Anybody seen my bike?
Anybody seen my bike?
Seriously guys, I asked like fucking 200 of you people if you found it and no one got it.
Please let me know if you see it. Like I said before, it has two tires, a seat, a handlebar that makes it steer, and some peddles that make it go. You can also notice that it has 'Bridgestone' written on the side if you choose to.
Fuckin A.
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Please let me know if you see it. Like I said before, it has two tires, a seat, a handlebar that makes it steer, and some peddles that make it go. You can also notice that it has 'Bridgestone' written on the side if you choose to.
Fuckin A.
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Where's my fuckin Bike?
It's gone Dude, Get over it.
Can you let me back stage, My Girlfriend is in there, No can do ! Sorry dude, There are a lot of girlfriends back there.
Can you let me back stage, My Girlfriend is in there, No can do ! Sorry dude, There are a lot of girlfriends back there.
"Tis better to be well disliked,
Than not liked at all."
Ned Kelly, 1884, Australian Outlaw.
Than not liked at all."
Ned Kelly, 1884, Australian Outlaw.
I'm talking about my bike dude, not my girlfriend. Fuck. I think I know where she is...
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Fuck.
Has anyone seen my girlfriend? She's a human female, between this height and that height and she has either blonde, orange, green, yellow, teal, maple, burnt sierra, blue, paris, or bacon hair. She's looking for me I think. Fuck, I hope so. I'm certainly looking for her.
Why do I keep losing shit.
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Fuck.
Has anyone seen my girlfriend? She's a human female, between this height and that height and she has either blonde, orange, green, yellow, teal, maple, burnt sierra, blue, paris, or bacon hair. She's looking for me I think. Fuck, I hope so. I'm certainly looking for her.
Why do I keep losing shit.

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I dunno about "Love Missile" in them shorts, When I was next to you in the Porta Urinal It looked like a Peanut,
Thank fuck there weren't any Elephants at BM this year otherwise he would have reached in there with his trunk and ripped the thing off !
Get with the program dude, Were looking for a brothers bike and maybe his girlfriend. I'll be checking in San Fran tomorrow around the Tenderloin area. Maybe both will turn up.
If I can't find it, Will you settle for a Tranny on a unicycle?
Thank fuck there weren't any Elephants at BM this year otherwise he would have reached in there with his trunk and ripped the thing off !
Get with the program dude, Were looking for a brothers bike and maybe his girlfriend. I'll be checking in San Fran tomorrow around the Tenderloin area. Maybe both will turn up.
If I can't find it, Will you settle for a Tranny on a unicycle?
"Tis better to be well disliked,
Than not liked at all."
Ned Kelly, 1884, Australian Outlaw.
Than not liked at all."
Ned Kelly, 1884, Australian Outlaw.
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cutmeoffandcallmeshorty wrote:I dunno about "Love Missile" in them shorts, When I was next to you in the Porta Urinal It looked like a Peanut,
Thank fuck there weren't any Elephants at BM this year otherwise he would have reached in there with his trunk and ripped the thing off !
Get with the program dude, Were looking for a brothers bike and maybe his girlfriend. I'll be checking in San Fran tomorrow around the Tenderloin area. Maybe both will turn up.
If I can't find it, Will you settle for a Tranny on a unicycle?
jeeze, was that really you?
I thought I was peeing on/into a plastic replica that just looked like someones face......
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and, I thought Unicycles were only one speed.........
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OK , OK , whatever.
If you wanna be all serious like that, then they technically have three directions, but you don't wanna try to ride it like that unless you are a girl or have girly parts down there.
If you wanna be all serious like that, then they technically have three directions, but you don't wanna try to ride it like that unless you are a girl or have girly parts down there.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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