What have done lately to amuse me?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 12:02 pm

Joel wrote:

cowboyangel wrote: so....big fuckin deal about goats...I'd sooner do a goat than a republican

I am sure the feeling is quite mutual, among 9 out of 10 republicans.

Actually, the Goat Vote in Florida was the deciding factor in the last election.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 5:47 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
cowboyangel wrote: so....big fuckin deal about goats...I'd sooner do a goat than a republican
I am sure the feeling is quite mutual, among 9 out of 10 republicans.

then the prez must and his crew must be that other 1%

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 5:49 pm

oh shit I just had another weird thought...what if Rob is a child molestor? then we who condone his sick molestation flavored humor are unwitting enablers.....please dear god fix this right away........

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 7:50 pm

oh shit I just had another weird thought...what if Rob is a child molestor? then we who condone his sick molestation flavored humor are unwitting enablers.....please dear god fix this right away........

God says: "If you want to fix Rob, you are strictly on your own! I am not going anywhere near that part of his body!"

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 8:03 pm

cowboyangel wrote:oh shit I just had another weird thought...what if Rob is a child molestor? then we who condone his sick molestation flavored humor are unwitting enablers.....please dear god fix this right away........

Uhm...not sure what is supposed to be funny about child molestation, there cowboy. Simply digging at the bottom of the barrel for insults is neither witty nor intelligent.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 8:54 pm

Agreed.
Hey Rob... I'm no proctologist, but you seem like a perfect asshole to me!

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:27 pm

Rob, do you know what a "specimen" is?...

An Italian astronaut.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 10:49 pm

cowboyangel wrote:
Rob the Wop wrote:Well now, you're getting better. But you'll have to do a lot better than that to amuse me.

Bad Example
cowboyangel wrote:I think Rob has 3 testicles.........
Better Example
cowboyangel wrote:I think Rob has 3 testicles and they are named after the Marx Brothers. Harpo is the only quiet one.
Best Example
cowboyangel wrote:I think Rob has 3 testicles. Every Easter he paints them up in bright colors and stripes. He then hides in the bushes of public parks and waits for children to find them.
Now try a little harder dammit!

WARNING WARNING DANGER EPLAYA! I am only responsible for the first quote....illegal tags were used to put stuff in my mouth

is that a scrotum draped hat you're wearing Rob?

oh Rob my dear, have you forgotten this post of yours?????

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 11:45 pm

cowboyangel wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:
Rob the Wop wrote:Well now, you're getting better. But you'll have to do a lot better than that to amuse me.

Bad Example Better Example Best Example Now try a little harder dammit!

WARNING WARNING DANGER EPLAYA! I am only responsible for the first quote....illegal tags were used to put stuff in my mouth

is that a scrotum draped hat you're wearing Rob?

oh Rob my dear, have you forgotten this post of yours?????

Yes, I remember it. I was poking fun at myself. There is a big difference between "fuck you" and "you're a child molestor" and using wit. You seriously need to make at least a token attempt at being funny. Another example is Captain Goddamit's post on being a perfect asshole vs. making a post that just says, "You're an asshole."

The post in question was neither original, nor witty. Amusement factor = 2.

I gave you plenty of ammo. Be creative.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 9:21 am

i amuse myself rob...chill baby

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 9:59 am

cowboyangel wrote:i amuse myself rob...chill baby

Well then shucks cowboy, you're in the wrong thread. Gimme some love, buddy.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 10:29 am

you know i love you rob

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:17 pm

Rob, I bet your dog is thinking about other legs when he's humping yours.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 4:00 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:Rob, I bet your dog is thinking about other legs when he's humping yours.

No, but I do think about other dogs when I'm humping mine.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 5:05 pm

No, but I do think about other dogs when I'm humping mine.

<Beer, meet monitor. Monitor, meet beer.>

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 10:19 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
Captain Goddammit wrote:Rob, I bet your dog is thinking about other legs when he's humping yours.
No, but I do think about other dogs when I'm humping mine.

Hey, so do I! (Think about other dogs when I am humping yours, that is.)

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 11:13 pm

BAS wrote:
Rob the Wop wrote:
Captain Goddammit wrote:Rob, I bet your dog is thinking about other legs when he's humping yours.
No, but I do think about other dogs when I'm humping mine.
Hey, so do I! (Think about other dogs when I am humping yours, that is.)

"Why that two-timing little bitch!!"

oh, wait a second... I'm not sure that's an insult in this case.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 2:49 pm

Hey Rob, I was just wonderin if you could lick yourself, how big would the hairball be?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 2:53 pm

cowboyangel wrote:Hey Rob, I was just wonderin if you could lick yourself, how big would the hairball be?

If I could lick myself, I wouldn't need other human interaction. For that matter, if everyone could lick themselves- 95% of this earth's problems would be solved.

"Welp looks like the networks have cancelled my favorite show- I can either bomb a foriegn country or suck my own dick.
...
...
...
Saddam who?"

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 2:55 pm

And I definitely wouldn't need anyone else to amuse me.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:19 pm

People walking past my cubicle are wondering why I am rolling on the floor, howling with laughter, and pounding my fists into the carpet, while screaming, "Right!!! Right!!!! He's right!!!!!"

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:52 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:Hey Rob, I was just wonderin if you could lick yourself, how big would the hairball be?
If I could lick myself, I wouldn't need other human interaction. For that matter, if everyone could lick themselves- 95% of this earth's problems would be solved.

"Welp looks like the networks have cancelled my favorite show- I can either bomb a foriegn country or suck my own dick.
...
...
...
Saddam who?"

so Rob are you advocating plastic surgery to elongate the tongue to create world peace?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 9:36 pm

Rob oh Rob where are you? Stuck in your bathroom? If you come back soon I'll bring you a big bottle of olive oil to go with your super glide........

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:46 am

cowboyangel wrote:Rob oh Rob where are you? Stuck in your bathroom? If you come back soon I'll bring you a big bottle of olive oil to go with your super glide........

Sorry, I couldn't hear you- I was licking myself.

Olive oil? First pressing, virgin? You know that's the mating call of the wild Italian, don't you?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:58 am

BTW folks, I'm still eagerly awaiting amusement. Ifins you don't start amusing me, I will have to start amusing myself by posting half-cocked psychotic rants.

Or have I already started doing that...

Oh never mind...

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:06 am

OK, now I'm amused.

I've always been kind of intruged by the idea of a tesseract (a kind of mathematically mythical device), but never thought anyone could possibley create a visual model of one. Well, I'll be fucked. Someone managed to do it. You can rotate this model in four different dimensions. Try using both mouse buttons.

Obviously this is not a true model, which would be impossible. But it's kinda cool nonetheless.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 1:04 pm

Rob wrote:

You can rotate this model in four different dimensions.

Four...?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 2:10 pm

samtzu wrote:Rob wrote:
You can rotate this model in four different dimensions.
Four...?

Yup. Check out the link. The fourth is simulated.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 4:09 pm

Ooooooooooohhhh... PRETTY!!!!!

I got stuck on the tetrahedron... waaaaaaaaaaayyyyy too much fun...

Now, if they would just do a dodecahedron, my favorite geometric shape, that would make me happy...

Well... that, a blow job, and a few mil in the bank... then I'd be happy...

It's the simple things in life...

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:48 pm

Okay, I confess: I HAVEN'T DONE A DAMN THING TO AMUSE YOU!
(And there isn't a damned thing you can do about it!

)

(I've been too busy stuffing my face with junk food and playing Windows Solitaire.)

What have done lately to amuse me?

What have I done lately in order to amuse Rob:

And