The Bar

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:21 am

penny for your thoughts....

yeah, i know, i'm a cheap bastard

i'm pretty much a walkin', talkin' cliche, n'est-ce pas?

hows this, i'll let you pick my drink......there....i just sent you a big "hey".

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Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:28 am

Well, Simon, the magical Mixilator cocktail generator says:

Here is your cocktail, master! http://www.cocktaildb.com/mix_results

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:35 am

i typed in kool-aid and it said there were no replies.

WTF?

and dont call me master, i prefer simon, or mister, sister.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:44 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:i typed in kool-aid and it said there were no replies.

WTF?

and dont call me master, i prefer simon, or mister, sister.

here you go Kool aid drinks pick one

Fruit Punch
Blue Lemonade
Screaming Purple Jesus
5-Ball
Angry Chameleon
Brian Sinnott Family Punch
Banana Slush Punch
Green Monster Party Punch
Berry Deadly
Kentucky Bullfrog
Blue Kool-Aid Punch
Rat Fuck
Papa Smurf
Kool-Aid Slammer
A Clockwork Tangerine
Love Potion #9
Bloody Vampire
Boo Punch
Closed Caskets and Broken Skulls
Blue Dinosaurs
Virgin Whore
Raspberry Tiki Twist Punch
Blue Ninja
KoolShock
Frozen O
Tyson Punch
Blood Punch
Skittle
Bullfrog #4
Green Vodka

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:46 am

Simon, I thought you'd get a kick out of the robot presenting the drink.

I already chose all the options and this was the drink it offered.

Here is your cocktail, Master:

(Click on any ingredient for definition and substitutions.)

Bush Published Swell Cocktail

Chill cocktail glass. Prepare as follows:

In pre-chilled cocktail shaker combine

1Â¾ oz Armagnac
1 oz Port
Â¾ oz Venezuelan Rum
2 dashes strawberry-flavored liqueur
Oscillate at 60hz with lumps of ice for fifteen seconds.

Strain into chilled cocktail glass.

I thought the strawberry liqueur was a nice touch!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:53 am

All the recipes below contain "Kool-AidÂ®" in one form or another.
Not enough?
96 Recipes containing "Kool-Aid

5-Ball
A Clockwork Tangerine
Acid Rain Punch
Angry Chameleon
Banana Slush Punch
Bang em' Back
Berry Bluenana
Berry Deadly
Blood Punch
Bloody Leech
Bloody Vampire
Blue Bong
Blue Dinosaurs
Blue Grapes
Blue Kool-Aid Punch
Blue Lemonade
Blue Ninja
Blue Raspberry Lemonade Kool-aid
Blue Volcano
Blunt Ash
Boku's Blend
Boo Punch
Brian Sinnott Family Punch
Brian Sinnott Family Punch #2
Bullfrog #4
Cancer
Cherry Almond Tea Mix
Cherry Kandi
Cherry Syrup
Closed Caskets and Broken Skulls
Closing Time Kool-aid
Cold Blood
Cranberry-Cherry Cooler
Dan-O-Bomb
Dizzy B
Doo-littles
Down Home Dew
Dungeon Punch
Easy Sodas
Eben's Magic Juice (Orange)
Electric Koolaid Slush
Escape From Ellis Island
Ethnic Sugar
Frinky
Frog Gigger
Frozen O
Fruit Punch
Frye's Crazy Lime
Fuzzy Bunny
Goats Milk
Greazy Deigo
Green Fairy Punch
Green Glow
Green Hell
Green Monster Party Punch
Green Vodka
Hard in the Paint
Home Alone
Hunka Hunka Burnin Luv
Hypnotize Me
Jonestown Punch
Kai's Drunken Love
Kentucky Bullfrog
Kiss Of Death
Kool First Aid
Kool-Aid Slammer
KoolShock
Kryptonite #3
La Tigre
Liquid Jello
Love Potion #9
Monster Slime Juice
Mother Fucked Up
Orange Warthog
Out of the Blue
Papa Smurf
Passionate Sunset
Pinebrook Screwdriver (Scranton)
Poison Purple Death
Prom Date Special
Raspberry Tiki Twist Punch
Rat Fuck
Screaming Purple Jesus
Skittle
Slippery Box
T-Town Tranquilizer
The Cherry Magician
The Dragon
The Green Goodness
Tropiflipano
Tyson Punch
Velvet Crush
Virgin Whore
Warped Thursday
Windex Punch
Zippy's Revenge

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:58 am

WTF ....OK you guys can hide but I will find you.

Jonestown Punch

The inspiration behind this diabolical concoction is the Jonestown Massacre AKA Guyana Tragedy. Cult leader Jim Jones instructed his brainwashed followers to embark on a mass-suicide, by drinking grape Flavor-Aid laced with cyanide. Later that day, after most of his worshipers had died, Jones shot himself in the head.

