Haiku

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:26 am

hedge funds for profit
cry wolf and blitzkrieg wall street
where`s my commission?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:12 pm

mutation is the
source of all variation
among the species

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:05 am

Israeli Psy-Trance
Music for the playa? or...
Aural Warfare technique.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:08 am

spotty stolen internet
pissing me off
double post, again!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:03 am

It`s called a Haiku
five seven five is the key
Simon won`t obey

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:34 am

taking off his shoes
counting his little piggies
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE all the way home.

(happy?)

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:36 am

taking off his shoes
counting his little piggies
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! all the way home.

(happy?)

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:32 pm

You have pleasured me
I almost feel like crying
Literary bliss

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:16 pm

careful what you ask
you probably will get it
more often than not.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:39 am

In that case I think
I'd like to place my order:
hookers and blow, please!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:10 am

"Hookers and blow please!"
it's called a "Larry Special"
please read the menu.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:11 am

my fingers stutter
it is a nervous habit
double post again.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:16 am

why do you post two
of every haiku, you love to pen
are you really that fast

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:02 am

early morning meds
it kicks me like a donkey
i'm multi-tasking.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:05 am

oh, well, I see then
since Da Mule is back there, somewhere
I know he could help

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:36 am

St. Valentinus
horny group grope sex magick
buy some Chocolates!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:27 am

and now, my special friend
the day's here, and so are we
so grab your ankles,..... smile..........

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:51 am

half naked baby
shoots an arrow up your ass
Oh God! i'm in love.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:01 am

that's not an arrow, friend
It's really, my love for you, friend
take it, smile, my friend

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:02 pm

Assault me with love
Spank me til my bottom glows
I nervously wait

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:46 pm

and as we stroll along
talk of things, both great and small
we pause, and exclaim: WHISKEY!!!!!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:52 am

hunting accident...
it's horrible, HORRIBLE!
Cheney shot the Chimp!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:58 am

Kalifornia now has a budget
They're all politicians, they wouldn't "fudge" it
I hope they use lube.......

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:05 am

tonight I danced with
THE most beautiful women
I pretend they're you

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:22 am

ever wonder why
it snows in fucking April?
bitter east-coaster.

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:10 pm

Fucking April snows
upon the east coast
washes away crap.

Why wait for summer?
The snows cover the roof tops.
Miami hotels.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:20 am

haiku rule of law
first line is five syllables
then seven then five

it ain't all that hard
to count to five then seven
then five once again

okay i confess
sometimes I have to use both
my fingers and toes

get yer haiku act
together or poetry
cop will arrest you

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:27 am

Oldguy made a goof
understandable for sure
we'll overlook it

now check out ygmir's
they're not even fuckin' close
back to school for him

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:27 am

Sensei wrote:haiku rule of law
first line is five syllables
then seven then five

it ain't all that hard
to count to five then seven
then five once again

okay i confess
sometimes I have to use both
my fingers and toes

get yer haiku act
together or poetry
cop will arrest you

This is my first attempt ever at haiku.

Sensei says do it!
And you better do it right!
I will spank you silly!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:35 am

first line works for me
and the second one does too
"I will" should be "I'll"

still and on the whole
not a bad first try really
for monkeypoet