Barbie Death Village Returns in 2010!

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:22 pm

Doggy, the M&G is 6 p.m. Thursday until the last person passes out in the back of my RV. Bring something to, uh, consume or ice. If you are looking for some space for your kennel, I think we have some space as we lost a few Canadians from Boosh Camp. Of course, you never know for sure until you see what the BMOrg gives you. But I can talk to the mayor of Eden and see if she any any more space as they were adjacent to Boosh and will absorb any space they would have needed. Just sayin.

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:29 am

Hey Doc! Thanks for the info! I'll definitely be around for the M&G among other things! Even though we aren't a theme camp this year, we have a group of about 12 - 15 people, so we're not going to impose on you for that much real estate. I'm arriving on Friday and hoping to glom onto some space near your area though! We'll be seeing you then!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:01 pm

*happy as always to know BBD will be there*.........

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:37 pm

I'm just tickled to get to hang out at BDV & WB!
R.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:42 am

Barbie Death Village is placed! We are essentially where we have been for the past four years. 3:30 and Edinburgh. That's where the magic will happen. Or something.

akmojo · Post by **akmojo** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 5:11 pm

Edinburgh... back a block this year huh...
part of the evolving metropolis and the "new" keyholes ?

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:51 am

Well remember JR, last year E dead-ended into our Village and we turned it into the access road. So essentially the access road becomes E and this year F dead-ends into us, so we will turn that into the access road. They moved the entire block set aside for villages and some theme camps back a block, but I don't think it will even be noticeable. What might be a hassle is the trek to the JOTS. Some of our campmates had trouble staggering the 300 feet to them last year.

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Sat Jul 03, 2010 9:29 am

That explains the wet spots...

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:10 pm

bigbluedoggy wrote:That explains the wet spots...

SNORT. who has the screen wipes?

PrincessPurf · Post by **PrincessPurf** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:22 pm

okay so ive been looking all over for an answer to this... what the hell is barbie death camp????

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:24 pm

PrincessPurf wrote:okay so ive been looking all over for an answer to this... what the hell is barbie death camp????

google?..........

PrincessPurf · Post by **PrincessPurf** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:27 pm

tried that... even visited www.barbiedeathcamp.com
is it just a bunch of mangled barbie dolls and a matching pink partybus?
...or is there more to this that i am missing?

Post by **Eric** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:31 pm

PrincessPurf wrote:is it just a bunch of mangled barbie dolls and a matching pink partybus?
...or is there more to this that i am missing?

There's also a wine bar.

Post by **Eric** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:01 pm

PrincessPurf- remember to try to have "no expectations", especially your first year (not snark!)

BRC can look like a glorified refugee camp during the day, albeit with some pretty damn amazing art, and your first day there you'll be very disappointed if you're expecting more. At night it turns into a wonderland. It's kinda magical what some lights can do to the most basic structure.

A lot of the things you'll see exist because they're fun (like Barbie Death Village)- mainly for the person or people who make them, but hopefully for some others as well. Some of my favorite camps are like this- just plain funny ideas.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:07 pm

After hearing you all talk abotu it Barbie Death Camp seems fun. Are ken's invited too. I might be able to find some more at thrift stores if you need more.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:50 am

We are pretty liberal about our deffinition of "Barbie"; yes, Kens are welcome too. We are no longer actively looking for more (as it is we have 1300 of them) but always welcome new Barbies, and their knock-offs, because many get destroyed, playafied, stolen, or too trashed even by our feeble standards, and they need to be replaced. We are one of the more popular theme camps on the playa, partly because we hand out kick-ass wine (it, in previous years, has been a silver-medal winner at the California State Fair wine competition) and we are not a bunch of whiny sparkle ponies in heat. We hand out Otter Pops to the kids (or deserving adults) and basicly have a we're-not-burnier-than-thou attitude.

Please come by and visit during the week, take a break on one of our sofas under the shade, and if you feel the urge to take your clothes off or get your breasts painted, we are there to help. Give give give; that's all we ever seem to do.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:14 am

OOH. Breast paintings. Its been so long since I had that done. I did it a couple time in my teens and very early 20's and it always feels so intersting (for lack of a better word) and would be cool enough during the hot days.