1 gallon prepared Kool-AidÂ® Grape mix
12 oz AmadeusÂ® almond liqueur
16 oz Devil SpringsÂ® vodka

Pour all ingredients into punch bowl. Add ice. Stir.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:02 pm

Hey Mozy;

Not a big fan of suicide by KoolAid nor suicide by shotgun. But that's just me.

How's about a Mozy kiss instead!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:05 pm

mozy, you are good....

of course, you have to play the mp3 in the background while drinking...

duh....

dont worry about deb, she's from canadia where jokes are like little orphans, roaming the streets, hoping to be adopted...

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:15 pm

Deb Prothero wrote:

How's about a Mozy kiss instead!

Kiss?

Pick one....

A Goodnight Kiss
A Kiss Goodnight
A Kissed Buttery Nipple
Abbie's French Kiss
Almond Kiss
An Irish Kiss
Angel's Kiss
Angel's Kiss #2
Apple Kiss
Apricot Kiss
Arctic Kiss
Bee's Kiss
Butterscotch Kiss
Buttery Nipple With A Cherry Kiss
Caribbean Kiss
Chambord Kiss
Chartreuse Chocolate Kiss
Cherry Kiss
Cherry Kiss #2
Chocolate Almond Kiss
Chocolate Cherry Kiss Sensation
Chocolate Kiss
Citrus Kiss
Cobalt Kiss
Coconut Kiss
Coffee Flavored Kisses
Coffee Kiss
Cold Kiss
Cranberry Kiss
Cranberry Kiss
Cranberry Kiss #2
Cranberry Kiss (virgin)
Creamy Kiss
Cupid's Kiss
Dubonnet Kiss
Fairy's Kiss
Firery Kiss
French Kiss
French Kiss #2
Ginger Kiss
Glasgow Kiss
Godiva Peppermint Kiss
Golden Kiss Martini
Hot Minty Kiss
Irish French Kiss
Irish Kiss
Jamaica Kiss
Jennifer's Kiss
Kahlua Kiss
Kiss and Tell

Kiss Class
Kiss From Rudy
Kiss in the Dark
Kiss in the Jaguar
Kiss Kiss
Kiss Me Quick
Kiss Me Slow
Kiss Of Death
Kiss Off
Kiss on the Lips
Kiss on the Lips #2
Kiss the Boys Goodbye
Kiss Your Mother
Kissing A Thai Girl in Paris
Kyles Kiss
Long Kiss Goodnight
Long Kiss Goodnight Martini
Lover's Kiss
Lover's Kiss #2
Lover's Kiss #3
Mafia's Kiss
Maiden's Kiss
Maya Kiss
Midnight Kiss
Nhardkiss
Orange Kiss
Passionate Kiss
Peach Kiss Martini
Peejon's Kiss
Perfect Kiss
Purple Kiss
Raspberry Kiss
Royal Sour Kiss
Russian Kiss
Sicilian Kiss
Sonny Gets Kissed
Soul Kiss Cocktail
Sour Kiss
Southern Kiss
Strawberry Kiss
Strawberry Kiss
Sun Kissed Slammer
Sun Kissed Tall
The Vanilla Kiss
Uhura Kiss
Vampire's Kiss
Vicious Kiss
Virgin's Kiss
Wet Kiss
Widow's Kiss

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:20 pm

A Widow's Kiss would be gauche.

How about a Butterscotch Kiss?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:24 pm

Butterscotch Kiss

2 oz EverclearÂ® alcohol
2 oz butterscotch schnapps
4 oz club soda

Pours all ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shakes well, strains into a collins glass half-filled with ice cubes, and serves.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:26 pm

Baby RJ and I took a limping stroller ride to Walgreen's this morning.
It was great getting out of the house. I bought him another toy...a butterfly
that plays 18 tunes and each wing has blinky lights that flash when the
tunes play!!! He LOVES it!!! Wheeee!!!!

I'm bringing Mozy's quote over here from the FUCK thread...

MozyBonz wrote:She was playing Frogger Monkey.

Steve tweaked the bicycle back into shape somewhat. The other day when I got hit
by the car Sammi said that we could just put stickers on the places where the paint
was chipped off, so while at the store I found some stickers. I think they're very
appropriate and quite fun!! hee hee!!

edited because of a spelling error and I'm really anal about my spelling when I catch myself. Hee hee...I said ANAL.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:26 pm

i'll take the maya, please.

for over 20 years i have worn a ring, the mayan calender....i only took it off once, while in lovelock, on my extended vacation.

they had to cut it off, my knuckles have grown as a result of my increasing loss of cartilage.

i creak and groan like a xylaphone, but at least i always have accompaniment for the song in my head...

"dem bones dem bones''...you know the rest..

so, we deliver, you wanted to know the secret of my ring, but you already knew it...

what time is it? it's fitty cent time, motherfuckers, let's dance and drink for tomorrow we may die.

or not.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:27 pm

Can't get Everclear up here, well only in Alberta.

