit-O-doom" perhaps?..

Great idea. You could make it over your evap pond, and as people fall on it, the goop soaks into their "playa finery", which helps with the functioning of the pond. Win-Win-Lose.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:27 pm

OK, I got the basic course laid out:

klondike_bar · Post by **klondike_bar** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:43 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:OK, I got the basic course laid out:

pffft. no sweat.

*up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A*

all done

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:39 pm

I wish I could bring some "Mystery Fluid" for you all to splash around in. On a private basic only.

Good source for our Playa Barbarian Challenge 2009 designs:
http://www.physicallytrained.com/fm21-2 ... ills.shtml

draco880 · Post by **draco880** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:16 pm

I think an obstacle course would be really cool, although I'm a newbie around here so I'm probably not considering all the relevant complications. I will say that you can make some decent hurdles and crawl-under areas out of simple PVC, and if you don't actually glue it together then it generally doesn't break when people fall on it. Stakes and P-cord are great for crawling under, of course, even if less viscerally exciting than razor wire.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:57 pm

If you build it, I'm definitely gonna have at it! I like the idea.