Shade, breast paintings, cold pops, wine... Pyro if I was straight I'd kiss you.

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 8:46 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:We are pretty liberal about our deffinition of "Barbie"; yes, Kens are welcome too.

Thats good news, I forgot to ask earlier if Beer Belly Ken was alright.

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:51 am

illy dilly wrote:
Dr. Pyro wrote:We are pretty liberal about our deffinition of "Barbie"; yes, Kens are welcome too.
Thats good news, I forgot to ask earlier if Beer Belly Ken was alright.

If we cook him in the ovens, he will smell like bacon!! How can that be a bad thing?

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 10:30 am

by EV Day

Black Canary Barbie
Religious group Christian Voice said: â€œBarbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far.
A childrenâ€™s doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible â€“ itâ€™s filth.â€

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 10:34 am

[quote="gyre"]

by EV Day

Black Canary Barbie
Religious group Christian Voice said: â€œBarbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far.
A childrenâ€™s doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible â€“ itâ€™s filth.â€

akmojo · Post by **akmojo** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 11:51 pm

PP... it's not a bus... it's a Barbie mobile whore house...
you'll understand what we're all about when you're back in the default world reminiscing about our fine wine !!

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:03 am

FaeTora wrote:OOH. Breast paintings. Its been so long since I had that done. I did it a couple time in my teens and very early 20's and it always feels so intersting (for lack of a better word) and would be cool enough during the hot days.

Shade, breast paintings, cold pops, wine... Pyro if I was straight I'd kiss you.

Then you must seek out the Tittyman and his awesome boob painting boards. He was across from Hushville last year. Had a big pirate ship.

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:36 am

bigbluedoggy wrote:
illy dilly wrote:
Dr. Pyro wrote:We are pretty liberal about our deffinition of "Barbie"; yes, Kens are welcome too.
Thats good news, I forgot to ask earlier if Beer Belly Ken was alright.
If we cook him in the ovens, he will smell like bacon!! How can that be a bad thing?

Please don't put me in the oven!
I promise I'll bring bacon! Shit, I'll even cook it for you!

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:57 am

Aye Doc, my sister bought an RV on Monday. So our camp layout is gonna look a little bit different. The RV is 37 footer, if that helps any. I'll send ya something soon.

massagenut · Post by **massagenut** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:32 pm

[quote="Dr. Pyro"]We are pretty liberal about our deffinition of "Barbie"; yes, Kens are welcome too. We are no longer actively looking for more (as it is we have 1300 of them) but always welcome new Barbies, and their knock-offs, because many get destroyed, playafied, stolen, or too trashed even by our feeble standards, and they need to be replaced. We are one of the more popular theme camps on the playa, partly because we hand out kick-ass wine (it, in previous years, has been a silver-medal winner at the California State Fair wine competition) and we are not a bunch of whiny sparkle ponies in heat. We hand out Otter Pops to the kids (or deserving adults) and basicly have a we're-not-burnier-than-thou attitude.

Please come by and visit during the week, take a break on one of our sofas under the shade, and if you feel the urge to take your clothes off or get your breasts painted, we are there to help. Give give give; that's all we ever seem to do.[/quote]

If the wine and the breast painting isn't enough, I'll be there offering sponge baths and massages for Barbies. Maybe I should call it Barbie's Day Spa??

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:40 am

This is just a heads-up to my fellow Barbiebarians: If you have not asked for or secured an early entry pass, or paid your dues, from this point forward everyone is on the waiting list. We have exhausted our supply of passes.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 1:51 pm

Hay! It's August! Shouldn't you clowns be on the playa by now???

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 3:33 pm

Hey Fire Doctor, Are you going to have any flame effects this year?

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:26 am

No me, but our camp will. One of our Barbiebarians is bringing his flame effects machine for our mutant vehicle. Nothing like trying to incinerate Black Rock City.

Barbie Death Village Returns in 2010!

Massage too