Sounds like a nice drink though. But only one, thanks.

Can I get you one, Mozy?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:28 pm

oops....my twin posted too....

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:34 pm

One for frogger monkey.
Banana Strawberry Yogurt Shake

1/2 pint vanilla frozen yoghurt
5 oz skim milk
2 tsp light corn syrup
1 small sliced banana
3 large strawberry sliced
1 whole strawberry

Places yogurt, milk, corn syrup, banana and strawberries in blender; blends until smooth. Pours into a 16 ounce serving glass. Garnish with 1 whole strawberry.

Donâ€™t worry Simon I wonâ€™t tell anyone I gave you a kiss.
Maya Kiss

1 oz D'AristiÂ® Xtabentun liqueur
1 oz KahluaÂ® coffee liqueur

Stirs ingredients together in a shot glass, and serves.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:35 pm

Hey Monkeypoo. Love those stickers. What a great way to cover up the dings!

Sounds like you and Baby RJ are having a good day together.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:37 pm

Deb Prothero wrote:Can't get Everclear up here, well only in Alberta.

Sounds like a nice drink though. But only one, thanks.

Can I get you one, Mozy?

Just water....

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:43 pm

Here's some water on the rocks for Mozy.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:50 pm

Thanks for playing stump the bartender.

sips water.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:54 pm

~licking lips from the Butterscotch Kiss~

thanks Mozy

I'm off to do some errands,
ciao

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:58 pm

well, mozy et al, if i could be so bold as to offer a suggestion, since i actually am somewhat of a tee-totaler most of the year, and i reserve my shitface antics for the real playa, how about something different for once, and i know that there are those that watch, but fuck em' if they can't take the joke...

"Hey Kid, whatcha got in that ther Buggy?"

nothing sir, nothing at all.

not a damn thing...just apples.

pass the *ong....here in rochester it is actually against the law to say that awful, hideous word...

*waiting for ygmir to offer up "Gong?" as a straight line*

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:59 pm

Seeya.

Next......

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:03 pm

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:04 pm

beer?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:13 pm

No Beer ....no fear....ere

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Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:40 pm

Hey everyone. Just stopped in for a cold one, PBR please.

I cut my beard off today, but kept the moustache. It's just been to hot to keep a full beard going...It'll grow back...

Saw the Potter movie yesterday afternoon, no spoilers today. Great flick. A bargain matinee is a good way to beat the heat.

I bought a big pot at the Goodwill yesterday for $3.98, used it to soak my feet last night. Great way to cool down... I found a metal tent pole set at the other thrift store, $3.50, and a plastic conical christmas tree stand with anchor holes to use as an umbrella stand for $1.00.

I pick up two bags of groceries from Gleaners tomorrow. My food stamps were up to $200/ month this month. ( I mostly buy canned goods.) I had my interveiw a couple of weeks ago, I have to reapply every 3 months. I have not heard yet if I'm renewed for August to October. I got enough food now for the burner week.

I got all my gear together. All the stuff from last year. Got some new free rugs this year from craigslisters for my camp, bike parts and tires to give away. I'm leaving my front passenger seat open for a hitchhiker/burner this year.

No kool-aid for me, thank you very much. When I was a kid at vacation bible school we got unsweeted red water and stale cookies for snacks. Bad connection for me.

Another PBR? Sure, boy is it hot...

I got $1,500.00 left from selling my harley. $100 set aside for gas, $500 set aside for property tax. That gives me $900 for next winter. If I can keep my monthly expences down to $100 that will see me thru till March. Time for a yard sale when I get back on September 8th. Maybe I should sell that old RV too. I just use it for storage. It needs a new house waterpump and waterheater unit, but it runs. Needs servicing and maybe brakes too. Maybe I should just give it away, then I would not have to keep it insured... Nah. It must be worth something to somebody.

Another PBR? Sure...

At least I got my health. My shoulder still gets twinges if I move it overhead, I took a fall last month, remember. I fell down in the chow line at the city picnic by stepping in a hole. Very embarrassing...I might try the swimming pool tomorrow afternoon. 50 cents from 6pm till 8pm. Just to cool down. Maybe I need to exercise my arm...

Well, this old man Has got to go...Don't want to wear out my welcome...It's just I need to talk sometimes...Thanks for the beers, and your time.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:50 pm

Wow. Catching up while baby takes a nap. Sounds like everyone is having an awesome day. Rock on, everybody! Lovin' the recipe for the yogurt shake, Mozy. Washed down the bike and placed frogger stickers all over the dings. Put a couple of smiley faces on it too. I think it's playa-ready now. hee hee. I feel a bit better now about the bike. Gonna go swimming when baby wakes up. (please don't poo in the pool this time, okay?)

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:55 pm