favorite playa utterances

[brigitami]

WHEN: Our bike ride out to greet the man
UTTERANCE: "Get a job, hippies!"
REACTION: huge permagrin spreading across my face as i realized where i was....home!
RESPONSE: "Fuck you!"

now you:

WHEN:
UTTERANCE:
REACTION:
RESPONSE (if any):

[epic_elite]

not much of an utterance.

but one time on the playa i overheard...

WHEN: after an evening restroom facilitation
UTTERANCE:

person 1: where are we?
person 2: do you mean existentially?

REACTION: laughter
RESPONSE (if any): none required.

[mdmf007]

WHEN: Burningman 2009, I arrive early and on the monday it BM opens to the public I am along the road in with my bum sign.

UTTERANCE / SIGN: "WILL FUCK FOR FOOD"

REACTION: Car full of attractive ladies pulls up and asks, "Are we suposed to feed you? or are you feeding us?"

RESPONSE (if any): Without missing a beat I say "Either way works for me"

Only at BM is this possible.

[Elorrum]

singer on bike in dust storm: "Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter."

[OnceTheDustClears]

"Has anyone seen my tent?"

[knowmad]

Me:"Hey Where You guys Going?"
They: "We're Going to Suck some Cock!"

[OnceTheDustClears]

Couple leaving Smooch Dome...
"That was fun. Now where's Fuck Camp?"

[BurNER4life]

WHERE: Center Camp
UTTERANCE: Have you seen my bike?

Him: "Have you seen my bike?"

Me: "What does it look like?"

Him:" Its green."

Me: "Well where did you leave it?"

Him: "I don't know, I haven't really looked yet....."

Me: Hysterical laughter

[Risky]

Where's the food court?

[Isotopia]

Couple leaving Smooch Dome...
"That was fun. Now where's Fuck Camp?"

"I'm not sure. Where are mom and dad camped?"

[Sham]

Mr. Lucky: 2007 on Tuesday at 3:00am.
"The Man's on fire, the Man's on fire"
Me: Holy shit!

[gyre]

How about the girls that came in before the man burned and then stood with us on the esplanade after they made camp, for a long time looking out past the fire onto the playa.
Finally one turns to me and says,
"So, where is the man, anyway?"

[failblog]

lady wandering around tuesday after the burn: "look, i have a plane to catch in reno in 2 hours. someone needs to take me there." she had blown off her ride the day before because she wanted to party one more night.

undercover female cop: "can i bum a cigarette?" (i hand her a cigarette)
undercover female cop: "do you have anything ELSE to smoke?" me: "sorry, i don't bring drugs out here." cop holds up her hand for a high-five. i high-five her and she walks away.

undercover male cop on bike: "do you know where i can find some barbiturates?" me: "no, but we're doing heroin later." undercover male cop: "really?" me: "yep, right after the child porn theatre." cop rides away.

patron tequila night on the bar car... every third person: "do you have any mixers?"

the eternal question: "where are you from?"

man arrives at my camp and presents me with a box. me: "what you got there?" man: "feces. someone left it in my camp last night." ... because i was camped near a cafe village and bunch of DPW, i figured he naturally assumed i should take care of it. and i did.

tuesday after the burn, a man with slave: "do you allow flogging at your table?" me: "is it tuesday?"

middle of the night - a BRC ranger joking and laughing with LEOs as they raided the camp adjacent to mine. (one of the camp members had been caught smoking a joint on the playa). when I asked the BRC ranger for information on the bust so that we may later assist our neighbors, i was dismissed and told to move away.

[AntiM]

"Aiiieeeee! My ass is on fire!"

[Fire_Moose]

WHEN: Tuesday(or wednesday night) 2008. Soinning my staff in front of my camp
UTTERANCE: "I'm at burningman!!!"
REACTION: Everyone walking by on 2:00 cheers.
RESPONSE (if any): giggle

[Blompson]

SITUATION: drunk girl drops her cup, spilling her drink on the playa..
UTTERANCE: "mOOPS!"

[flatlander13]

Naked Chick Who Walked Into Our Camp: I could use a good fisting right now.

Danny, Who is Sowing Sequins On His Outfit for The Night: Ohhhhh, don’t look at me……….

[OnceTheDustClears]

I can't feel my elbows?

[Ugly Dougly]

"Next year, I'm gonna... hey, look a naked chick!"

[ibdave]

Naked Chick Who Walked Into Our Camp: I could use a good fisting right now.

Danny, Who is Sowing Sequins On His Outfit for The Night: Ohhhhh, don’t look at me……….

Flatlander, how about when two of our campmates, step out of the tent and both are wearing strapon's.. When asked what happening tonight?
They spoke up and said, "Oh, were putting on a fisting clinic tonight"
The whole camp, wished them well for the night....

And Yes, Danny was still sewing sequins on your cod piece

[Ugly Dougly]

Hey, when does Larry come out and make it rain?

[TomServo]

In center camp, in 2001. Was a stage set up, with a naked lady dancing to burlesque music. As she danced she put on various pieces of clothing. A man in the audience yelled "YEAH! PUT IT ON BABY!"

[Stitch]

Last year a friend and I took a bottle of Famous Grouse and a truck out to the trash fence and danced on the flat bed. I look over and see this man walk up. When he got to the fence he shouts, "Somebody's gonna need a SHITLOAD of dimes!" and starts laughing maniacally and then turned around and vanished into the dust. My friend and I stared at each other for a good minute and burst out laughing.

[curiousgnate]

tuesday 2009
my friend asks me if I want to go to the penis massage workshop
i respond no i went last year, I'm gonna go to pink mammoth and dance, but maybe I'll see ya in the orgy tent later!
my friend Oh ok see you then.

[teardropper]

Fuckin' hippies... GET OFF MY LAWN.

[TomServo]

Fuckin' hippies... GET OFF MY LAWN.

Was that by Carp camp?

[Elorrum]

I forgot about this... I loved it when neighbors shouted, "Can I get a Hell Yeah?!!!" while we were setting up our camps.

[Fire_Moose]

^Reminds me of....^

After waking up monday morning and starting to set up my shit, Guy in our camp, in his most redneck voice, talking about how he's "An AmERicaan...aMERIcan....Imma MERican"

[AKAparttime]

4am monday out side my tent STELLAAA

[PavementBlues]

undercover male cop on bike: "do you know where i can find some barbiturates?" me: "no, but we're doing heroin later." undercover male cop: "really?" me: "yep, right after the child porn theatre." cop rides away.

That. Is. Amazing.

High five.